http://sportscasm.com Sports + Sarcasm = ^ Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:32:49 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en NFL commish Roger Goodell suspended New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton for 1-year starting April 1st for the Saints bounty program that took place under former Defensive Coordinator Gregg Williams.  Williams has been suspended indefinitely. Saints Punishment per ESPN: Saints coach Sean Payton has been suspended for one year, former defensive ... http://sportscasm.com/2012/03/21/nfl-suspends-saints-coach-sean-payton-for-1-year/ Evil stepfather John Elway has traded quarterback Tim Tebow to the New York Jets for a 4th round pick and 6th round pick in the 2012 NFL Draft. The move was just a matter of time after the Denver Broncos signed future Hall of Fame quarterback Peyton Manning on Tuesday. Tebow will ... http://sportscasm.com/2012/03/21/elway-trades-tim-tebow-to-the-n-y-jets-for-a-4th-rounder/ Blake Griffin, of the L.A. Clippers, threw it down so hard on the Oklahoma City Thunder's Kendrick Perkins tonight that he might have destroyed Perkins for the foreseeable future. In one of the most powerful dunks in recent NBA history Griffin took a pass off the pick-n-roll from Chris Paul and ... http://sportscasm.com/2012/01/30/blake-griffin-posterizes-kendrick-perkins-with-terrorizing-dunk-video/ Here is a look at all of the 2012 SEC Football Schedules from every school in the new SEC including Missouri and Texas A&M. ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE Sept. 1: Michigan (Dallas) Sept. 8: WESTERN KENTUCKY Sept. 15: at Arkansas Sept. 22: FLORIDA ATLANTIC Sept. 29: OLE MISS Oct. 13: at Missouri Oct. 20: at Tennessee Oct. 27: MISSISSIPPI STATE Nov. ... http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/28/complete-sec-football-2012-schedules/ Legendary Philadelphia sports columnist Bill Conlin has resigned from the Philadelphia Daily News in the wake of a story by Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Nancy Phillips that accuses him of sexual molestation/abuse of children. Per Deadspin: The Philadelphia Inquirer's top investigative reporter, Nancy Phillips, has written a story containing what we're told are ... http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/20/famed-sports-columnist-bill-conlin-resigns-over-child-molestation-claims/ Tim Tebow fever and hysteria has hit an all-time high in the wake of the Denver Broncos winning streak from a series of late-game heroics.  That pitch has hit an all-time high this week and Saturday Night Live didn't bypass a comedic opportunity to cash in on the Tebow craze. In ... http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/18/saturday-night-live-exposes-jesus-christs-locker-room-visit-to-tim-tebow-video/ Sports Illustrated is not going to pass on an opportunity to sell more magazines as they are cashing in on the Tim Tebow excitement by putting him on the cover of the December 19, 2011 issue. The cover title: "TEBOW! - Amazing, Incredible, Phenomenal, Mind-Blowing, Incomprehensible, Unbelievable..." It's a big week as ... http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/14/tim-tebow-graciously-awesome-on-cover-of-new-sports-illustrated/ The New York Post is reporting that legendary New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter sends off his one-night stands with an autographed baseball...signed by himself of course. “Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the ... http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/13/derek-jeter-sends-off-one-night-stands-with-autographed-baseball/ Pretty fun auto-tuned clips of ESPN's Skip Bayless praising Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow with his 'All he does is win!" mantra. Special cameos by Hulk 'Hollywood' Hogan and Stephen A. Smith. http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/13/skip-bayless-auto-tuned-tebow-praise-song-all-he-does-is-win-video/ Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, fresh off a divorce, is denying rumors that she is dating Denver Broncos star quarterback Tim Tebow.  She watched the Broncos win over the Chicago Bears on Sunday from the Tebow family box at the game. She tweeted: "Hearing a lot of crazy rumors but rest assured ... http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/13/lindsey-vonn-denies-she-is-dating-tim-tebow/