Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

All good things must come to an end.  At least, that’s what I heard.  Saturday night, the Cavs ended their historic losing streak of 26 games in a row.  They found a way to beat the LA Clippers in OT by the score of 126-119.  Now, instead of being a team that was the best [...]

As we reported a few days ago, the Cleveland Cavaliers have been chasing history.  Not in the inspired sense, the kind that shows little boys and girls around the world what they can achieve if they work for it.  And not in the glorious way that the greats can lift us mere mortals above the [...]

No matter how one may choose to spin the facts, the Cleveland Cavaliers suck.  But it doesn’t end there.  Not only do the Cavs suck, but they are challenging past bottom feeders of the NBA for the title of the “Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked.”  At least for a single season.
Cleveland has just [...]

The 2010/11 NBA season is upon us. Now, we finally get to find out if LeBron James can co-exist and thrive on the Miami Heat with Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and misfits.
Nike timed the new LeBron James ‘LeBron Rise’ commercial to be released with the start of the new season, and James’ new venture in [...]

LeBron James in the recent (Sep 2010) issue of GQ opened up somewhat about a return to play for Cleveland, Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, and the happiness in his face since bolting the Cavs for the Miami Heat.
The article by J.R. Moehringer didn’t reveal anything earth shattering but here is what King James had to [...]

Bumpshack is reporting that the a large photo of Delonte West was on the front of the Cleveland Cavs website tonight after LeBron James divorced the team to join the Miami Heat.
West reportedly slept with James mom, Gloria James, during the playoffs and in destroyed all the chemistry on the team as they were upset [...]

After one of the most hyped and ridiculous NBA Free Agent periods of all-time, Dwyane Wade has decided to resign with the Miami Heat.
Former Toronto Raptors center Chris Bosh, finally realizing his second-banana status, has decided to head to South Beach and attempt to ride Wade’s coattails in the process.
ESPN’s Chris Broussard started leaking the [...]

Cleveland Cavaliers majority owner Dan Gilbert responded to rumors during his end of the year team press conference that head coach Mike Brown has not in fact been fired.
“That’s not true,” he said during a news conference. “We are right now just going through the evaluation process.”
Sources continue to state that Brown will indeed be [...]

Sportscasm writers and contributers take a stab at predicting the award winners and champions for the 2009-2010 NBA season.

Award
Joshua Holmes
Kevin Vailes
Josh Watson
Matt Williams

Most Valuable Player

Carmelo Anthony

LeBron James

Kevin Durant

LeBron James

Rookie of the Year

Tyreke Evans

Jonny Flynn

DeJuan Blair

James Harden

Defensive POY

Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard

Ron Artest

Comeback POY

Gilbert Arenas

Vince Carter

Manu Ginobili

Gilbert Arenas

Fallback POY

Hedo Turkuglu

Kevin Garnett

Antawn Jamison

Andre Miller

Coach of [...]