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		<title>Darnell Dockett LOVES Skip Bayless&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/09/23/darnell-dockett-loves-skip-bayless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett really LOVES him some Skip Bayless&#8230;well at least for a day&#8230;or photo!
Dockett was photographed wearing a shirt that says &#8216;I(heart)@realskipbayless&#8216; that was posted on his Twitter (@ddockett) and on Skip&#8217;s (@realskipbayless) today.
Skip went on to say to Darnell on Twitter:
I told Darnell Dockett if he wears &#8220;ILove@RealSkipBayless&#8221; Tshirt under [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Arizona Cardinals</strong> defensive end <strong>Darnell Dockett</strong> really LOVES him some <strong>Skip Bayless</strong>&#8230;well at least for a day&#8230;or photo!</p>
<p>Dockett was photographed wearing a shirt that says &#8216;<strong>I(heart)@realskipbayless</strong>&#8216; that was posted on his Twitter (@<a title="Darnell Dockett on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/#!/ddockett" target="_blank">ddockett</a>) and on Skip&#8217;s (@<a title="Skip Bayless on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/#!/RealSkipBayless" target="_blank">realskipbayless</a>) today.</p>
<p>Skip <a title="Skip to Darnell on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/#!/RealSkipBayless/status/117299485633290241" target="_blank">went on to say</a> to Darnell on Twitter:</p>
<blockquote><p>I told Darnell Dockett if he wears &#8220;ILove@RealSkipBayless&#8221; Tshirt under his jersey Sunday, he&#8217;ll have THE CLUTCH GENE. Will make Big Play.</p></blockquote>
<p>Dockett was wearing the shirt after losing a bet with Bayless over who would win the<strong> Oklahoma &#8211; Florida State</strong> football game last weekend.  Oklahoma won 23-13.</p>
<p>Dockett played his college ball at Florida State.  If FSU had won, Bayless would have had to wear a <strong>LeBron James</strong> jersey on the air for ESPN&#8217;s First Take where Bayless is a controversial &#8216;expert&#8217; pot-stirrer.  Bayless was born in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.</p>
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		<title>New Sexting Allegations Sent at Brett Favre the &#8216;Thumbslinger&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 00:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is never too far removed from controversy or drama.  The latest drama bombshell to hit Favre was the allegations by Deadspin that buxom beauty Jenn Sterger told them that Brett left voicemails on her cell phone along with sending her pics of his &#8216;cock.&#8217;
Sterger has posed in both Maxim and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-1839" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/10/08/new-sexting-allegations-sent-at-brett-favre-the-thumbslinger/brett_favre_tears_press/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1839 alignright" title="Brett Favre Press Conference Tears" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/brett_favre_tears_press.JPG" alt="Brett Favre Press Conference Tears" width="320" height="240" /></a>Minnesota Vikings</strong> quarterback <strong>Brett Favre</strong> is never too far removed from controversy or drama.  The <a title="Jenn Sterger Claims Brett Favre Sent Her Cock Pics" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/04/jenn-sterger-claims-brett-favre-sent-her-cock-pics-via-cell/" target="_blank">latest drama bombshell to hit Favre</a> was the allegations by <strong>Deadspin </strong>that buxom beauty <strong>Jenn Sterger</strong> told them that <a title="Jenn Sterger Alleges Brett Favre Sent Her Naughty Pics" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/04/jenn-sterger-claims-brett-favre-sent-her-cock-pics-via-cell/" target="_blank">Brett left voicemails on her cell phone along with sending her pics</a> of his &#8216;cock.&#8217;</p>
<p>Sterger has posed in both Maxim and Playboy magazines. She is the woman that <strong>Brett Musburger</strong> made a career for while broadcasting a FSU football when he noticed her on the telecast and commented, &#8220;1,500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now <a title="Sources: Two More Women Who Worked With Jets Received Lewd Texts From Favre" href="http://deadspin.com/5659474/sources-two-more-women-who-worked-with-jets-received-lewd-texts-from-favre" target="_blank">Deadspin is reporting</a> that the sexting didn&#8217;t stop there. Supposedly two more Jets employees/massage therapists (hired independent contractors) claim that Favre tried to set up a three some with &#8216;<strong>Mandy</strong>&#8216; and &#8216;<strong>Lindsay</strong>.&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Mandy&#8217; just claims Favre ogled her (some word cousin of Google i assume, jk) while claiming that the other massage therapist &#8216;Lindsay&#8217; gave Brett her phone number.</p>
<blockquote><p>Lindsay received a text message from Favre, according to Mandy. Lindsay assumed it was for a massage but quickly realized Brett was asking for more. He invited both Lindsay and Mandy back to his hotel room. Mandy claims that the texts became increasingly inappropriate (&#8221;just nasty stuff&#8221;), but she adds that Brett did apologize when he found out she was married.</p></blockquote>
<p>Lindsay&#8217;s husband did blow a gasket when he found out according to &#8216;John,&#8217; the husband.</p>
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<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; padding: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;">&#8220;I called him on his phone and told him I wanted an apology. He acted all arrogant. He refused to apologize,&#8221; John tells me in a phone conversation.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; padding: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;">Mandy and John say they approached attorneys about the situation but were told that because Mandy was a private contractor, there were no grounds for a harassment case. They didn&#8217;t pursue anything.</p>
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<p>John, the money-opportunist, obviously is the one that leaked the story to Deadspin.  Is there validity to it or is it just a horny old man trying to get a &#8216;happy ending?&#8217;</p>
<h1 style="color: #2b3349; font-size: 18px; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Trebuchet MS'; font-weight: normal; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a title="Jenn Sterger Claims Brett Favre Sent Her 'Cock' Pics Via Cell" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/04/jenn-sterger-claims-brett-favre-sent-her-cock-pics-via-cell/" target="_blank">Jenn Sterger Claims Brett Favre Sent Her ‘Cock’ Pics via Cell</a></h1>
<p><a title="More Photos of Jenn Sterger" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/04/jenn-sterger-claims-brett-favre-sent-her-cock-pics-via-cell/" target="_blank">More Photos of the Buxom Jenn Sterger</a></p>
<p>In other related Favre/Vikings news the team traded for talented WR diva<strong> Randy Moss</strong> this week.  The Viks play the <strong>New York Jets</strong> (ahem!) in a very important Monday Night Football game this week.</p>
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		<title>The Curse of Being Ranked #18</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/26/the-curse-of-no-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean Williams</dc:creator>
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When the AP Poll is released, we will have a new team ranked #18. If I&#8217;m the coach of that team, I&#8217;m taking extra steps to make sure my team is prepared for the week ahead.  Why?
The No. 18 team in the AP poll is 0-4 so far this season.

#18 Florida State lost to Miami.
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-156" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/26/the-curse-of-no-18/appoll/"></a>When the <strong>AP Poll</strong> is released, we will have a new team ranked #18. If I&#8217;m the coach of that team, I&#8217;m taking extra steps to make sure my team is prepared for the week ahead.  Why?</p>
<p>The No. 18 team in the AP poll is 0-4 so far this season.</p>
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<li>#18 <strong>Florida State</strong> lost to <strong>Miami</strong>.</li>
<li>#18 <strong>Notre Dame</strong> lost to <strong>Michigan</strong>.</li>
<li>#18 <strong>Utah</strong> lost to <strong>Oregon</strong>.</li>
<li>#18 <strong>Florida State</strong> (twice? OUCH!) lost to <strong>USF</strong>.</li>
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<p>Even more bizarre? The victor has been an unranked team every week.</p>
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