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		<title>Grizzlies&#8217; OJ Mayo Suspended 10 Games for Violating NBA Substance Abuse Policy</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/01/27/grizzlies-oj-mayo-suspended-10-games-for-violating-nba-substance-abuse-policy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 23:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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He called it &#8220;an honest mistake&#8221;.  It was an over-the-counter supplement which contained dehydroepiandrosterone, a steroid precursor known as DHEA which just happens to be banned by the NBA.  But his proclamation of innocence and ignorance didn&#8217;t save Memphis Grizzlies&#8217; guard OJ Mayo from receiving a 10-game suspension.  According to ESPN:
His suspension will begin with [...]]]></description>
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<p>He called it &#8220;an honest mistake&#8221;.  It was an over-the-counter supplement which contained <strong>dehydroepiandrosterone</strong>, a steroid precursor known as <strong>DHEA</strong> which just happens to be banned by the NBA.  But his proclamation of innocence and ignorance didn&#8217;t save <strong>Memphis Grizzlies&#8217; guard OJ Mayo</strong> from receiving a 10-game suspension.  <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=6065824&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=twitter&amp;ex_cid=Twitter_espn_6065824">According to ESPN</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>His suspension will begin with Friday night&#8217;s game between the Grizzlies and the <strong>Philadelphia 76ers</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Mayo said in a statement released by the team that he is extremely  disappointed he will miss 10 games as the Grizzlies are making a push  for the playoffs.</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to believe a guy who makes over $3.2 million per year and is slated to lose about 405 grand over 10 games doesn&#8217;t have somebody making sure he doesn&#8217;t screw up is &#8216;diet&#8217;.  Either that or he&#8217;s just an idiot.  And it&#8217;s not as if the suspension is unprecedented.  <strong>Rashard Lewis</strong> was suspended 10 games last season for the same infraction.</p>
<p>I know you&#8217;ve been riding the bench a little lately, OJ, but is it really worth 400 large?  Every team needs backup guards.  Work hard and do your time. Eat right, stay away from the &#8216;roids and when it&#8217;s time to retire, just retire.  Surely you&#8217;ll have plenty of jack to fall back on.  Unless, of course, you like throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars away on stupid decisions.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.basketwallpapers.com/USA/O-J-Mayo/">Basketballwallpapers.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>David Ortiz Being Sued by Jay-Z for Lifting 40/40 Club Name</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 12:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Boston Red Sox designated roider David Ortiz is being sued by the current king of Harlem and rap Jay-Z for naming a club in his native Dominican Republic after Hova&#8217;s line of 40/40 clubs that Z  originally started in Manhattan.
I&#8217;m sure it didn&#8217;t help matters that Z is a New York native and major Yankees [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-829" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/04/16/david-ortiz-being-sued-by-jay-z-for-lifting-4040-club-name/ortiz_jayz/"><img class="size-full wp-image-829 aligncenter" title="David Ortiz and Jay-Z 40/40 Club" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ortiz_jayz.jpg" alt="David Ortiz and Jay-Z 40/40 Club" width="436" height="250" /></a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-829" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/04/16/david-ortiz-being-sued-by-jay-z-for-lifting-4040-club-name/ortiz_jayz/"></a>Boston Red Sox</strong> designated roider <strong>David Ortiz</strong> <a title="Jay-Z Mounts Up Lawsuit Against David Ortiz" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/15/jay-z-sues-david-ortiz-40_n_539962.html" target="_blank">is being sued by the current king</a> of Harlem and rap <strong>Jay-Z</strong> for naming a club in his native Dominican Republic after Hova&#8217;s line of <strong>40/40</strong> clubs that Z  originally started in Manhattan.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure it didn&#8217;t help matters that Z is a New York native and major Yankees fan.</p>
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<p style="list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18px; color: #000000; font-size: 13px; padding: 0px; border: initial none initial;">The lawsuit, filed Thursday in Manhattan Federal Court, accuses Ortiz of calling his Santo Domingo club Forty-Forty in the hopes of trading on the rap star&#8217;s fame.</p>
<p style="list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18px; color: #000000; font-size: 13px; padding: 0px; border: initial none initial;">Jay-Z&#8217;s string of bars can be found in Manhattan, Las Vegas and Atlantic City.</p>
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<p style="list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18px; color: #000000; font-size: 13px; padding: 0px; border: initial none initial;">The name of the club, 40/40, as most baseball fans know represents a player that hits at least 40 home runs and steals 40 bases in the same season.</p>
<p style="list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18px; color: #000000; font-size: 13px; padding: 0px; border: initial none initial;">There has only been 4 players to accomplish this feat in the history of baseball.</p>
<p style="list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18px; color: #000000; font-size: 13px; padding: 0px; border: initial none initial;">The first being Jose Canseco, the master of roids.  The other three are <strong>Barry Bonds</strong>, <strong>Alex Rodriguez, </strong>and <strong>Alfonso Soriano</strong>.  Bonds and Rodriguez of course have been linked to the performance enhancing drug as well.</p>
<p style="list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 8px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 18px; color: #000000; font-size: 13px; padding: 0px; border: initial none initial;">Ortiz, never known as a speedster and a mediocre home run hitter since he was busted for steroids, should have more accurately called his own club the 18/0 club.</p>
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		<title>Terrell Owens Keeps Murdering Rodney Harrison on Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Retired NFL player Rodney Harrison, who currently is an analyst on NBC Sunday Night Football, took an on-air shot at Buffalo Bills WR Terrell Owens when he described Owens as a:
&#8220;straight-up clown more interested in stats than winning.&#8221;
Owens wasted no time, immediately going to his Twitter account (@terrellowens) to call Harrison out on his use [...]]]></description>
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-227" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/28/terrell-owens-keeps-murdering-rodney-harrison-on-twitter/tologo/"></a>Retired NFL player <strong>Rodney Harrison</strong>, who currently is an analyst on <strong>NBC Sunday Night Football</strong>, took an on-air shot at Buffalo Bills WR <strong>Terrell Owens</strong> when he described Owens as a:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;straight-up clown more interested in stats than winning.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Owens wasted no time, immediately going to his Twitter account (<a title="Terrell Owens on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/terrellowens" target="_blank">@terrellowens</a>) to call Harrison out on his use of steroids (actually busted/suspended for HGH use for the first four games in 2007 ). Owens took a tweet shot at Harrison last night and has continued non-stop all morning against Harrison, who won a NFL Super Bowl while a member of the New England Patriots.</p>
<p><strong>Owens Tweets Hitting Harrison High and Hard:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater &amp; cheated the game!</p>
<p>Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U&#8217;re a loser &amp; a cheater? Got any steroids I cn borrow?</p>
<p>Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!</p>
<p>Since I kno the media reads my tweets, will sum1 ask rodney how long the cycles take b4 I feel results of the steroids whn he sends em? Lol!</p>
<p>So Rodney, I&#8217;m thinking if u overnite it 2day, I&#8217;ll get em by 2morr @ noon. Better yet, mark it Priority!! I &#8220;really&#8221; wanna b a CHAMPION like u!!</p>
<p>Hey Rodney if I really considered using them, could u please lv instructions on how &amp; where 2 stick the needle just like u did 2 assure I do it rite!</p>
<p>My bad Rodney! I hv been corrected by ur supporters, u used HGH nt steroids! So, every1 go ahead &amp; use HGH!! Geez, I guess tht makes it better 2 use!!</p></blockquote>
<p>Harrison was voted the &#8216;dirtiest player&#8217; in the NFL several times by fellow players in <em>Sports Illustrated </em>polls. He was suspended and fined several times for dirty and illegal hits on the field.</p>
<p>More power to Owens for busting Harrison&#8217;s chops. NBC is dumb for putting Harrison on the air. Harrison is an idiot for taking shots against active players. To me it breaks the player code a bit.</p>
<p>Owens might be goofy and an extremely selfish player, but no one can doubt his talent or achievements on the field over the years.  He is a Hall-of-Famer and by all accounts has worked hard in the gym to sculpt his greek god-like body.</p>
<p>Harrison was a dirty player, cheating on the field and likely just as much off of it to obtain every advantage he could to dominate on it.</p>
<p>No way this saga is over yet. Stay tuned for updates from Owens and to see if Harrison gets in a rebuttal as well.</p>

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