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		<title>Plaxico Burress Prison Mug Shot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Williams</dc:creator>
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Here is the released prison mugshot of jailed New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress.  Burress started serving a two year sentence for criminal possession of a weapon earlier this week in New York.
The last time Burress was in a green uniform was back in his college days at Michigan State for the Spartans.
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-137" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/25/plaxico-burress-prison-mug-shot/mugshot_burress/"></a>Here is the released prison mugshot of jailed <strong>New York Giants</strong> wide receiver <strong>Plaxico Burress</strong>.  Burress started serving a two year sentence for criminal possession of a weapon earlier this week in New York.</p>
<p>The last time Burress was in a green uniform was back in his college days at Michigan State for the Spartans.</p>
<p>He is serving his sentence at <strong>Fishkill Correctional Facility</strong> in New York.</p>
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		<title>Delonte West Busted Packing Heat on Chopper</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cleveland Cavaliers militant guard Delonte West was busted by police in Upper Marlboro, Maryland.  West was on his Can-Am Spyder motorcycle when he pulled out in front of and cut off a cop who quickly pulled over the badly inked up basketball troll.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-40" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/18/delonte-west-busted-packing-heat-on-chopper/delonte_west/"><img class="size-full wp-image-40 alignleft" title="Delonte West Cavs PG" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/delonte_west.jpg" alt="Delonte West Cavs PG" width="240" height="360" /></a>Cleveland Cavaliers militant guard <strong>Delonte West</strong> was busted by police in Upper Marlboro, Maryland.  West was on his Can-Am Spyder motorcycle when he <a title="Cavs Guard West Busted on Weapons Charges" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4485441" target="_blank">pulled out in front of and cut off a cop</a> who quickly pulled over the badly inked up basketball troll.</p>
<p>When pulled over cops quickly discovered that West was packing more heat than a vintage Rambo action figure.  West had two hand guns in his pants, one in his pants leg, and a shotgun he was carrying in a guitar case that was strapped to his back.</p>
<blockquote><p>Cpl. Clinton Copeland, a Prince George&#8217;s County police spokesman, said West was carrying a Beretta 9mm handgun, a Ruger .357 magnum handgun, and a Remington 870 shotgun. Copeland said the penalties West could face if convicted had not been determined.</p></blockquote>
<p>I guess that <strong>Plaxico Burress</strong> guy wasn&#8217;t on the news enough for the trouble he got into for carrying a loaded hand gun last year in NYC.</p>
<p>The funniest part is the shotgun in the guitar case. Is West moonlighting as a hitman for the mafia?</p>
<p><strong>RELATED RUMOR</strong>: <a title="Rumor: Delonte West Slept With LeBron James Mom Gloria" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/05/15/rumor-delonte-west-slept-with-lebron-james-mom/" target="_blank">Delonte West Busted Sleeping with LeBron James Mom</a></p>
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