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		<title>Robert Griffin III Wins 77th Heisman Trophy Award</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 04:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Baylor Bears quarterback Robert Griffin III won the prestigious Heisman Trophy award today that is given to the nation&#8217;s best football player by the New York Downtown Athletic Club.
RG3, a junior at Baylor, completed 72% of his passes while throwing for 3,998 yards and 36 touchdowns.  He received 405 first place votes.
Stanford Cardinal quarterback Andrew [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Baylor Bears</strong> quarterback <strong>Robert Griffin III </strong><a title="Robert Griffin III Wins Heisman Trophy Award" href="http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7339011/robert-griffin-iii-baylor-bears-wins-77th-heisman-trophy" target="_blank">won the prestigious Heisman Trophy award</a> today that is given to the nation&#8217;s best football player by the New York Downtown Athletic Club.</p>
<p>RG3, a junior at Baylor, completed 72% of his passes while throwing for 3,998 yards and 36 touchdowns.  He received 405 first place votes.</p>
<p><strong>Stanford Cardinal</strong> quarterback <strong>Andrew Luck </strong>was the runner-up to Griffin III.  Alabama&#8217;s <strong>Trent Richardson</strong> was third, followed by Wisconsin&#8217;s <strong>Montee Ball</strong> and LSU&#8217;s <strong>Tyrann Mathieu</strong>.</p>
<p><strong>2011 Heisman Trophy Voting Results (first place votes)</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>Robert Griffin III (Baylor) &#8211; 1,687 (405)</li>
<li>Andrew Luck (Stanford) &#8211; 1,407 (247)</li>
<li>Trent Richardson (Alabama) &#8211; 978 (138)</li>
<li>Montee Ball (Wisconsin) &#8211; 348</li>
<li>Tyrann Mathieu (LSU) &#8211; 327</li>
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<p>Griffin III wore Superman socks under his suit. The socks came complete with their own cape.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-8318" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/10/robert-griffin-iii-wins-77th-heisman-trophy-award/robert-griffin-iii-superman-socks/"><img class="size-full wp-image-8318 aligncenter" title="Robert Griffin III Superman Socks" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Robert-Griffin-III-Superman-Socks.png" alt="Robert Griffin III Superman Socks" width="384" height="400" /></a></p>
<p>Congrats to RG3 and all of the finalists!</p>
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		<title>2010 Week 8 BSC College Football Standings (First Installment)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/10/17/2010-week-8-bsc-college-football-standings-first-installment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 01:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The first installment of the 2010 BSC Standings complete with a nice gift to the University of Oklahoma.




Teams/Line
AVG.
PVS
Record


1. Oklahoma
.9215
NR
6-0


2. Oregon
.8921
NR
6-0


3. Boise State
.8898
NR
6-0


4. Auburn
.8641
NR
7-0


5. TCU
.8573
NR
7-0


6. LSU
.8245
NR
7-0


7. Michigan State
.7628
NR
7-0


8. Alabama
.6654
NR
6-1


9. Utah
.6540
NR
6-0


10. Ohio State
.5726
NR
6-1


11. Missouri
.5491
NR
6-0


12. Stanford
.5374
NR
5-1


13. Wisconsin
.5335
NR
6-1


14. Oklahoma State
.5261
NR
6-0


15. Iowa
.4824
NR
5-1




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<p>The first installment of the <strong>2010 BSC Standings</strong> complete with a nice gift to the University of Oklahoma.<br />
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<tr>
<th>Teams/Line</th>
<th>AVG.</th>
<th>PVS</th>
<th>Record</th>
</tr>
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<td>1. <strong>Oklahoma</strong></td>
<td>.9215</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-0</td>
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<tr>
<td>2. <strong>Oregon</strong></td>
<td>.8921</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>3. <strong>Boise State</strong></td>
<td>.8898</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-0</td>
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<td>4. <strong>Auburn</strong></td>
<td>.8641</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>7-0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>5. <strong>TCU</strong></td>
<td>.8573</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>7-0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>6. <strong>LSU</strong></td>
<td>.8245</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>7-0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>7. <strong>Michigan State</strong></td>
<td>.7628</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>7-0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>8. <strong>Alabama</strong></td>
<td>.6654</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-1</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>9. <strong>Utah</strong></td>
<td>.6540</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>10. <strong>Ohio State</strong></td>
<td>.5726</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-1</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>11. <strong>Missouri</strong></td>
<td>.5491</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>12. <strong>Stanford</strong></td>
<td>.5374</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>5-1</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>13. <strong>Wisconsin</strong></td>
<td>.5335</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-1</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>14. <strong>Oklahoma State</strong></td>
<td>.5261</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>6-0</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>15. <strong>Iowa</strong></td>
<td>.4824</td>
<td>NR</td>
<td>5-1</td>
</tr>
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		<title>Spurrier files complaint against the Crimson Tide</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/10/21/spurrier-files-complaint-against-the-crimson-tide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Watson</dc:creator>
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South Carolina Gamecocks coach Steve Spurrier and school officials have filed a complaint against Alabama after their 20-6 loss. Spurrier believes that the Crimson Tide holder put a small piece of white tape on the ground to spot PATs and field goals.
I thought you just had to put it on the ground. But they had [...]]]></description>
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<p>South Carolina Gamecocks coach <strong>Steve Spurrier</strong> and school officials have filed a complaint against Alabama after their 20-6 loss. Spurrier believes that the Crimson Tide holder put a small piece of white tape on the ground to spot PATs and field goals.</p>
<blockquote><p>I thought you just had to put it on the ground. But they had a little piece of white tape or something, and I looked at it on tape and I said, &#8216;What&#8217;s that little piece of white there?&#8217; Then after the guy kicked it he grabbed it and put it back in his pocket,&#8221; Spurrier said.</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">Honestly I had no idea that Spurrier was such an astute film watcher, but if the film shows that it will be interesting to hear Alabama&#8217;s reasoning behind it. When you are the #2 in the nation breaking little rules might make people wonder what other rules are they breaking. Alabama is currently on probation for major penalties stemming from a textbook scandal. Here is the rule in question&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The NCAA football rulebook (Rule 6-3; Article 10; subsection d) says: Any device or material used to mark the spot of a scrimmage place kick or elevate the ball makes the kick illegal. The penalty is &#8220;illegal kick&#8221; and is five yards from the previous spot.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">So the penalty for this rule in the game is nothing but a 5-yard penalty. Not much of a big deal, but what if SEC officials go back and review every kick and throw them all out. If that were the case, only one game would be affected. The Tide beat Virigina Tech by 10 points. There were 14 points in that game that came from kicks.</p>
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