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		<title>Can Andre Agassi Shut Up Now?</title>
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Andre Agassi retired several years ago as one of the greatest tennis players and personalities of all-time. He and since then has been adored almost unanimously in the sports world&#8230;until this week.
On Tuesday we first learned via a Twitter Tweet that Agassi, according to his autobiography &#8216;Open,&#8217; that he used the toxic and dangerous drug, [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-308" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/28/can-andre-agassi-shut-up-now/agassi_open_cover/"></a>Andre Agassi</strong> retired several years ago as one of the greatest tennis players and personalities of all-time. He and since then has been adored almost unanimously in the sports world&#8230;until this week.</p>
<p>On Tuesday we first learned via a Twitter Tweet that Agassi, according to his autobiography &#8216;Open,&#8217; that <a title="Andre Agassi Admits Crystal Meth Use" href="http://bumpshack.com/2009/10/27/andre-agassi-admits-using-white-trash-crystal-meth-photos/" target="_blank">he used the toxic and dangerous drug, crystal meth,</a> back in 1997.  He even failed an ATP drug test and proceeded to lie to the ATP in a letter he sent them claiming that he accidently took it via a soda his buddy left open.</p>
<p><a title="Andre Agassi and His Fake Mohawk-Mullet Toupee" href="http://bumpshack.com/2009/10/28/andre-agassi-and-his-fake-mohawk-mullet-toupee/" target="_blank">Bumpshack is now reporting</a> that Agassi goes on to reveal in his auto-bio that he wore fake hair, yes a toupee, at least during some point of his pre-Mr. Clean days.</p>
<p>Sometimes its best to just keep your mouth shut and typewriter locked away in the closet.  Maybe Andre feels better for letting this off his chest but it just sullies his reputation in the tennis world and in general.  Come on, I mean crystal meth?  Did someone not tell Andre he was beyond rich and could afford cocaine?</p>
<p>There is not a more damning and damaging drug than crystal meth.  Google &#8216;crystal meth&#8217; some time and look at the image results. It is a human transformer and a cheap and deadly dangerous drug.</p>
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