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		<title>Candidate for FIFA President Withdraws in Face of Ethics Investigation</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/05/29/candidate-for-fifa-president-withdraws-in-face-of-ethics-investigation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 05:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Mohamed bin Hammam was vying to become FIFA&#8217;s next president until he suddenly withdrew due to allegations of corruption within the organization.  Bin Hammam was attempting to unseat incumbent Sepp Blatter who has been FIFA&#8217;s president for the past 13 years.
The Qatari challenger to 13-year incumbent Sepp Blatter has been accused  of arranging bribes [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Mohamed bin Hammam</strong> was vying to become <strong>FIFA&#8217;s</strong> next president until he suddenly withdrew due to allegations of corruption within the organization.  Bin Hammam was attempting to unseat incumbent <strong>Sepp Blatter</strong> who has been FIFA&#8217;s president for the past 13 years.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Qatari challenger to 13-year incumbent Sepp Blatter has been accused  of arranging bribes for up to 25 presidential voters on a campaign  visit to the Caribbean this month.</p>
<p>&#8220;Recent events have left me hurt and disappointed — on a professional  and personal level,&#8221; Bin Hammam wrote on his personal website. &#8220;It  saddens me that standing up for the causes that I believed in has come  at a great price — the degradation of FIFA&#8217;s reputation. This is not  what I had in mind for FIFA, and this is unacceptable.</p>
<p>&#8220;I cannot allow the name that I loved to be dragged more and more in the  mud because of competition between two individuals. The game itself and  the people who love it around  the world must come first. It is for this  reason that I announce my withdrawal from the presidential election.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Bin Hammam&#8217;s statement is interesting.  He makes it sound like he&#8217;s been personally wounded by some smear campaign.  However, he&#8217;s dropping out of the race before any actual hearings take place.  If he&#8217;s really &#8220;standing up for the causes&#8221; that he believes in, why not this one.  I understand not wanting to drag FIFA and soccer through it all, but wouldn&#8217;t FIFA be stronger for it if bin Hammam was actually innocent of the charges?  I just find the timing odd.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I have a special thank you to my friend and colleague <strong>Jack Warner</strong> for  his unlimited support,&#8221; Bin Hammam said. &#8220;I am sorry to see that he has  to suffer because of me, but I am promising him that I will be with him  all the way through thick and thin.&#8221;</p>
<p>Bin Hammam decided to try to become the first Asian president in FIFA&#8217;s  106-year history after playing an important role in Qatar&#8217;s successful  bid to host the 2022 World Cup.</p></blockquote>
<p>Buying votes is a time honored tradition in many nations &#8211; including the United States.  Perhaps bin Hammam doesn&#8217;t really see anything wrong with his actions.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-0529-fifa-20110529,0,5603703.story?track=rss">The LA Times</a>]</p>
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		<title>Lassi Hurskainen&#8217;s Unbelievable Soccer Trick Shot Video</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/14/lassi-hurskainens-unbelievable-soccer-trick-shot-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Okay, this is just sick.  Check out Lassi Hurskainen, goalie from UNC-Ashville, in this unbelievable soccer trick shot video.  It&#8217;s like Lassi and Johnny Mac from UConn were separated at birth.  One uses his hands, the other his feet.  Then again, Lassi makes some pretty sweet stops at the goal.

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Okay, this is just sick.  Check out <strong>Lassi Hurskainen</strong>, goalie from <strong>UNC-Ashville</strong>, in this unbelievable soccer trick shot <strong>video</strong>.  It&#8217;s like Lassi and <strong>Johnny Mac</strong> from <strong>UConn</strong> were separated at birth.  One uses his hands, the other his feet.  Then again, Lassi makes some pretty sweet stops at the goal.</p>
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<p>Lassi looks like he could score from anywhere on the field.  Too bad he&#8217;s the goalie.  Now watch this amazing <a href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/11/uconn-quarterback-johnny-mcentees-amazing-trick-shot-video/">Johnny Mac Football Video</a> and compare.  You know, these two guys do kind of look alike.</p>
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		<title>Incredible Bicycle Kick Goal: Manchester United vs Manchester City</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/12/incredible-bicycle-kick-goal-manchester-united-vs-manchester-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 17:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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This kick is like a highlight of Pele right out of the movie &#8220;Victory&#8221;.  It&#8217;s well-timed, well-aimed and reminds us all why Wayne Rooney is still with Manchester United.  The kick ices the game for Man U 2-1 against rival Manchester City.  The &#8216;play&#8217; button is at the top of the video.

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This kick is like a highlight of <strong>Pele</strong> right out of the movie &#8220;Victory&#8221;.  It&#8217;s well-timed, well-aimed and reminds us all why <strong>Wayne Rooney</strong> is still with <strong>Manchester United</strong>.  The kick ices the game for Man U 2-1 against rival <strong>Manchester City</strong>.  The &#8216;play&#8217; button is at the top of the video.</p>
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		<title>Danish Soccer Player Gets Punched in Face for Poor Sportsmanship (VIDEO)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/09/danish-soccer-player-gets-punched-in-face-for-poor-sportsmanship-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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C&#8217;mon, be honest.  You&#8217;ve always wanted to do it to somebody, at some time in your life.  Maybe it was on the playground after some jerk just launched the kick ball you pitched over the &#8216;left field&#8217; fence.  What about that brutal RISK game where that guy who&#8217;s just &#8217;sort of&#8217; your friend took you [...]]]></description>
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C&#8217;mon, be honest.  You&#8217;ve always wanted to do it to somebody, at some time in your life.  Maybe it was on the playground after some jerk just launched the kick ball you pitched over the &#8216;left field&#8217; fence.  What about that brutal RISK game where that guy who&#8217;s just &#8217;sort of&#8217; your friend took you out and gloated for the next 10 minutes about owning all of Asia.</p>
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<p>The fact is, somebody somewhere has made you want to do exactly what Spanish soccer defender <strong>Victor Ruiz</strong> did to Danish striker <strong>Billie Nielsen</strong>.  And the best part is, <strong>Spain&#8217;s U-21s</strong> team went on to beat the <strong>Danish U-21s</strong> 2-1.  Now that&#8217;s karma that keeps on giving.</p>
<p>Enjoy the video.  Feel free to watch it several times&#8230;just in case you need to exorcise some demons.</p>
<p>Special thanks to <a href="http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/02/09/danish-u-21-striker-celebrates-obnoxiously-gets-punched-in-the-face/">The Big Lead</a> for this one.</p>
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		<title>Barcelona Sails Into Copa del Rey Final With Huge 3-0 Win over Almeria</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/02/barcelona-sails-into-copa-del-rey-final-with-huge-3-0-win-over-almeria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 23:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Barcelona dominated Almeria on Wednesday 3-0 and stepped into the finals of the Copa del Rey league in Spain.  That wasn&#8217;t the only score Almeria has to feel bad about, though.  Barcelona crushed Almeria 8-0 in aggregate score.  According to FIFA.com:
Barcelona had won the first leg 5-0 and a second-string side finished off the job [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Barcelona</strong> dominated <strong>Almeria</strong> on Wednesday 3-0 and stepped into the finals of the <strong>Copa del Rey</strong> league in Spain.  That wasn&#8217;t the only score Almeria has to feel bad about, though.  Barcelona crushed Almeria 8-0 in aggregate score.  According to <a href="http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/clubfootball/news/newsid=1375992.html?cid=twitter_voiceofthesite">FIFA.com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Barcelona had won the first leg 5-0 and a second-string side finished off the job with Brazilian <strong>Adriano</strong>, teenager <strong>Thiago Alcantara</strong> and Dutch midfielder <strong>Afellay</strong> all on target as the club  reached their second cup final in three seasons with an 8-0 aggregate  win.</p>
<p><strong>Real Madrid</strong> or holders <strong>Sevilla</strong>, who face off in the other  semi-final at the <strong>Santiago Bernabeu</strong> later on Wednesday, will face  Barcelona in the final at <strong>Valencia&#8217;s Mestalla Stadium</strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;I am glad to get through to the final and it was a great team performance,&#8221; said Adriano.  &#8220;It was fantastic to score my first goal for Barcelona. I don&#8217;t mind  who we get in the final. Sevilla could still win it so we will just have  to see.&#8221;</p>
<p>Record winners Barcelona, who have won the competition 25 times, are  now dreaming of repeating their 2009 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treble_%28association_football%29">treble</a> when they won the <strong>Champions  League</strong>, league title and <strong>Kings Cup</strong>.</p>
<p>For Almeria, who were thrashed  8-0 by Barcelona in the league, it was the end of a cup run that saw  them reach the last four for the first time in their history, and now  they have to concentrate on fighting relegation.</p></blockquote>
<p>Sunday&#8217;s match-up between the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers may mark the end of the American football season, but you can get the sights and sounds of the <strong><em>beautiful sport</em></strong> all year around as the world&#8217;s game never ends.  We&#8217;ll keep you updated, especially as the MLS season here in the US starts up in late March.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://playmyfootball.com/barcelona-5-0-almeria-copa-del-rey-highlights-video">Playmyfootball.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>Sports Illustrated Presents the Breakout Athletes of 2010 (PHOTOS)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/12/20/sports-illustrated-presents-the-breakout-athletes-of-2010-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 23:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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From Cam Newtown of Auburn to David Price of the Tampa Bay Rays, SI has laid out a nice photo gallery of its &#8220;Breakout Athletes of 2010&#8243;.  There&#8217;s quite a spread across the sports genre; MMA, soccer, tennis and hockey to name a few.  Enjoy.
[Source: The Matador Sports]
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<p>From <strong>Cam Newtown</strong> of <strong>Auburn</strong> to <strong>David Price</strong> of the <strong>Tampa Bay Rays</strong>, <strong>SI</strong> has laid out a nice photo gallery of its <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1005/breakout.players.2010/content.1.html">&#8220;Breakout Athletes of 2010&#8243;</a>.  There&#8217;s quite a spread across the sports genre; <strong>MMA</strong>, <strong>soccer</strong>, <strong>tennis</strong> and <strong>hockey</strong> to name a few.  Enjoy.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://thematadorsports.com/blog/?p=8555">The Matador Sports</a>]</p>
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		<title>Spain Wins 2010 World Cup On Goal By Andrés Iniesta</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-on-goal-by-andres-iniesta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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It took overtime but Spain won the 2010 World Cup on Sunday over the Netherlands on a goal by Andrés Iniesta in the 116th minute (for American&#8217;s they usually play just 90 minutes).  Iniesta should never have to buy another beer, dinner, or  woman in Spain ever again.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1130" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-on-goal-by-andres-iniesta/sc_spain_goal/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1130 aligncenter" title="Andres Iniesta Photo World Cup Hero Goal 2010 World Cup" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sc_spain_goal.jpg" alt="Andres Iniesta Photo World Cup Hero Goal 2010 World Cup" width="320" height="321" /></a></p>
<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1130" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-on-goal-by-andres-iniesta/sc_spain_goal/"></a>It took overtime but <strong>Spain </strong>won the <strong>2010 World Cup </strong>on Sunday over the <strong>Netherlands </strong>on a goal by <strong>Andrés Iniesta</strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"> in the 116th minute (for American&#8217;s they usually play just 90 minutes).  Iniesta should never have to buy another beer, dinner, or  woman in Spain ever again.</span></p>
<h2><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a title="Spain Wins 2010 World Cup, Video of Andres Iniesta Goal" href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-championship-iniesta-goal-video/" target="_blank">Watch the Video of </a><strong><a title="Spain Wins 2010 World Cup, Video of Andres Iniesta Goal" href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-championship-iniesta-goal-video/" target="_blank">Andrés Iniesta&#8217;s</a></strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a title="Spain Wins 2010 World Cup, Video of Andres Iniesta Goal" href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/07/11/spain-wins-2010-world-cup-championship-iniesta-goal-video/" target="_blank"> World Cup Winning Goal</a></span></span></h2>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">Congrats to Spain along with the rest of the players and teams that competed in the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.</span></p>
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		<title>Charlie Davies Severely Injured in Car Accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Charlie Davies of the USA national soccer team was seriously injured in a car crash early Tuesday in the Washington, D.C. area.  Davies, a forward on the team, was taken by helicopter from the scene to a local hospital where he was treated for extensive injuries.
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<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-296" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/15/charlie-davies-severely-injured-in-car-accident/charlie_davies/"></a>Charlie Davies</strong> of the USA national soccer team was <a title="Charlie Davies Injured" href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/2009/10/charlie_davies_update.html?wprss=soccerinsider" target="_blank">seriously injured in a car crash</a> early Tuesday in the Washington, D.C. area.  Davies, a forward on the team, was taken by helicopter from the scene to a local hospital where he was treated for extensive injuries.</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Sgt. <strong>David Schlosser</strong>, spokesman for U.S. Park Police, told the Insider this morning that the accident investigation will take at least one to two weeks. &#8220;It&#8217;s a complicated crash reconstruction,&#8221; he said. &#8220;We won&#8217;t have any answers right away.&#8221;</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Hospital officials have stated that Davies has a lacerated bladder, fractured right leg,face and left elbow.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Team USA played Coasta Rica <a title="USA - Coasta Rica Tie" href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=279543&amp;cc=5901" target="_blank">to a 2-2 tie tonight</a> at RFK Stadium in D.C. on Wednesday night. Fans help up &#8220;9&#8243; (his uniform number) signs throughout the match.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Davies is not expected to heal fast enough to play in the next years World Cup.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><a title="Charlie Davies Injured in Car Crash/Accident Photos" href="http://bumpshack.com/2009/10/13/charlie-davies-injured-ashley-j-roberta-dead-in-car-crash-photos/" target="_blank">Photos from the Crash Scene</a></span></span></p>
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