Saturday, May 25th, 2013

Some stories just sound too silly and petty to be true.  Sadly, that doesn’t appear to be the case with this one.  The Chicago Tribune reports that an area salesman named John Stone was actually fired for wearing his Packers necktie to work.  The oddest thing about this story, however, is that he didn’t wear [...]

Until this season, the last player to both register a sack and score an offensive touchdown in the same game was the iconic William “The Refrigerator” Perry of the Chicago Bears back in 1985.  Not only did Perry spend time stuffing the run but he also learned to open big holes on offense.  In 2010, [...]

Well, whether it was an “off-the-cuff” response to a reporter or an actual commitment, President Obama stated that he’ll be attending Super Bowl XLV if the Chicago Bears are there.
According to Sports Illustrated:
Obama was asked about his plans Wednesday by reporters being ushered out of his Oval Office meeting with the president of China.
Obama said [...]

At this time of the year, every true football fan has a horse in the race – even if their favorite team’s season has long since ended.  So FOX Sports took a shot at ranking the remaining teams vying for a shot at NFL glory and a Super Bowl Championship.  Then analysis is impressive, ranking [...]

You know what they say.  On any given Sunday…er, Saturday.  Well, today was one of those days for the Seattle Seahawks.  The 7-9 NFC West Champions were heavy underdogs to the defending Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints (11-5), but today it didn’t matter.  Seahawks 41, Saints 36.
Running back Marshawn Lynch, aka Beast Mode, ran [...]

Sportscasm contributors Joshua Holmes and Matt Williams with their NBA predictions against the line for games being played on November 17, 2009.

Teams/Line
Joshua Holmes
Matt Williams

GOLDEN STATE  vs. CLEVELAND(-14.5)
GOLDEN STATE
CLEVELAND

INDIANA vs. NEW JERSEY (+4.5)
NEW JERSEY
INDIANA

OKLAHOMA CITY vs. MIAMI (-6.5)
OKLAHOMA CITY
MIAMI

CLIPPERS vs. NEW ORLEANS (+2)
NEW ORLEANS
CLIPPERS

PHOENIX vs. HOUSTON (-3.5)
PHOENIX
PHOENIX

TORONTO vs. DENVER (-9)
TORONTO
DENVER

CHICAGO vs. SACRAMENTO (+2.5)
SACRAMENTO
CHICAGO

DETROIT [...]

Sportscasm contributors Joshua Holmes and Matt Williams with their NBA predictions against the line for games being played on November 11, 2009.

Teams/Line
Joshua Holmes
Matt Williams

GOLDEN STATE vs. INDIANA (-5.5)
GOLDEN STATE
GOLDEN STATE

CHICAGO vs. TORONTO (-5.5)
CHICAGO
TORONTO

ATLANTA vs. NEW YORK (+5.5)
NEW YORK
NEW YORK

PHILADELPHIA vs. NEW JERSEY(+5.5)
PHILADELPHIA
PHILADELPHIA

UTAH vs. BOSTON (-11.5)
UTAH
BOSTON

CHARLOTTE vs. DETROIT (-4.5)
CHARLOTTE
DETROIT

DENVER vs. MILWAUKEE (+3.5)
MILWAUKEE
DENVER

PORTLAND vs. [...]

Sportscasm contributors Joshua Holmes and Matt Williams with their NBA predictions against the line for games being played on November 7, 2009.

Teams/Line
Joshua Holmes
Matt Williams

DENVER vs. ATLANTA (-2.5)
DENVER
DENVER

BOSTON vs. NEW JERSEY (+12.5)
BOSTON
BOSTON

CHARLOTTE vs. CHICAGO (-7)
CHICAGO
CHICAGO

TORONTO  vs. DALLAS (-7.5)
TORONTO
*DALLAS

NEW YORK vs. MILWAUKEE (-4)
*MILWAUKEE
NEW YORK

SACRAMENTO vs. UTAH (-14.5)
*SACRAMENTO
UTAH

MEMPHIS vs. CLIPPERS(-5.5)
CLIPPERS
*GRIZZLIES

Above Results
2-5 (29%)
2-5 (29%)

Year-to-Date Records
14-18 (44%)
10-22 [...]