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		<title>Chris Paul Traded to the Lakers for Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/08/chris-paul-traded-to-the-lakers-for-pau-gasol-and-lamar-odom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 23:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ New Orleans Hornets all-star point guard Chris Paul has been traded to the Los Angeles Lakers for power forward Pau Gasol and small forward Lamar Odom according to Yahoo!&#8217;s Adrian Wojnarowski.
Gasol will then go to the Houston Rockets per Wojo.
Poor Khloe Kardashian must be devastated!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-345" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/11/02/sportscasms-2009-10-nba-predictions/nba_lakers/"><img class="size-full wp-image-345 alignright" title="Los Angeles Lakers" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nba_lakers.gif" alt="Los Angeles Lakers" width="80" height="80" /></a> <strong>New Orleans Hornets</strong> all-star point guard <strong>Chris Paul </strong>has been traded to the <strong>Los Angeles Lakers</strong> for power forward <strong>Pau Gasol </strong>and small forward <strong>Lamar Odom</strong> <a title="Chris Paul traded to the Los Angeles Lakers" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WojYahooNBA/status/144915833947291649" target="_blank">according to Yahoo!&#8217;s Adrian Wojnarowski</a>.</p>
<p>Gasol will then go to the <strong>Houston Rockets</strong> per Wojo.</p>
<p>Poor <strong>Khloe Kardashian</strong> must be devastated!</p>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant Lights Up James Harden for Drew League Buzzer Beater Winner (Video)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/08/17/kobe-bryant-lights-up-james-harden-for-drew-league-buzzer-beater-winner-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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With the game tied 137-137 last night in the Drew League the ball was in Kobe Bryant&#8217;s hands as he used his dribble to set up James Harden for&#8230;wait for it&#8230;the game winner!
Kobe was then mobbed on the court by fans before he took off his shoes and threw them to two lucky fans.
Remember back [...]]]></description>
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<p>With the game tied 137-137 last night in the <strong>Drew League</strong> the ball was in<strong> Kobe Bryant&#8217;s</strong> hands as he used his dribble to set up <strong>James Harden</strong> for&#8230;wait for it&#8230;the game winner!</p>
<p>Kobe was then mobbed on the court by fans before he took off his shoes and threw them to two lucky fans.</p>
<p>Remember back in the day when the NBA was in existence and Bryant would play in front of 20,000 people? Yeah, those were the days!</p>
<p>But who needs TNT when you have You Tube pickup game footage?</p>
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		<title>Sportscasm&#8217;s 2011 NBA Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s time for the 2011 Sportscasm NBA Awards.  With any awards list, you will either agree or disagree. This is simply our choices of who we thought the best of the best were in the 2010/11 season.
Most Valuable Player (MVP) &#8211; Derrick Rose &#8211; Rose led the Memphis Tigers to the National Championship game just [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s time for the <strong>2011 Sportscasm NBA Awards</strong>.  With any awards list, you will either agree or disagree. This is simply our choices of who we thought the best of the best were in the 2010/11 season.</p>
<hr /><a rel="attachment wp-att-7192" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/12/ohio-states-jared-sullinger-shares-racist-hate-mail-from-psychotic-fan-photo/jared-sullinger/"></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-7254" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/15/sportscasms-2011-nba-awards/derrick-rose/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-7254" title="Derrick Rose" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Derrick-Rose.jpg" alt="Derrick Rose" width="65" height="90" /></a><strong>Most Valuable Player (MVP) &#8211; Derrick Rose</strong> &#8211; Rose led the Memphis Tigers to the National Championship game just back in 2008. Now, three years later he is the MVP of the NBA.  His athleticism and decision making have led the Bulls to 62 wins and the best record in the NBA.  And all of this has come just one year after replacing their head coach.  Rose is blazing fast and uses his dribble-drive penetration to create wide open shots for teammates or a scoring opportunity for himself&#8230;usually of the high-flying, throw it down hard variety. With Rose&#8217;s laid back, humble approach to the game you can expect for him to dominate in the NBA Playoffs, as no stage has yet to be too big for Mr. SAT.</p>
<p>Runner Up: Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic)</p>
<hr /><a rel="attachment wp-att-7192" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/12/ohio-states-jared-sullinger-shares-racist-hate-mail-from-psychotic-fan-photo/jared-sullinger/"></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-7254" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/15/sportscasms-2011-nba-awards/derrick-rose/"></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-7262" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/15/sportscasms-2011-nba-awards/blake-griffin/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-7262" title="Blake Griffin" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Blake-Griffin.jpg" alt="Blake Griffin" width="65" height="90" /></a><strong>Rookie of the Year (ROY) &#8211; Blake Griffin</strong> &#8211; His rookie year was delayed due to a knee injury last season, but Blake more than made up for it once he found the court back in October. Griffin was the most talked about in-game dunker since Shawn Kemp reigned in Seattle in his rookie campaign.  Blake used his high engine to energize Clipper Nation with 22.5 PPG and 12.1 RPG.  He doesn&#8217;t have much of an outside shot yet and his free throws need a lot of work (64.2%) but both of those should improve as Griffin matures and gets in more reps in the gym.</p>
<p>Runner Up: John Wall (Washington Wizards)</p>
<hr /><a rel="attachment wp-att-7192" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/12/ohio-states-jared-sullinger-shares-racist-hate-mail-from-psychotic-fan-photo/jared-sullinger/"></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-7255" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/15/sportscasms-2011-nba-awards/dwight-howard/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-7255" title="Dwight Howard" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Dwight-Howard.jpg" alt="Dwight Howard" width="65" height="90" /></a><strong>Defensive Player of the Year &#8211; Dwight Howard </strong>- Poor Dwight!  If Howard could only shoot free throws, avoid technicals, and deliver more often in the clutch he likely would have been the MVP this year.  Howard is a game changer on defense though. No other NBA player comes close to making the impact he does in the paint, blocking and altering shot after shot.  Howard&#8217;s defensive presence will be essential to the Magic if they have any chance of advancing to the Eastern Conference Finals.</p>
<p>Runner Up: Tony Allen (Memphis Grizzlies)</p>
<hr /><a rel="attachment wp-att-7192" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/12/ohio-states-jared-sullinger-shares-racist-hate-mail-from-psychotic-fan-photo/jared-sullinger/"></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-7256" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/04/15/sportscasms-2011-nba-awards/lamar-odom/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-7256" title="Lamar Odom" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lamar-odom.jpg" alt="Lamar Odom" width="65" height="90" /></a><strong>Best 6th Man &#8211; Lamar Odom</strong> &#8211; He is selfless and sacrifices his game and a starting spot nightly for the benefit of the Lakers. He would be the star player on some teams in the league. For the talented Lakers, he comes off the bench to lead the second unit to minimize any dropoff when Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, and the starters are getting a breather.  Lamar will be even more key if Andrew Bynum gets hurt again.</p>
<p>Runner Up: J.R. Smith (Denver Nuggets)</p>
<hr /><strong>Coach of the Year &#8211; Tom Thiboudeau</strong> &#8211; He is a defensive guru and the key behind the Boston Celtics success the past few seasons with the &#8216;Big Three.&#8217;  He took over the Bulls after Vinny Del Negro was fired and instilled a toughness on the defensive end whereby everyone would play hard &#8216;D&#8217; or they wouldn&#8217;t play.  All of the Bulls seemed to buy in immediately as they had one of the best seasons in franchise history.  The Bulls won 62 games this year, for the best record in the NBA, after winning just 41 games last season.  Naturally, Thiboudeau inherited a talented roster that added Carlos Boozer in the offseason to sensational point guard Derrick Rose, who is our 2011 MVP.</p>
<p>Runner Up: Lionel Hollins (Memphis Grizzlies)</p>
<hr /><strong>GM of the Year &#8211; Chris Wallace</strong> &#8211; Some would argue that Wallace overpaid to extend Rudy Gay (5-year, $82 million) and Mike Conley (5-year, $45 million), but when you can steal Tony Allen, the grit-grind, heart and soul of the Grizzlies for 3-years, $9 million then you are going to look smart. Allen gave the Grizzlies a lift through Gay&#8217;s injury, O.J. Mayo&#8217;s suspension, and numerous lineup changes from coach Lionel Hollins to lead the Grizz to an extremely strong second half of the season and the Playoffs.  Something that doesn&#8217;t happen to often down in the Bluff City.</p>
<p>Runner Up: Gar Forman (Chicago Bulls)</p>
<hr /><strong>NBA First Team</strong></p>
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<li>Derrick Rose</li>
<li>Dwyane Wade</li>
<li>LeBron James</li>
<li>Dirk Nowitzki</li>
<li>Dwight Howard</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>NBA Second Team</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Chris Paul</li>
<li>Kobe Bryant</li>
<li>Kevin Durant</li>
<li>Zach Randolph</li>
<li>LaMarcus Aldridge</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>NBA Third Team</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Russell Westbrook</li>
<li>Carmelo Anthony</li>
<li>Pau Gasol</li>
<li>Kevin Love</li>
<li>Amar&#8217;e Stoudemire</li>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant&#8217;s Turkish Airlines Commercial (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Why do celebrities and athletes to cheesy commercials for overseas companies?  Because they pay extremely handsomely for a short day&#8217;s work.
Here is Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant in a new commercial for Turkish Airlines.
It was written by a 3-year old.
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<p>Why do celebrities and athletes to cheesy commercials for overseas companies?  Because they pay extremely handsomely for a short day&#8217;s work.</p>
<p>Here is Los Angeles Lakers star <strong>Kobe Bryant</strong> in a new commercial for <strong>Turkish Airlines</strong>.</p>
<p>It was written by a 3-year old.</p>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant Honored with Ceremony Outside Grauman&#8217;s Theatre, Presumably for Playing Basketball&#8230;in LA</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/21/kobe-bryant-honored-with-ceremony-outside-graumans-theatre-presumably-for-playing-basketball-in-la/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 08:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Hey, you got me.  For some unexplained reason NBA All-Star Kobe Bryant was honored this week with a traditional hand and footprint ceremony outside Grauman&#8217;s Chinese Theater.  Bryant is the very first athlete EVER to be given such an honor.
The basketball pro’s wife Vanessa Bryant and his two daughters, Natalie and Gianna, came out to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hey, you got me.  For some unexplained reason <strong>NBA All-Star Kobe Bryant</strong> was honored this week with a traditional hand and footprint ceremony outside <strong>Grauman&#8217;s Chinese Theater</strong>.  Bryant is the very first athlete EVER to be given such an honor.</p>
<blockquote><p>The basketball pro’s wife <strong>Vanessa Bryant </strong>and his two daughters, <strong>Natalie </strong>and<strong> Gianna</strong>, came out to support the 32-year-old for the honorary ceremony.</p>
<p>Kobe, the first non-actor to receive his own spot, was all smiles as he  got his hands and feet a bit wet after imprinting them onto the  legendary sidewalk.</p></blockquote>
<p>Let&#8217;s put this in perspective.  They didn&#8217;t pick <strong>Muhammed Ali</strong>, <strong>Kareem Abdul Jabar</strong>, <strong>Magic Johnson</strong>, <strong>Joe Montana</strong>, a former president, or even <strong>Bill Gates</strong>.  Nope, they chose Kobe Bryant.  It&#8217;s not that he&#8217;s not exceptional at his craft, but&#8230;Well, maybe they chose him for his upstanding character.  Though there was that little matter of rape charges filed against him for an extra-marital incident that occurred while he was on the road.  Perhaps the selection committee heard about Bryant&#8217;s <a href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/19/kobe-bryant-stars-as-black-mamba-in-giant-nike-commercial-video/">stunning acting debut</a> in &#8220;Black Mamba&#8221;, a five-in-a-half minute shoe commercial by <strong>Nike</strong>.  At least that <em>was</em> acting&#8230;sort of.</p>
<p>Or, more likely, they chose Bryant because he lives in LA and plays basketball there.  That&#8217;s the only logical explanation.  They were looking for an athlete, there are all of two professional sports in Los Angeles right now and Bryant is the face of the Lakers.  The fact that he&#8217;ll one day be a Hall of Famer didn&#8217;t hurt.</p>
<p>But c&#8217;mon, really.  Kobe Bryant?  Seriously?</p>
<p>[PhotoSource: <a href="http://www.bauergriffinonline.com/">bauergriffononline.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant Stars as &#8220;Black Mamba&#8221; in Giant Nike Commercial (VIDEO)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 19:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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You know you&#8217;ve got something good going when the bus the hero comes in on explodes 30 seconds into the film.  Directed by Robert Rodriguez and starring Kobe Bryant, &#8220;Black Mamba&#8221; is the 5 and-a-half minute commercial that every 13 year-old NBA fan dreams of.  It&#8217;s got heroes and villains, basketball playing super-zombies and Danny [...]]]></description>
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You know you&#8217;ve got something good going when the bus the hero comes in on explodes 30 seconds into the film.  Directed by <strong>Robert Rodriguez</strong> and starring Kobe Bryant, <strong>&#8220;Black Mamba&#8221;</strong> is the 5 and-a-half minute commercial that every 13 year-old <strong>NBA</strong> fan dreams of.  It&#8217;s got heroes and villains, basketball playing super-zombies and <strong>Danny Trejo</strong>.  I mean, c&#8217;mon!  Who doesn&#8217;t love Danny Trejo?</p>
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<p>Since <strong>Nike</strong> basically funds the entire NBA, it was only natural that the company that makes shoes for kids&#8230;by kids&#8230;in poverty-stricken third world nations, create a giant advertisement with arguably the NBA&#8217;s most popular player.  So enjoy.  And remember, &#8220;Product placement gives us a bigger budget.  Bigger budget, more explosions.&#8221;</p>
<p>Best line of the entire film:</p>
<p><strong>Mr. Suave</strong>: <em>Black Mamba&#8230;helluva name.  What, your mom lose a bet or something?</em></p>
<p>Classic.</p>
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		<title>Nuggets&#8217; Carmelo Anthony Involved in Trade with 12 Different NBA Teams</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 07:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s a situation that has been getting &#8220;curiouser and curiouser&#8221; by the hour.  Over the past several days, almost half of the NBA has been involved in trade talks with unhappy Denver Nuggets&#8216; forward Carmelo Anthony.  Teams appear to be playing one against another.  And according to Howard Beck of the New York Times, the [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s a situation that has been getting &#8220;curiouser and curiouser&#8221; by the hour.  Over the past several days, almost half of the <strong>NBA</strong> has been involved in trade talks with unhappy <strong>Denver Nuggets</strong>&#8216; forward <strong>Carmelo Anthony</strong>.  Teams appear to be playing one against another.  And <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/09/sports/basketball/09onbasketball.html?src=tptw">according to Howard Beck</a> of the <strong>New York Times</strong>, the rumours are taking their toll on the entire league:</p>
<blockquote><p>At least 12 teams — 40 percent of the league — have been snared in the  Anthony intrigue at some point in the last six months. It has rained  havoc on locker rooms in <strong>Newark</strong> and <strong>Detroit</strong>, <strong>New York</strong> and <strong>Chicago</strong> and,  of course, in Denver. More than 20 players — <strong>Nets</strong> and <strong>Knicks</strong>, <strong>Pistons</strong>, <strong>Bobcats</strong> and <strong>Timberwolves</strong> — have seen their names attached to a rumored Anthony deal.</p>
<p>To be eliminated from the chase is to find peace.</p>
<p>“The rumors are over,” <strong>Derrick Favors</strong>, the Nets’ prized rookie forward, told reporters last week. “I don’t have to worry about them.”</p>
<p>Favors and the Nets’ <strong>Devin Harris</strong> acknowledged being unnerved by the  reports. The Nuggets’ <strong>Chauncey Billups</strong>, who wants to finish his career  in Denver, was also bothered.</p>
<p>The rumors have appeared to take a mental toll on the Knicks’ <strong>Wilson Chandler</strong> and <strong>Danilo Gallinari</strong>.</p>
<p>The Pistons are still dealing with the fallout from an aborted three-way  trade with the Nets and the Nuggets. At the peak of the talks, Detroit  benched its onetime star <strong>Richard Hamilton</strong>, deepening a rift between  them.</p></blockquote>
<p>This isn&#8217;t at all as ridiculous at <strong>Lebron James</strong>&#8216; &#8220;Decision&#8221;.  James&#8217; ego nearly consumed the entire NBA for months.  Anthony is just unhappy with the Nuggets and looking forward to a trade &#8211; especially since he has another year on his contract.  But this kind of drama is not what he needs, not if he wants to escape with his reputation intact &#8211; unlike &#8220;King&#8221; James.  Then, again, Anthony is currently doing all the right things. Namely, keeping his mouth shut.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://ambasketball.com/2010/11/vecsey-carmelo-anthony-only-wants-knicks/">AM Basketball</a>]</p>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant&#8217;s Message of Hope: &#8220;People That Criticize Can Kiss My Ass&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 18:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Okay, so we knew the days of measured, well-thought-out responses from sports figures were over.  But lately, the sound bites that have been flying from the mouths of professional athletes seem to lack even the slightest measure of tact.  In the NFL, Hines Ward of the Steelers recently suggested to reporters that the NFL  doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<p>Okay, so we knew the days of measured, well-thought-out responses from sports figures were over.  But lately, the sound bites that have been flying from the mouths of professional athletes seem to lack even the slightest measure of tact.  In the NFL, Hines Ward of the Steelers recently suggested to reporters that the <a href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/01/hines-ward-blasts-nfl-they-dont-give-a-fk-about-concussions/">NFL  doesn&#8217;t &#8220;give a f**k about concussions.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>Another example is<strong> Kobe Bryant&#8217;s</strong> reaction to criticism over the <strong>Los Angeles Lakers</strong> losing 4 of the last 8 games.  The Huffington Post <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/03/kobe-bryant-critics-can-kiss-my-ass_n_818052.html">reports</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t know, don&#8217;t care. People that criticize can kiss my ass. I don&#8217;t give a sh*t,&#8221; Kobe said in a post-practice interview.  &#8220;I really don&#8217;t. I keep the train moving, we&#8217;re going to keep on  moving, and in June, they&#8217;ll say nothing. But now, it&#8217;s good talk.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s nice to know Kobe&#8217;s still in control.  But it takes more than one player to move an entire team.  And athletes need to remember that it&#8217;s the media&#8217;s job to scrutinize.  Criticism comes along with the multi-million dollar contracts.  I&#8217;m sure we can hold Kobe to his reference about June, though.  For now, Kobe should probably just keep his mouth shut about what he&#8217;s <em>going</em> to do and just do it.  That&#8217;s the best sound bite athletes can give their critics.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://backseatfan.com/tag/kobe-bryant/">Backseat Fan</a>]</p>
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		<title>Lebron James&#8217; Tweet to Cavs Fans: &#8220;Karma is a B****&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 06:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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After the Los Angeles Lakers blew out the Cleveland Cavaliers 109 &#8211; 87 at the Staples Center Tuesday night, Lebron James had this to say on Twitter.
Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!
Obviously, King James had taken exception to the way he [...]]]></description>
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<p>After the Los Angeles Lakers blew out the Cleveland Cavaliers 109 &#8211; 87 at the Staples Center Tuesday night, Lebron James had this to say on Twitter.</p>
<blockquote><p><span><span>Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!</span></span></p></blockquote>
<p><span><span>Obviously, King James had taken exception to the way he was treated when he and his new team, the Miami Heat, last visited Cleveland.  Knowing his ego, it was probably impossible for James to take the high ground.  And given the time signature, it looks like he sent the tweet before the game even ended.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span>[Source: <a href="http://www.bittenandbound.com/2010/07/09/lebron-james-heat-jersey-miami-heat-announcement-photo-video/">Bitten&amp;Bound</a>]<br />
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		<title>Matt Barnes Arrested for Domestic Abuse (Photo)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 15:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Bumpshack.com is reporting that Los Angeles Lakers wannabe bad-boy Matt Barnes was arrested for domestic violence against his girlfriend on Wednesday in Sacramento, California. The charge is a felony domestic violence charge.
The authorities determine Barnes was the primary aggressor and he was promptly arrested and booked for suspicion of domestic violence and maliciously obstructing the [...]]]></description>
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1705" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/09/09/matt-barnes-arrested-for-domestic-abuse-photo/matt-barnes-mugshot-photos/"></a><a title="Matt Barnes Arrested for Domestic Violence (Mugshot)" href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/09/09/matt-barnes-arrested-for-domestic-violence/" target="_blank">Bumpshack.com is reporting</a> that<strong> Los Angeles Lakers</strong> wannabe bad-boy <strong>Matt Barnes </strong>was arrested for domestic violence against his girlfriend on Wednesday in Sacramento, California. The charge is a felony domestic violence charge.</p>
<blockquote><p>The authorities determine Barnes was the primary aggressor and he was promptly arrested and booked for suspicion of domestic violence and maliciously obstructing the use of a telephone line. Barnes was released on $50,000 bond and is scheduled to be arraigned on Monday (September 13).</p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">Sadly, this comes as no surprise, given the reputation of Barnes, both on and off the court.  Hopefully he will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law if the charges against him are in fact true.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">Barnes idiotically told a TV reporter that he was the victim <a title="Matt Barnes Idiotic tweet" href="http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22/status/23985562296" target="_blank">and tweeted</a>, &#8220;DON&#8217;T LET YOUR EARS WITNESS, WHAT YOUR EYES DIDN&#8217;T SEE!!!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">On a positive note, it looks like Barnes has mastered the mugshot at this point.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6em; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a title="Matt Barnes on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22" target="_blank">Matt Barnes on Twitter</a></span></p>
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