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		<title>Louisville&#8217;s Rick Pitino Decides Not to Murder Cheerleader</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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It is never, ever a good idea to invade the field of play.  At least, not within a full minute of the game ending.  Seriously.  Storming the field/court can get you trampled by fellow fans and sometimes even punched by opposing team players.  However, it&#8217;s understandable when over-zealous fans fall out of themselves immediately after [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is never, ever a good idea to invade the field of play.  At least, not within a full minute of the game ending.  Seriously.  Storming the field/court can get you trampled by fellow fans and sometimes even punched by opposing team players.  However, it&#8217;s understandable when over-zealous fans fall out of themselves immediately after a huge win.  But when you&#8217;re an actual cheerleader, working the game?  That&#8217;s almost inexcusable.</p>
<p>Much to male cheerleader <strong>Jordan Alcazar&#8217;s</strong> relief, <strong>Rick Pitino</strong> has decided not to murder him.  He&#8217;s not even planning &#8211; as far as we know &#8211; to assault, maim or hire a couple of guys to rough him up.  In fact, Pitino was quite kind to the young man who almost cost Pitino and his team, the <strong>Louisville Cardinals</strong>, a huge win over <strong>Pittsburgh</strong>.  According to <a href="http://m.espn.go.com/ncb/story?storyId=6171683">ESPN</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Pitino says he talked to cheerleader Jordan Alcazar a few hours after  Alcazar gave Pittsburgh a chance to force a second overtime Sunday.  Alcazar jumped onto the floor before the game ended and grabbed the  ball. The Cardinals were hit with a technical foul, Pittsburgh made two  shots and then tried a desperation 3-pointer before losing 62-59.</p>
<p>Louisville&#8217;s  <strong>Kyle Kuric</strong> had appeared to seal the win with a dunk. Thinking the  buzzer had sounded, Alcazar tossed the ball in the air. However, 0.5  seconds remained.</p>
<p>Pitino says there are no hard feelings and told  Alcazar to &#8220;enjoy your moment of glory, have some fun with it. Your  children will be able to keep the footage.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Now, imagine what <strong>Bobby Knight</strong> would have done in that situation.  I&#8217;m pretty sure Alcazar&#8217;s entire family would have been &#8216;disappeared&#8217; within a week.</p>
<p>That said, here is a little friendly advice to every kid who&#8217;s a huge fan of their college team.  Unless you&#8217;re an actual member of the team, don&#8217;t get involved with anything that happens during a game.  Just don&#8217;t do it.  The chance of doing something heroic is infinitesimal, whereas the chance of doing something stupid that will get you ostracized by the entire student body is more than likely.  It&#8217;s just not worth ruining the rest of your college career and seeing you&#8217;re face plastered on signs warning you not to come back on your way out of town.</p>
<p>Enjoy the wins, but enjoy them from the stands.  Wait until the final buzzer has sounded.  In fact, wait until the refs have already left the floor.  After that, you&#8217;re golden.  Before that, you&#8217;re the goat.</p>
<p>[PhotoSource: <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/sports-news/the-urban-daily-staff/rick-pitino-admits-he-paid-3000-to-have-an-abortion/">The Urban Daily]</a></p>
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		<title>Horrifying Steve McNair Halloween Murder Display</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/24/horrifying-steve-mcnair-halloween-murder-display/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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King&#8217;s Island Amusement Park in Ohio is in the center of a spooky and gruesome Halloween controversy after images leaked (see above) of a display at the park&#8217;s annual Halloween Haunt.
Tennessee Titans fans are particularly outraged over a display of two skeletons on a sofa. One of the skeletons wearing a Steve McNair jersey with [...]]]></description>
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-125" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/24/horrifying-steve-mcnair-halloween-murder-display/mcnair_halloween/"></a><strong>King&#8217;s Island Amusement Park</strong> in Ohio is in the center of a spooky and gruesome Halloween controversy after images leaked (see above) of a display at the park&#8217;s annual Halloween Haunt.</p>
<p>Tennessee Titans fans are particularly outraged over a display of two skeletons on a sofa. One of the skeletons wearing a <strong>Steve McNair</strong> jersey with his head blown off along with a dead woman in his lap which is suppose to be <strong>Sahel Kazemi</strong>.</p>
<p>Kazemi if you remember was McNair&#8217;s girlfriend who killed the all-pro quarterback before turning the gun on and killing herself.  McNair was found dead on Kazemi&#8217;s sofa with Kazemi extremely close in proximity.</p>
<p>The McNair/Kazemi display has been removed, but park director <strong>Don Helbig</strong> gave this warning to a local news station before the removal of it.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;(There&#8217;s) a lot of intense imagery, suggestive themes and things like that, so if you have young children, don&#8217;t bring them to Halloween Haunt,&#8221; recommended Helbig.</p></blockquote>
<p>Other skeletal homages to recently passed away celebrities included <strong>Heath Ledger</strong>, <strong>Michael Jackson</strong>, <strong>Ed McMahon</strong>, <strong>Ted Kennedy</strong> and <strong>Farrah Fawcett</strong>.</p>
<p>Ledger&#8217;s skeleton was dressed as the Joker with pill bottles covering the ground below him.</p>
<p><a title="Steve McNair Video Halloween Kings Island" href="http://www.wlwt.com/entertainment/21043973/detail.html" target="_blank">Watch Video of Classless Halloween Displays at Kings Island</a></p>

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<a href='http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/24/horrifying-steve-mcnair-halloween-murder-display/fawcett/' title='Farrah Fawcett Skeleton Halloween Death Display'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fawcett-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Farrah Fawcett Skeleton Halloween Death Display" /></a>

<p>(above: Farrah Fawcett and Steve McNair/Sahel Kazemi Displays)</p>
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<p>What do you think about the Halloween display? Not that big of a deal or cold and insensitive?</p>
<p>source: <a title="WLWT" href="http://www.wlwt.com/entertainment/21043973/detail.html#" target="_blank">wlwt</a></p>
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