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		<title>Serena Williams Undergoes Emergency &#8220;Treatment&#8221; for Blood Clot in Lungs</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/03/02/serena-williams-undergoes-emergency-treatment-for-blood-clot-in-lungs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Monday, star tennis pro, Serena Williams underwent what it being called an emergency &#8220;treatment&#8221; for a pulmonary embolism &#8211; a blood clot in her lungs.  NBC Sports reports:
Spokeswoman Nicole Chabot told the magazine  that Williams &#8220;underwent emergency treatment for a hematoma suffered as a  result of treatment for a more critical situation.&#8221;Williams [...]]]></description>
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<p>Monday, star tennis pro, Serena Williams underwent what it being called an emergency &#8220;treatment&#8221; for a pulmonary embolism &#8211; a blood clot in her lungs.  <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/41867658/ns/sports-tennis/">NBC Sports</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Spokeswoman Nicole Chabot told the magazine  that Williams &#8220;underwent emergency treatment for a hematoma suffered as a  result of treatment for a more critical situation.&#8221;Williams  suffered from a pulmonary embolism last week, Chabot said. The  29-year-old Williams is being treated at a Los Angeles hospital.</p></blockquote>
<p>The treatment appears to have been successful, though there has been no further word on Williams&#8217; condition.</p>
<p>[PhotoSource: <a href="http://connect.in.com/serena-williams/profile-251313.html">Connect.in.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>Sports Illustrated Presents the Breakout Athletes of 2010 (PHOTOS)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/12/20/sports-illustrated-presents-the-breakout-athletes-of-2010-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 23:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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From Cam Newtown of Auburn to David Price of the Tampa Bay Rays, SI has laid out a nice photo gallery of its &#8220;Breakout Athletes of 2010&#8243;.  There&#8217;s quite a spread across the sports genre; MMA, soccer, tennis and hockey to name a few.  Enjoy.
[Source: The Matador Sports]
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<p>From <strong>Cam Newtown</strong> of <strong>Auburn</strong> to <strong>David Price</strong> of the <strong>Tampa Bay Rays</strong>, <strong>SI</strong> has laid out a nice photo gallery of its <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1005/breakout.players.2010/content.1.html">&#8220;Breakout Athletes of 2010&#8243;</a>.  There&#8217;s quite a spread across the sports genre; <strong>MMA</strong>, <strong>soccer</strong>, <strong>tennis</strong> and <strong>hockey</strong> to name a few.  Enjoy.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://thematadorsports.com/blog/?p=8555">The Matador Sports</a>]</p>
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		<title>Brooklyn Decker Presents &#8216;Best Play&#8217; at 2010 ESPYS</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/15/brooklyn-decker-presents-best-play-at-2010-espys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl Brooklyn Decker (and wife to tennis star Andy Roddick) presented, along with actor Jon Hamm, the &#8216;Best Play&#8217; award last night to Brett Favre.
Decker brought her &#8216;A&#8217; game as her abundant curves had more people ducking, reaching, and grasping like they were at a 3D-flick at the theater.
More Brooklyn PHOTOS from the [...]]]></description>
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<p><em><a rel="attachment wp-att-1169" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/15/brooklyn-decker-presents-best-play-at-2010-espys/full_wenn5514053/"></a>Sports Illustrated</em> swimsuit cover girl<strong> Brooklyn Decker</strong> (and wife to tennis star <strong>Andy Roddick</strong>) presented, along with actor<strong> Jon Hamm</strong>, the &#8216;Best Play&#8217; award last night to Brett Favre.</p>
<p>Decker brought her &#8216;A&#8217; game as her abundant curves had more people ducking, reaching, and grasping like they were at a 3D-flick at the theater.</p>
<p><a title="Brooklyn Decker's Sporty Curves at the 2010 ESPYS (Photos)" href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/07/15/brooklyn-deckers-sporty-curves-at-the-espys-photos/" target="_blank">More Brooklyn PHOTOS from the Red Carpet and Backstage from Bumpshack</a></p>
<p><a title="Michelle Beadle Smoking Hot at the 2010 ESPYS (Photo)" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/14/michelle-beadle-banging-hot-at-the-2010-espys-photo/" target="_self">Michelle Beadle Smoking Hot at the ESPYS (Photo)</a></p>
<p><a title="Lolo Jones and Apolo Ohno at the ESPYS" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/14/lolo-jones-and-apolo-ohno-at-the-2010-espy-awards/" target="_blank">Lolo Jones and Apolo Ohno at the ESPYS (Photo)</a></p>
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		<title>Can Andre Agassi Shut Up Now?</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/28/can-andre-agassi-shut-up-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Williams</dc:creator>
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Andre Agassi retired several years ago as one of the greatest tennis players and personalities of all-time. He and since then has been adored almost unanimously in the sports world&#8230;until this week.
On Tuesday we first learned via a Twitter Tweet that Agassi, according to his autobiography &#8216;Open,&#8217; that he used the toxic and dangerous drug, [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-308" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/28/can-andre-agassi-shut-up-now/agassi_open_cover/"></a>Andre Agassi</strong> retired several years ago as one of the greatest tennis players and personalities of all-time. He and since then has been adored almost unanimously in the sports world&#8230;until this week.</p>
<p>On Tuesday we first learned via a Twitter Tweet that Agassi, according to his autobiography &#8216;Open,&#8217; that <a title="Andre Agassi Admits Crystal Meth Use" href="http://bumpshack.com/2009/10/27/andre-agassi-admits-using-white-trash-crystal-meth-photos/" target="_blank">he used the toxic and dangerous drug, crystal meth,</a> back in 1997.  He even failed an ATP drug test and proceeded to lie to the ATP in a letter he sent them claiming that he accidently took it via a soda his buddy left open.</p>
<p><a title="Andre Agassi and His Fake Mohawk-Mullet Toupee" href="http://bumpshack.com/2009/10/28/andre-agassi-and-his-fake-mohawk-mullet-toupee/" target="_blank">Bumpshack is now reporting</a> that Agassi goes on to reveal in his auto-bio that he wore fake hair, yes a toupee, at least during some point of his pre-Mr. Clean days.</p>
<p>Sometimes its best to just keep your mouth shut and typewriter locked away in the closet.  Maybe Andre feels better for letting this off his chest but it just sullies his reputation in the tennis world and in general.  Come on, I mean crystal meth?  Did someone not tell Andre he was beyond rich and could afford cocaine?</p>
<p>There is not a more damning and damaging drug than crystal meth.  Google &#8216;crystal meth&#8217; some time and look at the image results. It is a human transformer and a cheap and deadly dangerous drug.</p>
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		<title>Roger Federer&#8217;s Amazing Shot at 2009 U.S. Open</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/16/roger-federers-amazing-shot-at-2009-u-s-open/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Amazing shot by Roger Federer at the 2009 U.S. Open at the end of his victory against Novak Djokovic.
Federer in an interview after the match said it was the best show of his legendary career.
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<p>Amazing shot by <strong>Roger Federer</strong> at the <strong>2009 U.S. Open</strong> at the end of his victory against <strong>Novak Djokovic</strong>.</p>
<p>Federer in an interview after the match said it was the best show of his legendary career.</p>
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