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		<title>Delonte West&#8217;s Complete Guide to Romancing Your Lady</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/14/delonte-wests-complete-guide-to-romancing-your-lady/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Boston Celtics second year star, Delonte West, wants to show you how it&#8217;s done, how he rolls with his #1 girl.  In an interview with ESPN&#8217;s Louise K. Cornetta of Page 2, Delonte shares his guide to romancing the ladies.  And I must say, the &#8216;yacht&#8217;?  Very nice touch, sir.  Very nice indeed.
With Valentine&#8217;s Day [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Boston Celtics</strong> second year star, <strong>Delonte West</strong>, wants to show you how it&#8217;s done, how he rolls with his #1 girl.  In an interview with <strong>ESPN&#8217;s</strong> <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=cornetta/060214">Louise K. Cornetta of Page 2</a>, Delonte shares his guide to romancing the ladies.  And I must say, the &#8216;yacht&#8217;?  Very nice touch, sir.  Very nice indeed.</p>
<blockquote><p>With Valentine&#8217;s Day upon us, a man has a lot of pressure  to show the lady in his life a perfect night. Delonte has his own  version of what a romantic night should entail. Not every guy believes  romance includes your date getting eaten by a shark or includes fast  food for dinner, but the man who is hoping Beyonce reads this and calls  him shares his ideal romantic night with ESPN&#8217;s Louise K. Cornetta.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve got  the white SL 500. I would tell her, she would have to wear white. She  must have on a white dress, because I&#8217;m going to have on white. I&#8217;d have  told her in the note, she has to wear her hair a certain way, just the  way I like it. So, I pick her up in my white convertible. From there,  I&#8217;d have the music pumping on the radio. The Jim Jones pumping, you  know, &#8216;Summer in Miami&#8217; song pumping. Got to keep a little gangsta, you  can&#8217;t be too soft. You can&#8217;t be in there playing some guy that&#8217;s crying,  talking about don&#8217;t leave me and love me baby, wah wah and all that.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, and it gets so much better from there.  In involves <strong>R. Kelly</strong> and <strong>Popeye&#8217;s Chicken</strong>.  Guys, pay close attention.  Don&#8217;t miss out on Delonte&#8217;s dream date.  The one he&#8217;s hoping <strong>Beyonce</strong> notices&#8230;but presumably <strong>Jay-Z</strong> doesn&#8217;t.  He does realize they&#8217;re married, right?</p>
<p>[Photo Source: <a href="http://www.bostoncelticsreport.com/2010/12/boston-celtics-delonte-west-is-eyeing-mid-january-return-jermaine-oneal-coming-soon-to-practice.html/">Boston Celtics Report</a>]</p>
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		<title>Celtics&#8217; Ray Allen Makes NBA History in Loss to Lakers</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/11/celtics-ray-allen-makes-nba-history-in-loss-to-lakers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 06:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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The Boston Celtics and the Los Angeles Lakers.  They&#8230;well, they don&#8217;t like each other very much.  So when Boston&#8217;s Ray Allen broke the record for career 3-pointers early in the game, LA wasn&#8217;t exactly going out of their way to congratulate him.  In fact, it might have given the Lakers that little burst of motivation [...]]]></description>
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<p>The <strong>Boston Celtics </strong>and the <strong>Los Angeles Lakers</strong>.  They&#8230;well, they don&#8217;t like each other very much.  So when Boston&#8217;s <strong>Ray Allen</strong> broke the record for career 3-pointers early in the game, LA wasn&#8217;t exactly going out of their way to congratulate him.  In fact, it might have given the Lakers that little burst of motivation they needed to power past their cross-country rivals to a 92-86 final score.  According to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap;_ylt=AkQhJwRr4H45LOc3t6wvCII5nYcB?gid=2011021002">Yahoo Sports</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Allen became the NBA’s career leader in 3-pointers in the first quarter, but Bryant later put him on the bench in foul trouble during his big second half that rallied Los Angeles from an early 15-point deficit.</p>
<p>&#8230;Allen hit two 3-pointers to pass former <strong>Indiana Pacers</strong> star <strong>Reggie Miller</strong> (2,560), who was sitting courtside calling the game for <strong>TNT</strong>. But Allen made only one more and had 20 points after scoring 12 in the first quarter.</p>
<p>“I almost felt a little embarrassed because there was so much attention surrounding this 3-point record,” Allen said. “It was so overwhelming, but it was a great moment. I’ll remember this for the rest of my life.”</p></blockquote>
<p>He&#8217;d probably remember the game even better if the Celtics had won.</p>
<p>[Photo Source: <a href="http://www.nbadunkers.com/ray-allen/">NBA Dunkers</a>]</p>
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		<title>Larry Bird Keeps His Job as Indiana Pacers&#8217; President&#8230;For Now</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/01/larry-bird-keeps-his-job-as-indiana-pacers-president-for-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 05:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Despite sporting an 18-27 record, trailing the Eastern Conference leading Celtics by 17 games and firing their head coach Jim O&#8217;brien, the Indiana Pacers have decided to keep former Celtic great Larry Bird on as team president&#8230;at least until the end of the season.  Sports Illustrated reports:
Owner Herb Simon told The Associated Press on Tuesday [...]]]></description>
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<p>Despite sporting an 18-27 record, trailing the <strong>Eastern Conference</strong> leading <strong>Celtics</strong> by 17 games and firing their head coach Jim O&#8217;brien, the Indiana Pacers have decided to keep former Celtic great <strong>Larry Bird</strong> on as team president&#8230;at least until the end of the season.  <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/basketball/nba/02/01/pacers.bird.ap/index.html?eref=twitter_feed">Sports Illustrated</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Owner <strong>Herb Simon</strong> told The <strong>Associated Press</strong> on Tuesday that he believes  Bird has performed well under difficult circumstances, and he could be  back next year.</p>
<div style="overflow: hidden; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;">&#8220;I still have an incredible amount of confidence in Larry and his  basketball acumen, his winning tradition,&#8221; Simon said. &#8220;The way he deals  with the basketball side is the way I believe it should be done. I&#8217;m  very satisfied.&#8221;</div>
<div style="overflow: hidden; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;">&#8230;Bird took full control of basketball decisions after the 2007-08 season, when former CEO <strong>Donnie Walsh</strong> left to become the <strong>New York Knicks</strong>&#8216; president. The Pacers went 36-46 in 2008-09 and 32-50 in 2009-10.</div>
<div style="overflow: hidden; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;">&#8220;Even though he&#8217;s had some tough years, there&#8217;s a lot of reasons that  we can explore, why we&#8217;ve had such a tough time,&#8221; Simon said. &#8220;He was  left a very difficult situation &#8211; no cap room, big contracts, a lot of  problems he had no control over.&#8221;</div>
<div style="overflow: hidden; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;">
<p>This is the final year of  Bird&#8217;s contract. Simon says he and Bird will meet after the season to  discuss the future. He said Bird&#8217;s desire to remain in the role will  carry significant weight.</p></div>
</blockquote>
<p>Is this just another of example of a former player who can&#8217;t hack it in the front office?  Perhaps.  But the Pacers have gone through some tough times since Bird was hired in 2003.  After the 2004 brawl with members of the <strong>Detroit Pistons</strong>, the Pacers traded and/or let go several talented players who were discipline problems.  Of course, that was half-a-decade ago, so the time for excuses is quickly coming to an end, if it hasn&#8217;t already.</p>
<p>Even if Bird turns out to be a failure in basketball management, at least he&#8217;s leaps and bounds better than some other player-turned-management types.  <strong>Matt Millen</strong> did nothing but drive the <strong>Detroit Lions</strong> into the ground.  He was so bad, even he <a href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/01/06/matt-millen-admits-he-stunk-as-gm-of-the-detroit-lions/">admits that he &#8217;stunk&#8217;</a> at his job.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/2010/7/22/1582380/nba-general-manager-rankings-pat-riley-heat">SBNation.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>ESPN Releases Newest NBA Power Rankings</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/01/31/espn-releases-newest-nba-power-rankings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 21:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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It is the season that never seems to end.  There are only 80 games per team, but the post-season in the NBA makes it seem like 160.  So how do good NBA teams keep up their hot runs or bad teams find the the will to get off the snide?  Nobody really knows.  Again, it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is the season that never seems to end.  There are only 80 games per team, but the post-season in the <strong>NBA</strong> makes it seem like 160.  So how do good NBA teams keep up their hot runs or bad teams find the the will to get off the snide?  Nobody really knows.  Again, it&#8217;s a ridiculously long season.  But at least we know who&#8217;s got their &#8220;mojo&#8221; working and who needs to pick up the pace the next couple of months because <strong>ESPN</strong> has released this week&#8217;s <a href="http://espn.go.com/nba/powerrankings/_/season/2011/week/14">Power Rankings</a>.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t have time to read the details, we at <strong>Sportscasm</strong> are happy to give you a glimpse of the list, just to see where your favorite team ranks &#8211; or to help you decide which way to bet the next time the Lakers play the Suns.  Check out the Spurs and the Celtics battling for the top spot.</p>
<ol>
<li>San Antonio Spurs</li>
<li>Boston Celtics</li>
<li>Chicago Bulls</li>
<li>Miami Heat</li>
<li>LA Lakers</li>
<li>New Orleans Hornets</li>
<li>Dallas Mavericks</li>
<li>Orlando Magic</li>
<li>Oklahoma City Thunder</li>
<li>Denver Nuggets</li>
<li>Portland Trailblazers</li>
<li>Memphis Grizzlies</li>
<li>Phoenix Suns</li>
<li>Atlanta Hawks</li>
<li>New York Knicks</li>
<li>Utah Jazz</li>
<li>Philadelphia 76ers</li>
<li>LA Clippers</li>
<li>Houston Rockets</li>
<li>Milwaukee Bucks</li>
<li>Charlotte Bobcast</li>
<li>Golden State Warriors</li>
<li>Sacramento Kings</li>
<li>Detroit Pistons</li>
<li>Indiana Pacers</li>
<li>Minnesota Timberwolves</li>
<li>New Jersey Nets</li>
<li>Washington Wizards</li>
<li>Toronto Raptors</li>
<li>Cleveland Cavaliers</li>
</ol>
<p>C&#8217;mon Cavs.  Lebron left months ago.  It&#8217;s time to get over it, pull yourselves together and get back to work.  Wizards and Raptors, don&#8217;t think we don&#8217;t have our eye on you guys as well.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.nerdsonsports.com/tag/nba/">Nerds on Sports</a>]</p>
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		<title>Kevin Garnett Invokes Bin Laden When Asked for Autograph</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 20:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Kevin Garnett is simply amazing.   No current professional sports figure is as adept at alienating other players, teams and fans as this man.  According to CBS, Garnett is staying true to form:
After yesterday&#8217;s Lakers/Celtics game, both Yahoo&#8217;s Marc Spears and  ESPN&#8217;s J.A. Adande tweeted that  when asked for his autograph, Garnett told [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Kevin Garnett</strong> is simply amazing.   No current professional sports figure is as adept at alienating other players, teams and fans as this man.  <a href="http://nba-facts-and-rumors.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/27323478?ttag=gen10_on_all_fb_na_txt_0001">According to <strong>CBS</strong></a>, Garnett is staying true to form:</p>
<blockquote><p>After yesterday&#8217;s <strong>Lakers/Celtics</strong> game, both Yahoo&#8217;s <strong>Marc Spears</strong> and  ESPN&#8217;s <strong>J.A. Adande</strong> tweeted that  when asked for his autograph, Garnett told a  Lakers ball boy &#8220;you&#8217;ve  got a better chance of catching <strong>Bin Laden</strong>.&#8221;</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re  desperately trying to take offense to the comment itself, don&#8217;t. There&#8217;s  nothing wrong with it. It was clever, really.</p>
<p>But this is just another example of what a jerk Garnett is. I know you&#8217;re thinking, &#8220;Well, it&#8217;s the Lakers and the Celtics hate the Lakers.&#8221; No, it&#8217;s every team. <strong>Andrew Bogut</strong> tweeted about Garnett&#8217;s comment saying, &#8220;Little better than what he told one of our ball boys.&#8221; And having a  couple friends that are ball boys in <strong>Oklahoma City</strong>, I have heard similar  stories about Garnett telling off autograph seekers in a not nice way.</p>
<p>I guess it says something about Garnett not caring about image in any  way, shape or form. Obviously, he doesn&#8217;t care what we think about him. I  suppose that&#8217;s admirable in some weird way. It also says he&#8217;s a mean  person to anyone that&#8217;s not a teammate, family member or friend.</p></blockquote>
<p>Nothing really new.  Just another example of an over-paid player treating the rest of the world like it continues to owe him something.  And Garnett seems to be playing that role to perfection.  Hmm&#8230;I wonder if Larry Byrd ever acted like that.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/allcitysball/index.htm">freewebs</a>]</p>
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		<title>Kevin Garnett Punches Channing Frye of the Suns in the Crotch (VIDEO)</title>
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To complement his growing catalog of cheap shots, Kevin Garnett of the Boston Celtics decided to punch Channing Frye of the Phoenix Suns directly in the crotch during a jump shot.  Garnett, who looked innocently clueless after the dirty play, was promptly ejected.  Hey, if that&#8217;s one of the moves you need to learn to [...]]]></description>
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To complement his growing catalog of cheap shots, <strong>Kevin Garnett</strong> of the <strong>Boston Celtics</strong> decided to punch <strong>Channing Frye</strong> of the <strong>Phoenix Suns</strong> directly in the crotch during a jump shot.  Garnett, who looked innocently clueless after the dirty play, was promptly ejected.  Hey, if that&#8217;s one of the moves you need to learn to be a great basketball player in the <strong>NBA</strong>, I could probably be a coach.<br />
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		<title>Kevin Garnett Injures Lower Leg Against Pistons</title>
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Kevin Garnett was injured Wednesday night as the Celtics played the Pistons.  But apparently his injury has nothing to do with his reconstructed knee, according to ESPN Boston.  Doc Rivers,  the Celtics head coach, told reporters he&#8217;s &#8220;not that concerned&#8221;:
“I don’t think it’s bad,” said Rivers. “I’m not that concerned. He’s  going to miss [...]]]></description>
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<p>Kevin Garnett was injured Wednesday night as the Celtics played the Pistons.  But apparently his injury has nothing to do with his reconstructed knee, according to <a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/celtics/post/_/id/4679211/rivers-kg-likely-to-miss-games">ESPN Boston</a>.  Doc Rivers,  the Celtics head coach, told reporters he&#8217;s &#8220;not that concerned&#8221;:</p>
<blockquote><p>“I don’t think it’s bad,” said Rivers. “I’m not that concerned. He’s  going to miss games probably &#8212; I don’t know how many &#8212; but I don’t  think it’ll be that long. Listen, it happens.”</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>“The way he did it, I thought the knee or Achilles,” said Rivers.  “You’ve heard me say it before, an injury when no one is around, that’s  usually a severe one. I was thinking it was a bad one, but let’s hope  not. I don’t think it is, but we&#8217;ll find out later.”</p></blockquote>
<p>The official word from the Celtics is that it is a &#8220;muscle injury to the outside of his right leg, below the knee and above the ankle&#8221;.  The team also stated Garnett will get an MRI tomorrow.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.nbadunkers.com/kevin-garnett/">NBA Dunkers</a>]</p>
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		<title>2011 NBA JAM Team Rosters (Full List)</title>
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My favorite video basketball game from my childhood, and the most popular arcade basketball game of all-time, NBA JAM is coming back this fall for the Wii, Playstation 3, and Xbox 360.
The game will be sold as NBA JAM for the Wii and will be included with and part of NBA ELITE 11 for Playstation [...]]]></description>
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1723" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/09/15/2011-nba-jam-team-rosters-full-list/nbajam_lebron_james/"></a>My favorite video basketball game from my childhood, and the most popular arcade basketball game of all-time, <strong>NBA JAM</strong> is coming back this fall for the Wii, Playstation 3, and Xbox 360.</p>
<p>The game will be sold as NBA JAM for the Wii and will be included with and part of <strong>NBA ELITE 11</strong> for Playstation 3 and Xbox 360.</p>
<p>Each NBA team on the game will have three to four active players to select from each team to play with along with a team legend or mascot.</p>
<p>Here is a look at the complete 2011 NBA JAM Rosters:<span id="more-1722"></span></p>
<p><strong>Eastern Conference NBA JAM 11 Rosters</strong></p>
<p><strong>Atlanta Hawks</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Joe Johnson, Josh Smith, Mike Bibby</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Dominique Wilkins and Spud Webb</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Boston Celtics</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, Rajon Rondo</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Larry Bird and Kevin McHale</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Charlotte Bobcats</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Gerald Wallace, Stephen Jackson, Tyrus Thomas</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Rufus Lynx</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Chicago Bulls</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Derrick Rose, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer, Joakim Noah</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Cleveland Cavaliers</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Mo Williams, Antawn Jamison, Anderson Varejao</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Mark Price and Brad Daugherty</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Detroit Pistons</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Richard Hamilton, Rodney Stuckey, Charlie Villanueva, Ben Gordon</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Isiah Thomas and Bill Laimbeer</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Indiana Pacers</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Danny Granger, Mike Dunleavy, T.J. Ford</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Detlef Schrempf</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Miami Heat</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Glen Rice and Rony Seikaly</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Milwaukee Bucks</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Michael Redd, Andrew Bogut, Brandon Jennings, Corey Maggette</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Bango The Buck</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>New Jersey Nets</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Devin Harris, Brook Lopez, Courtney Lee</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Kenny Anderson and Drazen Petrovic</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>New York Knicks</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Amar&#8217;e Stoudemire, Al Harrington, Danilo Gallinari</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Patrick Ewing and John Starks</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Orlando Magic</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Dwight Howard, Vince Carter, Rashard Lewis</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Nick Anderson and Scott Skiles</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Philadelphia 76&#8242;ers</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Andre Iguodala, Elton Brand, Evan Turner</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Julius Erving and Allen Iverson</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Toronto Raptors</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: DeMar DeRozan, Andrea Bargnani, Jarrett Jack</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: The Raptor</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Washington Wizards</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Yi Jianlian, John Wall, Gilbert Arenas, Andray Blatche</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Manute Bol</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Western Conference NBA JAM 11 Rosters</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dallas Mavericks</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd, Caron Butler</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Mavs Man</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Denver Nuggets</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Carmelo Anthony, Chauncey Billups, Kenyon Martin</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Rocky The Mountain Lion</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Golden State Warriors</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Monta Ellis, Stephon Curry, David Lee, Andris Biedrins</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Tim Hardaway and Chris Mullin</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Houston Rockets</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Kevin Martin, Yao Ming, Trevor Ariza</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Hakeem Olajuwon and Kenny Smith</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Los Angeles Clippers</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Baron Davis, Blake Griffin, Chris Kaman</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Danny Manning</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Los Angeles Lakers</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, Lamar Odon, Ron Artest</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Magic Johnson and James Worthy</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Memphis Grizzlies</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: O.J. Mayo, Rudy Gay, Zach Randolph</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Bryant Reeves</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Minnesota Timberwolves</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Al Jefferson, Kevin Love, Michael Beasley, Jonny Flynn</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Chuck Person</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>New Orleans Hornets</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Chris Paul, David West, Peja Stojakovic</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Larry Johnson</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Oklahoma City Thunder</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, Jeff Green</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Rumble The Bison</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Phoenix Suns</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Steve Nash, Grant Hill, Jason Richardson</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Dan Majerle and Kevin Johnson</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Portland Trailblazers</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge, Greg Oden</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Clyde Drexler</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Sacramento Kings</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Tyreke Evans, DeMarcus Cousins, Jason Thompson, Carl Landry</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Mitch Richmond</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>San Antonio Spurs</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: David Robinson and George Gervin</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Utah Jazz</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Current Players: Deron Williams, Andrei Kirilenko, Mehmet Okur</li>
<li>Legend/Mascot: Karl Malone and John Stockton</li>
</ul>
<p>NBA insider <strong>Marc Stein </strong><a title="'NBA Jam': Introducing the West rosters" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/story?columnist=stein_marc&amp;page=NBAJam-100914" target="_blank">released the rosters earlier this week</a> on ESPN.com</p>
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		<title>Sportscasm NBA Picks (Nov 25, 2009 Games)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sportscasm  contributors Joshua Holmes and Matt Williams with their NBA predictions against the line for games being played on November 25, 2009.



Teams/Line
 Joshua Holmes
 Matt Williams


RAPTORS vs. BOBCATS (-2.5)
BOBCATS
BOBCATS


CLIPPERS vs. PACERS (-5.5)
CLIPPERS
CLIPPERS


76&#8242;ERS vs. CELTICS (-12.5)
CELTICS
CELTICS


HEAT vs. MAGIC (-9.5)
HEAT
HEAT


CAVALIERS  vs. PISTONS (+5.5)
CAVALIERS
CAVALIERS


BUCKS vs. HORNETS (-3)
BUCKS
BUCKS


NUGGETS vs. WOLVES (+8.5)
NUGGETS
NUGGETS


WARRIORS vs. SPURS (-13.5)
SPURS
SPURS


MAVERICKS vs. ROCKETS (-4)
MAVERICKS
MAVERICKS


GRIZZLIES  vs. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Sportscasm </strong> contributors <strong>Joshua Holmes</strong> and <strong>Matt Williams</strong> with their NBA predictions against the line for games being played on November 25, 2009.</p>
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<tbody>
<tr>
<th style="background:#DDDDFF;" width="50%">Teams/Line</th>
<th style="background:#DDDDFF;" width="25%"> Joshua Holmes</th>
<th style="background:#DDDDFF;" width="25%"> Matt Williams</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>RAPTORS vs. BOBCATS (-2.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>BOBCATS</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>BOBCATS</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>CLIPPERS vs. PACERS (-5.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center">CLIPPERS</td>
<td align="center">CLIPPERS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>76&#8242;ERS vs. CELTICS (-12.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center">CELTICS</td>
<td align="center">CELTICS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>HEAT vs. MAGIC (-9.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>HEAT</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>HEAT</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>CAVALIERS  vs. PISTONS (+5.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>CAVALIERS</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>CAVALIERS</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>BUCKS vs. HORNETS (-3)</strong></td>
<td align="center">BUCKS</td>
<td align="center">BUCKS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>NUGGETS vs. WOLVES (+8.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>NUGGETS</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>NUGGETS</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>WARRIORS vs. SPURS (-13.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>SPURS</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>SPURS</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>MAVERICKS vs. ROCKETS (-4)</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>MAVERICKS</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>MAVERICKS</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>GRIZZLIES  vs. SUNS (-10.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center">GRIZZLIES</td>
<td align="center"><strong>SUNS</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>KNICKS vs. KINGS (-4)</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>KINGS</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>KINGS</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>NETS vs. BLAZERS (-13)</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>NETS</strong></td>
<td align="center"><strong>NETS</strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>Above Results</strong></td>
<td align="center">8-4 (67%)</td>
<td align="center">9-3 (75%)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>Year-to-Date Records</strong></td>
<td align="center">57-60 (49%)</td>
<td align="center">54-63 (46%)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<p>We will continue to make picks throughout the year and compete head-to-head to see who can correctly predict the most NBA games against the line.</p>
<p><a title="Sportscasm's 2009/10 NBA Award Predictions" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/11/02/sportscasms-2009-10-nba-predictions/" target="_self">Sportscasm&#8217;s 2009/10 NBA Award Predictions</a></p>
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		<title>Expert NBA Picks (November 6, 2009 Games)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sportscasm  contributors Joshua Holmes and Matt Williams with their NBA predictions against the line for games being played on November 6, 2009.



Teams/Line
 Joshua Holmes
 Matt Williams


ATLANTA vs. CHARLOTTE (+2)
ATLANTA
ATLANTA


DETROIT vs. ORLANDO (-14)
*DETROIT
*DETROIT


WASHINGTON vs. INDIANA (+1)
*INDIANA
WASHINGTON


NEW JERSEY vs. PHILADELPHIA (-13)
*NEW JERSEY
PHILADELPHIA


PHOENIX vs. BOSTON (-10.5)
*PHOENIX
BOSTON


DENVER vs. MIAMI (PK)
DENVER
DENVER


MILWAUKEE vs. MINNESOTA (-2.5)
*MILWAUKEE
MINNESOTA


TORONTO vs. NEW ORLEANS (-4)
NEW ORLEANS
NEW [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Sportscasm </strong> contributors <strong>Joshua Holmes</strong> and <strong>Matt Williams</strong> with their NBA predictions against the line for games being played on November 6, 2009.</p>
<table class="wikitable sortable sortable" border="1">
<tbody>
<tr>
<th style="background:#DDDDFF;" width="50%">Teams/Line</th>
<th style="background:#DDDDFF;" width="25%"> Joshua Holmes</th>
<th style="background:#DDDDFF;" width="25%"> Matt Williams</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>ATLANTA vs. CHARLOTTE (+2)</strong></td>
<td align="center">ATLANTA</td>
<td align="center">ATLANTA</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>DETROIT vs. ORLANDO (-14)</strong></td>
<td align="center">*DETROIT</td>
<td align="center">*DETROIT</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>WASHINGTON vs. INDIANA (+1)</strong></td>
<td align="center">*INDIANA</td>
<td align="center">WASHINGTON</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>NEW JERSEY vs. PHILADELPHIA (-13)</strong></td>
<td align="center">*NEW JERSEY</td>
<td align="center">PHILADELPHIA</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>PHOENIX vs. BOSTON (-10.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center">*PHOENIX</td>
<td align="center">BOSTON</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>DENVER vs. MIAMI (PK)</strong></td>
<td align="center">DENVER</td>
<td align="center">DENVER</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>MILWAUKEE vs. MINNESOTA (-2.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center">*MILWAUKEE</td>
<td align="center">MINNESOTA</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>TORONTO vs. NEW ORLEANS (-4)</strong></td>
<td align="center">NEW ORLEANS</td>
<td align="center">NEW ORLEANS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>CLEVELAND vs. NEW YORK (+8)</strong></td>
<td align="center">*CLEVELAND</td>
<td align="center">*CLEVELAND</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>OKLAHOMA CITY vs. HOUSTON (-5)</strong></td>
<td align="center">OKLAHOMA CITY</td>
<td align="center">OKLAHOMA CITY</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>CLIPPERS vs. GOLDEN STATE (-4)</strong></td>
<td align="center">GOLDEN STATE</td>
<td align="center">*CLIPPERS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>MEMPHIS vs. LAKERS (-10)</strong></td>
<td align="center">*LAKERS</td>
<td align="center">MEMPHIS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>SAN ANTONIO vs. PORTLAND (-3.5)</strong></td>
<td align="center">*PORTLAND</td>
<td align="center">SAN ANTONIO</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>Above Results</strong></td>
<td align="center">8-5 (62%)</td>
<td align="center">3-10 (23%)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><strong>Year-to-Date Records</strong></td>
<td align="center">12-13 (48%)</td>
<td align="center">8-17 (32%)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<p>We will continue to make picks throughout the year and compete head-to-head to see who can correctly predict the most NBA games against the line.</p>
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