<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Sportscasm &#187; world cup</title>
	<atom:link href="http://sportscasm.com/tag/world-cup/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://sportscasm.com</link>
	<description>Sports + Sarcasm =  ^</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:51:34 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>Candidate for FIFA President Withdraws in Face of Ethics Investigation</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/05/29/candidate-for-fifa-president-withdraws-in-face-of-ethics-investigation/</link>
		<comments>http://sportscasm.com/2011/05/29/candidate-for-fifa-president-withdraws-in-face-of-ethics-investigation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 05:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Soccer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FIFA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FIFA corruption charges]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FIFA corruption hearings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FIFA president]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FIFA presidential elections]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mohammed bin Hammam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Qatar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world cup]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sportscasm.com/?p=7732</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Mohamed bin Hammam was vying to become FIFA&#8217;s next president until he suddenly withdrew due to allegations of corruption within the organization.  Bin Hammam was attempting to unseat incumbent Sepp Blatter who has been FIFA&#8217;s president for the past 13 years.
The Qatari challenger to 13-year incumbent Sepp Blatter has been accused  of arranging bribes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-7736" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/05/29/candidate-for-fifa-president-withdraws-in-face-of-ethics-investigation/mohammed-bin-hammam/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7736" title="Mohammed bin Hammam" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Mohammed-bin-Hammam.jpg" alt="Mohammed bin Hammam" width="540" height="455" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Mohamed bin Hammam</strong> was vying to become <strong>FIFA&#8217;s</strong> next president until he suddenly withdrew due to allegations of corruption within the organization.  Bin Hammam was attempting to unseat incumbent <strong>Sepp Blatter</strong> who has been FIFA&#8217;s president for the past 13 years.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Qatari challenger to 13-year incumbent Sepp Blatter has been accused  of arranging bribes for up to 25 presidential voters on a campaign  visit to the Caribbean this month.</p>
<p>&#8220;Recent events have left me hurt and disappointed — on a professional  and personal level,&#8221; Bin Hammam wrote on his personal website. &#8220;It  saddens me that standing up for the causes that I believed in has come  at a great price — the degradation of FIFA&#8217;s reputation. This is not  what I had in mind for FIFA, and this is unacceptable.</p>
<p>&#8220;I cannot allow the name that I loved to be dragged more and more in the  mud because of competition between two individuals. The game itself and  the people who love it around  the world must come first. It is for this  reason that I announce my withdrawal from the presidential election.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Bin Hammam&#8217;s statement is interesting.  He makes it sound like he&#8217;s been personally wounded by some smear campaign.  However, he&#8217;s dropping out of the race before any actual hearings take place.  If he&#8217;s really &#8220;standing up for the causes&#8221; that he believes in, why not this one.  I understand not wanting to drag FIFA and soccer through it all, but wouldn&#8217;t FIFA be stronger for it if bin Hammam was actually innocent of the charges?  I just find the timing odd.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I have a special thank you to my friend and colleague <strong>Jack Warner</strong> for  his unlimited support,&#8221; Bin Hammam said. &#8220;I am sorry to see that he has  to suffer because of me, but I am promising him that I will be with him  all the way through thick and thin.&#8221;</p>
<p>Bin Hammam decided to try to become the first Asian president in FIFA&#8217;s  106-year history after playing an important role in Qatar&#8217;s successful  bid to host the 2022 World Cup.</p></blockquote>
<p>Buying votes is a time honored tradition in many nations &#8211; including the United States.  Perhaps bin Hammam doesn&#8217;t really see anything wrong with his actions.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-0529-fifa-20110529,0,5603703.story?track=rss">The LA Times</a>]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://sportscasm.com/2011/05/29/candidate-for-fifa-president-withdraws-in-face-of-ethics-investigation/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Spain Wins 2010 World Cup On Goal By Andrés Iniesta</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-on-goal-by-andres-iniesta/</link>
		<comments>http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-on-goal-by-andres-iniesta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soccer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andres iniesta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[netherlands]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[winning goal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world cup]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sportscasm.com/?p=1129</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
It took overtime but Spain won the 2010 World Cup on Sunday over the Netherlands on a goal by Andrés Iniesta in the 116th minute (for American&#8217;s they usually play just 90 minutes).  Iniesta should never have to buy another beer, dinner, or  woman in Spain ever again.
Watch the Video of Andrés Iniesta&#8217;s World Cup [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1130" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-on-goal-by-andres-iniesta/sc_spain_goal/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1130 aligncenter" title="Andres Iniesta Photo World Cup Hero Goal 2010 World Cup" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sc_spain_goal.jpg" alt="Andres Iniesta Photo World Cup Hero Goal 2010 World Cup" width="320" height="321" /></a></p>
<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1130" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-on-goal-by-andres-iniesta/sc_spain_goal/"></a>It took overtime but <strong>Spain </strong>won the <strong>2010 World Cup </strong>on Sunday over the <strong>Netherlands </strong>on a goal by <strong>Andrés Iniesta</strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"> in the 116th minute (for American&#8217;s they usually play just 90 minutes).  Iniesta should never have to buy another beer, dinner, or  woman in Spain ever again.</span></p>
<h2><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a title="Spain Wins 2010 World Cup, Video of Andres Iniesta Goal" href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-championship-iniesta-goal-video/" target="_blank">Watch the Video of </a><strong><a title="Spain Wins 2010 World Cup, Video of Andres Iniesta Goal" href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-championship-iniesta-goal-video/" target="_blank">Andrés Iniesta&#8217;s</a></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a title="Spain Wins 2010 World Cup, Video of Andres Iniesta Goal" href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-championship-iniesta-goal-video/" target="_blank"> World Cup Winning Goal</a></span></span></h2>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">Congrats to Spain along with the rest of the players and teams that competed in the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.</span></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-on-goal-by-andres-iniesta/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Charlie Davies Severely Injured in Car Accident</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/15/charlie-davies-severely-injured-in-car-accident/</link>
		<comments>http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/15/charlie-davies-severely-injured-in-car-accident/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Williams</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soccer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accident]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[car crash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charles davies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charlie davies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charlie davis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david schlosser]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hospital]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[national coast rica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rfk stadium]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[usa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world cup]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sportscasm.com/?p=295</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Charlie Davies of the USA national soccer team was seriously injured in a car crash early Tuesday in the Washington, D.C. area.  Davies, a forward on the team, was taken by helicopter from the scene to a local hospital where he was treated for extensive injuries.
Sgt. David Schlosser, spokesman for U.S. Park Police, told the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-296" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/15/charlie-davies-severely-injured-in-car-accident/charlie_davies/"><img class="size-full wp-image-296 aligncenter" title="Charlie Davies" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/charlie_davies.jpg" alt="Charlie Davies" width="433" height="192" /></a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-296" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/15/charlie-davies-severely-injured-in-car-accident/charlie_davies/"></a>Charlie Davies</strong> of the USA national soccer team was <a title="Charlie Davies Injured" href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/2009/10/charlie_davies_update.html?wprss=soccerinsider" target="_blank">seriously injured in a car crash</a> early Tuesday in the Washington, D.C. area.  Davies, a forward on the team, was taken by helicopter from the scene to a local hospital where he was treated for extensive injuries.</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Sgt. <strong>David Schlosser</strong>, spokesman for U.S. Park Police, told the Insider this morning that the accident investigation will take at least one to two weeks. &#8220;It&#8217;s a complicated crash reconstruction,&#8221; he said. &#8220;We won&#8217;t have any answers right away.&#8221;</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Hospital officials have stated that Davies has a lacerated bladder, fractured right leg,face and left elbow.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Team USA played Coasta Rica <a title="USA - Coasta Rica Tie" href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=279543&amp;cc=5901" target="_blank">to a 2-2 tie tonight</a> at RFK Stadium in D.C. on Wednesday night. Fans help up &#8220;9&#8243; (his uniform number) signs throughout the match.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Davies is not expected to heal fast enough to play in the next years World Cup.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><a title="Charlie Davies Injured in Car Crash/Accident Photos" href="http://bumpshack.com/2009/10/13/charlie-davies-injured-ashley-j-roberta-dead-in-car-crash-photos/" target="_blank">Photos from the Crash Scene</a></span></span></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/15/charlie-davies-severely-injured-in-car-accident/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

