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		<title>Complete SEC Football 2012 Schedules</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Here is a look at all of the 2012 SEC Football Schedules from every school in the new SEC including Missouri and Texas A&#38;M.
ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE
Sept. 1: Michigan (Dallas)
Sept. 8: WESTERN KENTUCKY
Sept. 15: at Arkansas
Sept. 22: FLORIDA ATLANTIC
Sept. 29: OLE MISS
Oct. 13: at Missouri
Oct. 20: at Tennessee
Oct. 27: MISSISSIPPI STATE
Nov. 3: at LSU
Nov. 10: TEXAS [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here is a look at all of the <strong>2012 SEC Football Schedules</strong> from every school in the new SEC including Missouri and Texas A&amp;M.</p>
<p><strong>ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE</strong><br />
Sept. 1: Michigan (Dallas)<br />
Sept. 8: WESTERN KENTUCKY<br />
Sept. 15: at Arkansas<br />
Sept. 22: FLORIDA ATLANTIC<br />
Sept. 29: OLE MISS<br />
Oct. 13: at Missouri<br />
Oct. 20: at Tennessee<br />
Oct. 27: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Nov. 3: at LSU<br />
Nov. 10: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 17: WESTERN CAROLINA<br />
Nov. 24: AUBURN</p>
<p><strong>ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: JACKSONVILLE STATE<br />
Sept. 8: LOUISIANA-MONROE<br />
Sept. 15: ALABAMA<br />
Sept. 29: vs. Texas A&amp;M<br />
Oct. 6: at Auburn<br />
Oct. 13: KENTUCKY<br />
Oct. 27: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 3: TULSA<br />
Nov. 10: at South Carolina<br />
Nov. 17: at Mississippi State<br />
Nov. 24: LSU</p>
<p><strong>AUBURN TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: Clemson (Chik-fil-A kickoff classic)<br />
Sept. 8: at Mississippi State<br />
Sept. 22: LSU<br />
Oct. 6: ARKANSAS<br />
Oct. 13: at Ole Miss<br />
Oct. 20: at Vanderbilt<br />
Oct. 27: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 10: GEORGIA<br />
Nov. 24: at Alabama<br />
Non-Conference Opponents: Clemson, ULM, New Mexico State, Alabama A&amp;M</p>
<p><strong>FLORIDA GATORS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: BOWLING GREEN<br />
Sept. 8: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
Sept. 15: at Tennessee<br />
Sept. 22: KENTUCKY<br />
Oct. 6: LSU<br />
Oct. 13: at Vanderbilt<br />
Oct. 20: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 27: vs. Georgia (Jacksonville)<br />
Nov. 3: MISSOURI<br />
Nov. 10: LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE<br />
Nov. 17: JACKSONVILLE STATE<br />
Nov. 24: Florida State</p>
<p><strong>GEORGIA BULLDOGS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: BUFFALO<br />
Sept. 8: at Missouri<br />
Sept: 15 FLORIDA ATLANTIC<br />
Sept. 22: VANDERBILT<br />
Sept. 29: TENNESSEE<br />
Oct. 6: at South Carolina<br />
Oct. 20: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 27: vs. Florida (Jacksonville)<br />
Nov. 3: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 10: at Auburn<br />
Nov. 17: GEORGIA SOUTHERN<br />
Nov. 24: GEORGIA TECH</p>
<p><strong>KENTUCKY WILDCATS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: at Louisville<br />
Sept. 8: KENT STATE<br />
Sept. 15: WESTERN KENTUCKY<br />
Sept. 22: at Florida<br />
Sept. 29: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 6: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Oct. 13: at Arkansas<br />
Oct. 20: GEORGIA<br />
Oct. 27: at Missouri<br />
Nov. 3: VANDERBILT<br />
Nov. 17: SAMFORD<br />
Nov. 24: at Tennessee</p>
<p><strong>LSU TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: NORTH TEXAS<br />
Sept. 8: WASHINGTON<br />
Sept. 15: IDAHO<br />
Sept. 22: at Auburn<br />
Sept. 29: Towson<br />
Oct. 6: at Florida<br />
Oct. 13: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 20: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 3: ALABAMA<br />
Nov. 10: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Nov. 17: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 24: at Arkansas</p>
<p><strong>OLE MISS REBELS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: CENTRAL ARKANSAS<br />
Sept. 8: UTEP<br />
Sept. 15: TEXAS<br />
Sept. 22: at Tulane<br />
Sept. 29: at Alabama<br />
Oct. 6: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Oct. 13: AUBURN<br />
Oct. 27: at Arkansas<br />
Nov. 3: at Georgia<br />
Nov. 10: VANDERBILT<br />
Nov. 17: at LSU<br />
Nov. 24: MISSISSIPPI STATE</p>
<p><strong>MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: JACKSON STATE<br />
Sept. 8: AUBURN<br />
Sept. 15: at Troy<br />
Sept. 22: SOUTH ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 6: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 13: TENNESSEE<br />
Oct. 20: MTSU<br />
Oct. 27: at Alabama<br />
Nov. 3: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 10: at LSU<br />
Nov. 17: ARKANSAS<br />
Nov. 24: at Ole Miss</p>
<p><strong>MISSOURI TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 8: GEORGIA<br />
Sept. 15: ARIZONA STATE<br />
Sept. 22: at South Carolina<br />
Oct. 6: VANDERBILT<br />
Oct. 13: ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 27: KENTUCKY<br />
Nov. 3: at Florida<br />
Nov. 10: at Tennessee<br />
Nov. 24: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
FOUR OPEN DATES TO SCHEDULE THREE NON-CONFERENCE OPPONENTS</p>
<p><strong>SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS</strong><br />
Aug. 30: at Vanderbilt<br />
Sept. 8: EAST CAROLINA<br />
Sept. 15: UAB<br />
Sept. 22: MISSOURI<br />
Sept. 29: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 6: GEORGIA<br />
Oct. 13: at LSU<br />
Oct. 20: at Florida<br />
Oct. 27: TENNESSEE<br />
Nov. 10: ARKANSAS<br />
Nov. 17: WOFFORD<br />
Nov. 24: at Clemson</p>
<p><strong>TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: N.C. State (chick fil-a kickoff)<br />
Sept. 8: GEORGIA STATE<br />
Sept. 15: FLORIDA<br />
Sept. 22: AKRON<br />
Sept. 29: at Georgia<br />
Oct. 13: at Mississippi State<br />
Oct. 20: ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 27: at South Carolina<br />
Nov. 3: TROY<br />
Nov. 10: MISSOURI<br />
Nov. 17: at Vanderbilt<br />
Nov. 24: KENTUCKY</p>
<p><strong>TEXAS A&amp;M AGGIES</strong><br />
Sept. 1: McNEESE STATE<br />
Sept. 8: FLORIDA<br />
Sept. 15: at SMU<br />
Sept. 22: TBD<br />
Sept. 29: vs. Arkansas<br />
Oct. 6: at Ole Miss<br />
Oct. 20: LSU<br />
Oct. 27: at Auburn<br />
Nov. 3: at Mississippi State<br />
Nov. 10: at Alabama<br />
Nov. 24: MISSOURI</p>
<p><strong>VANDERBILT COMMODORES</strong><br />
Aug. 30: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Sept. 8 at Northwestern<br />
Sept. 15 PRESBYTERIAN<br />
Sept. 22: at Georgia<br />
Oct. 6: at Missouri<br />
Oct. 13: FLORIDA<br />
Oct. 20: AUBURN<br />
Oct. 27: UMASS<br />
Nov. 3: at Kentucky<br />
Nov. 10: at Ole Miss<br />
Nov. 17: TENNESSEE<br />
Nov. 24: at Wake Forest</p>
<p>[per <a title="SEC 2012 Schedules" href="http://outkickthecoverage.com/complete-2012-sec-football-schedule.php" target="_blank">Outkick the Coverage</a>]</p>
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		<title>How to Get Cam Newton to Play for Your School</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 04:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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FootballWeekly.com has created a site HireCamNewton.com in a funny stab at the numerous rumors that Auburn Tigers quarterback Cam Newton accepted a large sum of cash to play for the Tigers.
The website allows you to decide where Cameron will be playing college football next by voting for your favorite college team.
According to the site:
Cam Newton [...]]]></description>
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<p><a title="Football Weekly" href="http://footballweekly.com" target="_blank">FootballWeekly.com</a> has created a site <a title="Hire Cam Newton" href="http://hirecamnewton.com" target="_blank">HireCamNewton.com</a> in a funny stab at the numerous rumors that <strong>Auburn Tigers</strong> quarterback <strong>Cam Newton</strong> accepted a large sum of cash to play for the Tigers.</p>
<p>The website allows you to decide where Cameron will be playing college football next by voting for your favorite college team.</p>
<p>According to the site:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Cam Newton Suspended? </strong><br />
Welcome to HireCamNewton.com, where your vote could make your college a whole lot better next year!<br />
The Winning school will receive <strong>$200,000 from<a style="color: #006600; text-decoration: none;" href="http://footballweekly.com/">FootballWeekly.com</a></strong> that will go towards hiring Cam Newton to play Quarterback at your college!<br />
<strong>We will even throw in a heisman for free!</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>The leader so far in the polling is the <strong>Memphis Tigers</strong> who could for sure use Newton or even just a good junior high quarterback.</p>
<p>Kudos for Football Weekly for being creative and having fun with the Newton madness!</p>
<p>The NCAA will likely decide soon on the fate of Newton&#8217;s collegiate football career.</p>
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		<title>Polar Opposites Meet Head-to-Head Saturday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Watson</dc:creator>
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Two virtually identical teams in the SEC (Southeastern Conference) replaced their coaches last season. Though the teams were identical the coaching hires were complete opposites.
2008 UT Vols                                     2008 Auburn Tigers
5-7 record             [...]]]></description>
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<p>Two virtually identical teams in the <strong>SEC (Southeastern Conference)</strong><strong> </strong>replaced their coaches last season. Though the teams were identical the coaching hires were complete opposites.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>2008 UT Vols                                     2008 Auburn Tigers</strong></p>
<p>5-7 record                                                5-7 record</p>
<p>3,225 total yards                                   3,677 total yards</p>
<p>208 total points                                    208 total points</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Lane Kiffin </strong>joined the Tennessee Vols with a super staff of Coordinators including his father, Monte Kiffin. From day one Lane Kiffin has made sure his voice and face were heard and seen in the media. He has become a go-to sound bite for reporters. Kiffin has made it a mission to get his name and the Vols in the headlines nationwide.</p>
<p><strong>Gene Chizik,</strong> a former Auburn defensive coordinator, filled the vacant spot left by Tommy Tuberville. He did not make promises rolling over the Tide or drag Auburn through an off-season media circus. Chizik&#8217;s (5-19) record in his two seasons at Iowa State, and his stoic demeanor left a lot of Auburn fans not excited about his hiring. Like Kiffin, Chizik brought in a very well known and balanced set of coordinators to help rebuild the Auburn Tigers.</p>
<p>The much more heralded Kiffin is (2-2) while Chizik is sitting at (4-0). The Vols routed Western Kentucky 63-7 in their first game, but have looked pretty average since. The Tigers, under offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn are averaging 45 points per game after putting up 54 on Ball State. Auburn is scoring points in bunches and Tennessee has a stingy defense. So something will have to give this Saturday. I will be watching to see if Auburn can put up points on a great defense, and whether or not Tennessee can beat a team in a big boy conference.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-215" title="LaneKiffin" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/LaneKiffin-300x199.jpg" alt="LaneKiffin" width="210" height="139" /><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-216" title="GeneChizik" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/GeneChizik-300x199.jpg" alt="GeneChizik" width="210" height="139" /></p>
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