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		<title>Boston&#8217;s Kendrick Perkins Traded to Oklahoma City, Shane Battier to Memphis Grizzlies</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/24/bostons-kendrick-perkins-traded-to-oklahoma-city-shane-battier-to-memphis-grizzlies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Beating the trade deadline by minutes, a couple of deals have come down the pipe according to tweets by Adrian Wojnarowski at Yahoo Sports:
Boston has agreed to send Kendrick Perkins to OKC for package that includes Jeff Green, sources tell Y!
Houston has traded Shane Battier to Memphis for (Hasheem) Thabeet and a first-round pick, source [...]]]></description>
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<p>Beating the trade deadline by minutes, a couple of deals have come down the pipe according to tweets by <strong>Adrian Wojnarowski</strong> at Yahoo Sports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Boston has agreed to send <strong>Kendrick Perkins</strong> to OKC for package that includes <strong>Jeff Green</strong>, sources tell Y!</p>
<p>Houston has traded <strong>Shane Battier</strong> to <strong>Memphis</strong> for <strong>(Hasheem) Thabeet</strong> and a first-round pick, source tells Y!</p></blockquote>
<p>Oklahoma City will also send <strong>Nenad Krstic</strong> to Boston for Perkins while <strong>Nate Robinson</strong> goes to the <strong>Thunder</strong>.</p>
<p>[PhotoSource: <a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/372599-oklahoma-city-thundercontender-or-pretender">the Bleacher Report</a>]</p>
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		<title>Delonte West&#8217;s Complete Guide to Romancing Your Lady</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/14/delonte-wests-complete-guide-to-romancing-your-lady/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Boston Celtics second year star, Delonte West, wants to show you how it&#8217;s done, how he rolls with his #1 girl.  In an interview with ESPN&#8217;s Louise K. Cornetta of Page 2, Delonte shares his guide to romancing the ladies.  And I must say, the &#8216;yacht&#8217;?  Very nice touch, sir.  Very nice indeed.
With Valentine&#8217;s Day [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Boston Celtics</strong> second year star, <strong>Delonte West</strong>, wants to show you how it&#8217;s done, how he rolls with his #1 girl.  In an interview with <strong>ESPN&#8217;s</strong> <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=cornetta/060214">Louise K. Cornetta of Page 2</a>, Delonte shares his guide to romancing the ladies.  And I must say, the &#8216;yacht&#8217;?  Very nice touch, sir.  Very nice indeed.</p>
<blockquote><p>With Valentine&#8217;s Day upon us, a man has a lot of pressure  to show the lady in his life a perfect night. Delonte has his own  version of what a romantic night should entail. Not every guy believes  romance includes your date getting eaten by a shark or includes fast  food for dinner, but the man who is hoping Beyonce reads this and calls  him shares his ideal romantic night with ESPN&#8217;s Louise K. Cornetta.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve got  the white SL 500. I would tell her, she would have to wear white. She  must have on a white dress, because I&#8217;m going to have on white. I&#8217;d have  told her in the note, she has to wear her hair a certain way, just the  way I like it. So, I pick her up in my white convertible. From there,  I&#8217;d have the music pumping on the radio. The Jim Jones pumping, you  know, &#8216;Summer in Miami&#8217; song pumping. Got to keep a little gangsta, you  can&#8217;t be too soft. You can&#8217;t be in there playing some guy that&#8217;s crying,  talking about don&#8217;t leave me and love me baby, wah wah and all that.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, and it gets so much better from there.  In involves <strong>R. Kelly</strong> and <strong>Popeye&#8217;s Chicken</strong>.  Guys, pay close attention.  Don&#8217;t miss out on Delonte&#8217;s dream date.  The one he&#8217;s hoping <strong>Beyonce</strong> notices&#8230;but presumably <strong>Jay-Z</strong> doesn&#8217;t.  He does realize they&#8217;re married, right?</p>
<p>[Photo Source: <a href="http://www.bostoncelticsreport.com/2010/12/boston-celtics-delonte-west-is-eyeing-mid-january-return-jermaine-oneal-coming-soon-to-practice.html/">Boston Celtics Report</a>]</p>
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		<title>Celtics&#8217; Ray Allen Makes NBA History in Loss to Lakers</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/02/11/celtics-ray-allen-makes-nba-history-in-loss-to-lakers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 06:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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The Boston Celtics and the Los Angeles Lakers.  They&#8230;well, they don&#8217;t like each other very much.  So when Boston&#8217;s Ray Allen broke the record for career 3-pointers early in the game, LA wasn&#8217;t exactly going out of their way to congratulate him.  In fact, it might have given the Lakers that little burst of motivation [...]]]></description>
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<p>The <strong>Boston Celtics </strong>and the <strong>Los Angeles Lakers</strong>.  They&#8230;well, they don&#8217;t like each other very much.  So when Boston&#8217;s <strong>Ray Allen</strong> broke the record for career 3-pointers early in the game, LA wasn&#8217;t exactly going out of their way to congratulate him.  In fact, it might have given the Lakers that little burst of motivation they needed to power past their cross-country rivals to a 92-86 final score.  According to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap;_ylt=AkQhJwRr4H45LOc3t6wvCII5nYcB?gid=2011021002">Yahoo Sports</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Allen became the NBA’s career leader in 3-pointers in the first quarter, but Bryant later put him on the bench in foul trouble during his big second half that rallied Los Angeles from an early 15-point deficit.</p>
<p>&#8230;Allen hit two 3-pointers to pass former <strong>Indiana Pacers</strong> star <strong>Reggie Miller</strong> (2,560), who was sitting courtside calling the game for <strong>TNT</strong>. But Allen made only one more and had 20 points after scoring 12 in the first quarter.</p>
<p>“I almost felt a little embarrassed because there was so much attention surrounding this 3-point record,” Allen said. “It was so overwhelming, but it was a great moment. I’ll remember this for the rest of my life.”</p></blockquote>
<p>He&#8217;d probably remember the game even better if the Celtics had won.</p>
<p>[Photo Source: <a href="http://www.nbadunkers.com/ray-allen/">NBA Dunkers</a>]</p>
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		<title>Larry Bird Keeps His Job as Indiana Pacers&#8217; President&#8230;For Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 05:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Despite sporting an 18-27 record, trailing the Eastern Conference leading Celtics by 17 games and firing their head coach Jim O&#8217;brien, the Indiana Pacers have decided to keep former Celtic great Larry Bird on as team president&#8230;at least until the end of the season.  Sports Illustrated reports:
Owner Herb Simon told The Associated Press on Tuesday [...]]]></description>
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<p>Despite sporting an 18-27 record, trailing the <strong>Eastern Conference</strong> leading <strong>Celtics</strong> by 17 games and firing their head coach Jim O&#8217;brien, the Indiana Pacers have decided to keep former Celtic great <strong>Larry Bird</strong> on as team president&#8230;at least until the end of the season.  <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/basketball/nba/02/01/pacers.bird.ap/index.html?eref=twitter_feed">Sports Illustrated</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>Owner <strong>Herb Simon</strong> told The <strong>Associated Press</strong> on Tuesday that he believes  Bird has performed well under difficult circumstances, and he could be  back next year.</p>
<div style="overflow: hidden; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;">&#8220;I still have an incredible amount of confidence in Larry and his  basketball acumen, his winning tradition,&#8221; Simon said. &#8220;The way he deals  with the basketball side is the way I believe it should be done. I&#8217;m  very satisfied.&#8221;</div>
<div style="overflow: hidden; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;">&#8230;Bird took full control of basketball decisions after the 2007-08 season, when former CEO <strong>Donnie Walsh</strong> left to become the <strong>New York Knicks</strong>&#8216; president. The Pacers went 36-46 in 2008-09 and 32-50 in 2009-10.</div>
<div style="overflow: hidden; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; border: medium none;">&#8220;Even though he&#8217;s had some tough years, there&#8217;s a lot of reasons that  we can explore, why we&#8217;ve had such a tough time,&#8221; Simon said. &#8220;He was  left a very difficult situation &#8211; no cap room, big contracts, a lot of  problems he had no control over.&#8221;</div>
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<p>This is the final year of  Bird&#8217;s contract. Simon says he and Bird will meet after the season to  discuss the future. He said Bird&#8217;s desire to remain in the role will  carry significant weight.</p></div>
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<p>Is this just another of example of a former player who can&#8217;t hack it in the front office?  Perhaps.  But the Pacers have gone through some tough times since Bird was hired in 2003.  After the 2004 brawl with members of the <strong>Detroit Pistons</strong>, the Pacers traded and/or let go several talented players who were discipline problems.  Of course, that was half-a-decade ago, so the time for excuses is quickly coming to an end, if it hasn&#8217;t already.</p>
<p>Even if Bird turns out to be a failure in basketball management, at least he&#8217;s leaps and bounds better than some other player-turned-management types.  <strong>Matt Millen</strong> did nothing but drive the <strong>Detroit Lions</strong> into the ground.  He was so bad, even he <a href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/01/06/matt-millen-admits-he-stunk-as-gm-of-the-detroit-lions/">admits that he &#8217;stunk&#8217;</a> at his job.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/2010/7/22/1582380/nba-general-manager-rankings-pat-riley-heat">SBNation.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>ESPN Releases Newest NBA Power Rankings</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 21:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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It is the season that never seems to end.  There are only 80 games per team, but the post-season in the NBA makes it seem like 160.  So how do good NBA teams keep up their hot runs or bad teams find the the will to get off the snide?  Nobody really knows.  Again, it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>It is the season that never seems to end.  There are only 80 games per team, but the post-season in the <strong>NBA</strong> makes it seem like 160.  So how do good NBA teams keep up their hot runs or bad teams find the the will to get off the snide?  Nobody really knows.  Again, it&#8217;s a ridiculously long season.  But at least we know who&#8217;s got their &#8220;mojo&#8221; working and who needs to pick up the pace the next couple of months because <strong>ESPN</strong> has released this week&#8217;s <a href="http://espn.go.com/nba/powerrankings/_/season/2011/week/14">Power Rankings</a>.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t have time to read the details, we at <strong>Sportscasm</strong> are happy to give you a glimpse of the list, just to see where your favorite team ranks &#8211; or to help you decide which way to bet the next time the Lakers play the Suns.  Check out the Spurs and the Celtics battling for the top spot.</p>
<ol>
<li>San Antonio Spurs</li>
<li>Boston Celtics</li>
<li>Chicago Bulls</li>
<li>Miami Heat</li>
<li>LA Lakers</li>
<li>New Orleans Hornets</li>
<li>Dallas Mavericks</li>
<li>Orlando Magic</li>
<li>Oklahoma City Thunder</li>
<li>Denver Nuggets</li>
<li>Portland Trailblazers</li>
<li>Memphis Grizzlies</li>
<li>Phoenix Suns</li>
<li>Atlanta Hawks</li>
<li>New York Knicks</li>
<li>Utah Jazz</li>
<li>Philadelphia 76ers</li>
<li>LA Clippers</li>
<li>Houston Rockets</li>
<li>Milwaukee Bucks</li>
<li>Charlotte Bobcast</li>
<li>Golden State Warriors</li>
<li>Sacramento Kings</li>
<li>Detroit Pistons</li>
<li>Indiana Pacers</li>
<li>Minnesota Timberwolves</li>
<li>New Jersey Nets</li>
<li>Washington Wizards</li>
<li>Toronto Raptors</li>
<li>Cleveland Cavaliers</li>
</ol>
<p>C&#8217;mon Cavs.  Lebron left months ago.  It&#8217;s time to get over it, pull yourselves together and get back to work.  Wizards and Raptors, don&#8217;t think we don&#8217;t have our eye on you guys as well.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.nerdsonsports.com/tag/nba/">Nerds on Sports</a>]</p>
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		<title>Kevin Garnett Punches Channing Frye of the Suns in the Crotch (VIDEO)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 23:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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To complement his growing catalog of cheap shots, Kevin Garnett of the Boston Celtics decided to punch Channing Frye of the Phoenix Suns directly in the crotch during a jump shot.  Garnett, who looked innocently clueless after the dirty play, was promptly ejected.  Hey, if that&#8217;s one of the moves you need to learn to [...]]]></description>
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To complement his growing catalog of cheap shots, <strong>Kevin Garnett</strong> of the <strong>Boston Celtics</strong> decided to punch <strong>Channing Frye</strong> of the <strong>Phoenix Suns</strong> directly in the crotch during a jump shot.  Garnett, who looked innocently clueless after the dirty play, was promptly ejected.  Hey, if that&#8217;s one of the moves you need to learn to be a great basketball player in the <strong>NBA</strong>, I could probably be a coach.<br />
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		<title>The NBA&#8217;s Top Ten Plays of the Day &#8211; Jan. 28th (VIDEO)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Not able to watch every NBA game?  Need to get your fix of fast breaks and slam dunks?  Check out this video of the top ten plays of the day from NBA tv.  There&#8217;s even a little defense mixed in.  Huh, you say?  Defense&#8230;in the NBA?  Who da thunk that?

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Not able to watch every <strong>NBA</strong> game?  Need to get your fix of fast breaks and slam dunks?  Check out this video of the top ten plays of the day from <strong>NBA tv</strong>.  There&#8217;s even a little defense mixed in.  Huh, you say?  Defense&#8230;in the NBA?  Who da thunk that?<br />
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		<title>Kevin Garnett Injures Lower Leg Against Pistons</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 04:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hrothgar Santana</dc:creator>
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Kevin Garnett was injured Wednesday night as the Celtics played the Pistons.  But apparently his injury has nothing to do with his reconstructed knee, according to ESPN Boston.  Doc Rivers,  the Celtics head coach, told reporters he&#8217;s &#8220;not that concerned&#8221;:
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<p>Kevin Garnett was injured Wednesday night as the Celtics played the Pistons.  But apparently his injury has nothing to do with his reconstructed knee, according to <a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/celtics/post/_/id/4679211/rivers-kg-likely-to-miss-games">ESPN Boston</a>.  Doc Rivers,  the Celtics head coach, told reporters he&#8217;s &#8220;not that concerned&#8221;:</p>
<blockquote><p>“I don’t think it’s bad,” said Rivers. “I’m not that concerned. He’s  going to miss games probably &#8212; I don’t know how many &#8212; but I don’t  think it’ll be that long. Listen, it happens.”</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>“The way he did it, I thought the knee or Achilles,” said Rivers.  “You’ve heard me say it before, an injury when no one is around, that’s  usually a severe one. I was thinking it was a bad one, but let’s hope  not. I don’t think it is, but we&#8217;ll find out later.”</p></blockquote>
<p>The official word from the Celtics is that it is a &#8220;muscle injury to the outside of his right leg, below the knee and above the ankle&#8221;.  The team also stated Garnett will get an MRI tomorrow.</p>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://www.nbadunkers.com/kevin-garnett/">NBA Dunkers</a>]</p>
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		<title>Paul Pierce &#8216;South Beach&#8217; Tweet Slaps LeBron</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The Boston Celtics Paul Pierce took to his Twitter account (@paulpierce34) on Thursday night after the Celtics&#8217; dominating win against the Miami Heat to take a jab at LeBron James and his ill-fated &#8216;Decision&#8217; this past summer where James infamously stated, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1990" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/11/12/paul-pierce-south-beach-tweet-slaps-lebron/paulpierce_lbj_tweet/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1990 aligncenter" title="Paul Pierce 'LeBron South Beach' Tweet (Twitter)" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/paulpierce_lbj_tweet.jpg" alt="Paul Pierce 'LeBron South Beach' Tweet (Twitter)" width="431" height="160" /></a></p>
<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1990" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/11/12/paul-pierce-south-beach-tweet-slaps-lebron/paulpierce_lbj_tweet/"></a>The Boston Celtics <strong>Paul Pierce</strong> took to his Twitter account (<a title="Paul Pierce on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/paulpierce34" target="_blank">@paulpierce34</a>) on Thursday night after the Celtics&#8217; dominating win against the Miami Heat to take a jab at <strong>LeBron James</strong> and his ill-fated &#8216;Decision&#8217; this past summer where James infamously stated, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat.&#8221;</p>
<p>In the Tweet after the Celtics 112-107 win over the Heat, Pierce simply said:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s been a pleasure to bring my talents to south beach now on to Memphis&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>LOL! It doesn&#8217;t get much more direct and funnier than that.</p>
<p>ESPN&#8217;s <strong>Bill Simmons</strong> quickly added via Tweet:</p>
<blockquote><p>Oh sh*t! It&#8217;s on like donkey kong. RT @<a style="color: #9d582e; text-decoration: none; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/paulpierce34">paulpierce34</a>: It&#8217;s been a pleasure to bring my talents to south beach now on to Memphis</p></blockquote>
<p>This insta-feud between the Celtics and Heat is quickly turning into entertaining basketball and and off the court.  Now if only the Heat could be competitive on the basketball court it would be even better.</p>
<p>The Celtics are now 2-0 against the Heat this year.</p>
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		<title>Kevin Garnett Crosses Line, Calls Charlie Villanueva &#8216;Cancer Patient&#8217; During Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 14:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
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NBA basketball thug Kevin Garnett, known almost as much for his over-the-top trash talking than his play these days for the Boston Celtics, crossed a line he shouldn&#8217;t last night with Detroit Pistons forward Charlie Villanueva when he called him a &#8216;cancer patient&#8217; based on how he looks during the game.
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1955" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/11/03/kevin-garnett-crosses-line-calls-charlie-villanueva-cancer-patient/garnett/"></a>NBA basketball thug <strong>Kevin Garnett</strong>, known almost as much for his over-the-top trash talking than his play these days for the <strong>Boston Celtics</strong>, crossed a line he shouldn&#8217;t last night with <strong>Detroit Pistons</strong> forward <strong>Charlie Villanueva</strong> when he called him a &#8216;cancer patient&#8217; based on how he looks during the game.</p>
<p>Villanueva took to his Twitter account early this morning to call out Garnett for his outlandish and despicable taunt:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1951" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/11/03/kevin-garnett-crosses-line-calls-charlie-villanueva-cancer-patient/cv31_cancer_kevin_garnett/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1951  aligncenter" title="Charlie Villanueva's Tweet About Kevin Garnett Saying He Looks Like Cancer Patient" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cv31_cancer_kevin_garnett.jpg" alt="Charlie Villanueva's Tweet About Kevin Garnett Saying He Looks Like Cancer Patient" width="433" height="201" /></a></p>
<p>Villanueva went on to Tweet why the low-class, insensitive jab pissed him off:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1952" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/11/03/kevin-garnett-crosses-line-calls-charlie-villanueva-cancer-patient/cv31_cancer_kevin_garnett_trash/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1952 aligncenter" title="Charlie Villanueva On Why Kevin Garnett Pissed Him Off" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cv31_cancer_kevin_garnett_trash.jpg" alt="Charlie Villanueva On Why Kevin Garnett Pissed Him Off" width="434" height="202" /></a></p>
<p>Garnett has been a glorified thug on the court for several years, perhaps his entire career. His unintelligible rant after he won a title with the Celtics a few years back was eye-opening.</p>
<p>Kevin Garnett just lacks common sense. Obviously, nothing seems off limits to him.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve seen KG play several times in person, and even once with him sidelined in street clothes, and it&#8217;s always the same, him yelling and screaming obscenities at other players, no matter if he is on the court or not.  He didn&#8217;t give a damn if there was dozens of kids sitting in the lower bowl of the arena that could hear every word he was yelling at his opponents.</p>
<p>Almost all of us have lost a close friend or family member to cancer. It is ugly, disgusting, and doesn&#8217;t discriminate who it strikes.</p>
<p>There are some things in life, cancer for sure being one of them, that you don&#8217;t joke about or use to talk trash to another human.  I am not sure I am a believer in karma, but I do believe cancer, unfortunately ends up reaching and claiming people close to us at one point or another.</p>
<p>Hopefully, some good can come out of this sad incident.  Garnett will apologize. The NBA might even fine him.  I just hope he is sincere in his apology.</p>
<p><a title="Follow Charlie Villanueva on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/#!/CV31" target="_blank">Follow Charlie Villanueva on Twitter</a></p>
<p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: Kevin Garnett has responded and lies claims that he said Charlie was cancerous to his team and the league.</p>
<blockquote><p>“I am aware there was a major miscommunication regarding something I said on the court last night,&#8221; Garnett said in a statement from his representatives released by the Celtics. &#8220;My comment to Charlie Villanueva was in fact, ‘You are cancerous to your team and our league.’ I would never be insensitive to the brave struggle that cancer patients endure. I have lost loved ones to this deadly disease and have a family member currently undergoing treatment. I would never say anything that distasteful. The game of life is far bigger than the game of basketball.”</p></blockquote>
<p>First, I think Garnett is lying. Secondly, his explanation is not much better than what Villanueva claims he said.</p>
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