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		<title>Famed Sports Columnist Bill Conlin Resigns Over Child Molestation Claims</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Legendary Philadelphia sports columnist Bill Conlin has resigned from the Philadelphia Daily News in the wake of a story by Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Nancy Phillips that accuses him of sexual molestation/abuse of children.
Per Deadspin:
The Philadelphia Inquirer&#8217;s top investigative reporter, Nancy Phillips, has written a story containing what we&#8217;re told are allegations of child molestation against [...]]]></description>
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<p>Legendary Philadelphia sports columnist <strong>Bill Conlin</strong> has resigned from the <em>Philadelphia Daily News</em> in the wake of a story by <em>Philadelphia Inquirer</em> reporter <strong>Nancy Phillips</strong> that accuses him of sexual molestation/abuse of children.</p>
<p>Per <a title="Legendary Sports Columnist Bill Conlin Resigns" href="http://deadspin.com/5869737/" target="_blank">Deadspin</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">The </span><em>Philadelphia Inquirer</em><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">&#8217;s top investigative reporter, Nancy Phillips, has written a story containing what we&#8217;re told are allegations of child molestation against sportswriter Bill Conlin, a longtime columnist at the rival </span><em>Daily News</em><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">. Conlin resigned just moments ago, according to a source at the </span><em>Daily News</em><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">.</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">The <strong>Jerry Sandusky</strong> case has been horrific, but all of the alleged victims coming forward in relation to Sandusky, <strong>Bobby Dodd</strong>, <strong>Bernie Fine</strong>, and now Bill Conlin is proof that one&#8217;s courage can be contagious to others.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">Conlin is a member of the Baseball Writers Association of America and won the J.G. Taylor Sprink Award earlier this year.</span></p>
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		<title>Derek Jeter Sends Off One-Night Stands with Autographed Baseball</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/13/derek-jeter-sends-off-one-night-stands-with-autographed-baseball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The New York Post is reporting that legendary New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter sends off his one-night stands with an autographed baseball&#8230;signed by himself of course.
“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-881" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/04/20/derek-jeters-10-hottest-girlfriends-of-all-time/jeter_bielsidebutt/"><img class="size-full wp-image-881 aligncenter" title="Jessica Biel in Hot Bikini Next to Derek Jeter" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jeter_bielsidebutt.jpg" alt="Jessica Biel in Hot Bikini Next to Derek Jeter" width="328" height="395" /></a></p>
<p>The <strong>New York Post</strong> is reporting that legendary<strong> New York Yankees</strong> shortstop <strong>Derek Jeter </strong>sends off his one-night stands with an autographed baseball&#8230;signed by himself of course.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.</p></blockquote>
<p>All was well with Jeter&#8217;s partying gifts until he accidentally hooked up with the same girl twice, he had forgotten a prior tryst, when she was given a second gift set, complete with another Jeter autographed baseball.</p>
<p>An autographed Jeter baseball can fetch north of $500 dollars.</p>
<p>Legit parting gift of disguised prostitution?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/04/20/derek-jeters-10-hottest-girlfriends-of-all-time/"><img class="size-full wp-image-891 aligncenter" title="Derek Jeter's 10 Hottest Girlfriends of All-Time Photo Essay" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/derek_jeter_10_hottest.jpg" alt="Derek Jeter's 10 Hottest Girlfriends of All-Time Photo Essay" width="417" height="552" /></a></p>
<p>Jeter recently broke up with actress <strong>Minka Kelly</strong>.</p>
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		<title>First Look at Albert Pujols in an Angels Uniform (Photo)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/10/first-look-at-albert-pujols-in-an-angels-uniform-photo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Albert Pujols donning his new Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim uniform at a press conference to announce his joining the team on December 10, 2011 in Anaheim.
[image: MLB Twitter]
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<p><strong>Albert Pujols</strong> donning his new <strong>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim</strong> uniform at a press conference to announce his joining the team on December 10, 2011 in Anaheim.</p>
<p>[image: MLB Twitter]</p>
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		<title>National League MVP Ryan Braun Tests Positive for Performance Enhancing Drug</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/10/national-league-mvp-ryan-braun-tests-positive-for-performance-enhancing-drug/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 04:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun, who won the 2011 National League MVP Award, has tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug (PED) according to ESPN.
To affirm the results and strengthen its case, MLB asked the World Anti-Doping Agency lab in Montreal, which conducts its testing, to perform a secondary test to determine whether the testosterone [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Milwaukee Brewers</strong> left fielder <strong>Ryan Braun</strong>, who won the 2011 National League MVP Award, has tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug (PED) <a title="Ryan Braun Tests Positive For PED" href="http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/7338271/ryan-braun-milwaukee-brewers-tests-positive-performance-enhancing-drug" target="_blank">according to ESPN</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>To affirm the results and strengthen its case, MLB asked the World Anti-Doping Agency lab in Montreal, which conducts its testing, to perform a secondary test to determine whether the testosterone spike resulted from natural variations within Braun&#8217;s body or from an artificial source. The test indicated the testosterone was exogenous, meaning it came from outside his body.</p></blockquote>
<p>Braun is denying the positive test and appealing the finding.</p>
<blockquote><p>A spokesman for Braun confirmed the positive test Saturday and issued a statement: &#8220;There are highly unusual circumstances surrounding this case which will support Ryan&#8217;s complete innocence and demonstrate there was absolutely no intentional violation of the program. While Ryan has impeccable character and no previous history, unfortunately, because of the process we have to maintain confidentiality and are not able to discuss it any further, but we are confident he will ultimately be exonerated.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The benefit of doubt no longer goes to the player after what we all witnessed and experienced during the steroid era of baseball.</p>
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		<title>Albert Pujols Flees Cardinals Nest for Historic 10-year $250-$260 Million Deal with Los Angeles Angels</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/08/albert-pujols-flees-cardinals-nest-for-historic-10-year-250-260-million-deal-with-los-angeles-angels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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St. Louis Cardinals free agent first baseman Albert Pujols has signed with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for a record 10 years at $250-$260 million dollars according to reports.
The Cardinals had planned to talk with Pujols&#8217; agent one more time Thursday before heading home. But sources told Olney that the Cardinals&#8217; latest offer was [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>St. Louis Cardinals</strong> free agent first baseman <strong>Albert Pujols</strong> has signed with the <strong>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim</strong> for a record 10 years at $250-$260 million dollars <a title="Albert Pujols to the Angels" href="http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/mlb/story/_/id/7330066/sources-albert-pujols-takes-10-year-deal-los-angeles-angels" target="_blank">according to reports</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Cardinals had planned to talk with Pujols&#8217; agent one more time Thursday before heading home. But sources told Olney that the Cardinals&#8217; latest offer was for nine years and a little less than $200 million. That would have made him the fourth-highest paid first baseman. With the Angels deal, he is tops.</p></blockquote>
<p>On Tuesday, many pundits believed that Pujols was close to signing with the <strong>Miami Marlins</strong> who had already signed all-star <strong>Jose Reyes</strong> and others.</p>
<p>Pujols was NL Rookie of the Year in 2001 and a 9x All-Star in his 11-year career with the St. Louis Cardinals.  He won two World Series Championships while in St. Louis.</p>
<p>He will be 41-years old at the end of the contract which includes a full no-trade clause.</p>
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		<title>Tony La Russa Shocks Baseball World, Retires as St. Louis Cardinals Manager</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/10/31/tony-la-russa-shocks-baseball-world-retires-as-st-louis-cardinals-manager/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Legendary St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa shocked the baseball world moments ago by announcing his retirement from the game.
Perhaps his best managerial job was this year with the Cardinals coming from 10.5 games back in August to win the Wild Card, NL Pennant, and World Series upsetting the Phillies, Brewers, and Rangers along [...]]]></description>
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<p>Legendary <strong>St. Louis Cardinals</strong> manager <strong>Tony La Russa</strong> shocked the baseball world moments ago by announcing his retirement from the game.</p>
<p>Perhaps his best managerial job was this year with the Cardinals coming from 10.5 games back in August to win the Wild Card, NL Pennant, and World Series upsetting the Phillies, Brewers, and Rangers along the way.</p>
<p>La Russa, who is 67-years old, <a title="Tony La Russa Retires" href="http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111031&amp;content_id=25849368&amp;vkey=news_stl&amp;c_id=stl" target="_blank">just said it was time:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;There isn&#8217;t one [factor] that dominates [my decision],&#8221; La Russa said. &#8220;They all just come together telling you your time is over.</p></blockquote>
<p>La Russa won six pennants, three world series, and the third (just 35 behind John McGraw for second) most games by any manger in his Hall-of-Fame career.</p>
<p>He is the Cardinals most winningest manager.</p>
<p>Best of luck to Tony and thanks for all of the memories!</p>
<p>[La Russa will be on <em>The Late Show with David Letterman</em> tonight.]</p>
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		<title>Lance Berkman Agrees to 1-Year Extension with Cardinals</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/09/22/lance-berkman-agrees-to-1-year-extension-with-cardinals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The St. Louis Cardinals and Lance Berkman have agreed on a 1-year contract extension for the 2012 season.
Berkman has rejuvenated his career in St. Louis and to-date is batting .300 with 31 home runs and 91 RBI&#8217;s.
If the Cardinals can&#8217;t resign Albert Pujols in the off-season then Berkman will replace him at first.  If Pujols is back [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <strong>St. Louis Cardinals</strong> and <strong>Lance Berkman</strong> have agreed on a 1-year contract extension for the 2012 season.</p>
<p>Berkman has rejuvenated his career in St. Louis and to-date is batting .300 with 31 home runs and 91 RBI&#8217;s.</p>
<p>If the Cardinals can&#8217;t resign <strong>Albert Pujols</strong> in the off-season then Berkman will replace him at first.  If Pujols is back then Berkman will be back in right field.</p>
<p><a title="Lance Berkman to Return to Cardinals in 2012" href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7004039/st-louis-cardinals-lance-berkman-agree-2012-deal" target="_blank">Read More on Berkman&#8217;s Contract Extension</a></p>
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		<title>Brad Pitt Covers New Sports Illustrated for Moneyball in A&#8217;s Hat</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/09/19/brad-pitt-covers-new-sports-illustrated-for-moneyball-in-as-hat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Actor Brad Pitt, who stars in the new movie Moneyball as Billy Beane, is on the cover of the September 26, 2011 issue of Sports Illustrated sporting an Oakland A&#8217;s hat.
Moneyball Movie Summary:
Billy Beane was once a would-be baseball superstar who, stung by the failure to live up to expectations on the field, turned his [...]]]></description>
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<p>Actor <strong>Brad Pitt</strong>, who stars in the new movie <em style="font-weight: bold;">Moneyball </em>as Billy Beane, is on the cover of the September 26, 2011 issue of <em><strong>Sports Illustrated</strong></em> sporting an <strong>Oakland A&#8217;s</strong> hat.</p>
<p><strong><em>Moneyball</em> Movie Summary</strong>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Billy Beane was once a would-be baseball superstar who, stung by the failure to live up to expectations on the field, turned his fiercely competitive nature to management. Heading into the 2002 season, Billy faces a dismal situation: his small-market Oakland A&#8217;s have lost their star players (again) to big market clubs (and their enormous salaries) and is left to rebuild his team and compete with a third of their payroll. Driven to win, Billy takes on the system by challenging the fundamental tenants of the game. He looks outside of baseball, to the dismissed theories of Bill James, and hires Peter Brand, a brainy, number-crunching, Yale-educated economist. Together they take on conventional wisdom with a willingness to reexamine everything and armed with computer driven statistical analysis long ignored by the baseball establishment. They reach imagination-defying conclusions and go after players overlooked and dismissed by the rest of baseball for being too odd, too old, too injured or too much trouble, but who all have key skills that are universally undervalued. As Billy and Peter forge forward, their new methods and roster of misfits rile the old guard, the media, the fans, and their own field manager, who refuses to cooperate. Ultimately this experiment will lead not only to a change in the way the game is played, but to an outcome that would leave Billy with a new understanding that transcends the game and delivers him to a new place.</p></blockquote>
<p>SI obviously capitalizing on Pitt&#8217;s sex appeal and movie star power, by putting him on the cover, to help sell a few thousand more issues of the magazine.</p>
<p>Will the movie be a hit or flop?  Often when a movie&#8217;s description is longer than two sentences it&#8217;s a flop, but perhaps Pitt can sell this film to moviegoers.</p>
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		<title>Manny Ramirez Arrested for Domestic Abuse (Mug Shot)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/09/12/manny-ramirez-arrested-for-domestic-abuse-mug-shot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 03:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Manny Ramirez was arrested for domestic abuse earlier tonight at his Weston, Florida house after his wife, Juliana, called police after hitting her head on the headboard of their bed.

Police said Ramirez was arguing with his wife when he slapped her, at which point she hit her head on the headboard of their bed. Ramirez&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Manny Ramirez </strong>was arrested for domestic abuse earlier tonight at his Weston, Florida house after his wife, <strong>Juliana</strong>, <a title="Manny Ramirez Arrested" href="http://deadspin.com/5839569/" target="_blank">called police after hitting her head on the headboard</a> of their bed.</p>
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<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 13px; margin-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-size: 15px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: #333333; padding: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;">Police said Ramirez was arguing with his wife when he slapped her, at which point she hit her head on the headboard of their bed. Ramirez&#8217;s wife then phoned the cops because she feared the situation might escalate, the <a style="outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-size: 15px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; color: #0f4561; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;" href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/6963569/retired-slugger-manny-ramirez-arrested-florida-battery-charges">AP writes</a>.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 13px; margin-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-size: 15px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: #333333; padding: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;">Ramirez apparently said he did not hit his wife, and that her injuries came from her hitting her head &#8220;after he &#8217;shrugged&#8217; her.&#8221;</p>
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<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 13px; margin-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-style: inherit; font-size: 15px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: #333333; padding: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;">Manny being Manny doesn&#8217;t cut it when it comes to beating women up. If he did in fact rough her up by slapping her, causing her to bang her head on the headboard, then he should have to face the consequences.</p>
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		<title>Jim Thome Joins 600 Home Run Club</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/08/16/jim-thome-joins-600-home-run-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 03:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night the Minnesota Twins DH Jim Thome hit his 599th and 600th home runs to make him the 8th person in Major League Baseball history to join the 600 Home Run Club.
Thome became the first player of the club to have zero at bats in between HR #599 and HR #600.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night the <strong>Minnesota Twins</strong> DH <strong>Jim Thome</strong> hit his 599th and 600th home runs to make him the 8th person in Major League Baseball history to join the 600 Home Run Club.</p>
<p>Thome became the first player of the club to have zero at bats in between HR #599 and HR #600.</p>
<p>Home run #600 came off of the Detroit Tigers RP <strong>Daniel Schlereth</strong> (son of NFL great <strong>Mark Schlereth</strong>).</p>
<p><strong><a title="List of 600 Home Run Club Members" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/04/major-league-baseballs-600-home-run-club-list/" target="_blank">List of 600 Home Run Club Members</a></strong></p>
<p><a title="Jim Thome's Career Stats" href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/t/thomeji01.shtml" target="_blank">Jim Thome&#8217;s Career Stats</a></p>
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