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		<title>Patriots Rookie Brandon Spikes Alleged Sex Tape Causing Uproar</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/09/02/patriots-rookie-brandon-spikes-alleged-sex-tape-causing-uproar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A steamy sex tape starring New England Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes, that is making it&#8217;s rounds on the internet, is causing an uproar in Boston and could land Spikes in NFL commissioner Roger Gooddell&#8217;s office.
Spikes&#8217; agent Terry Watson has been doing damage control for his client the past few days and claims that Spikes is a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1690" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/09/02/patriots-rookie-brandon-spikes-alleged-sex-tape-causing-uproar/spikes_chatroulette/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1690 alignright" title="Bradon Spikes Chatroulette Sex Tape" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spikes_chatroulette.jpg" alt="Bradon Spikes Chatroulette Sex Tape" width="260" height="190" /></a>A steamy sex tape starring <strong>New England Patriots</strong> linebacker <strong>Brandon Spikes</strong>, that is making it&#8217;s rounds on the internet, is causing an uproar in Boston and could land Spikes in NFL commissioner <strong>Roger Gooddell&#8217;s</strong> office.</p>
<p>Spikes&#8217; agent<strong> Terry Watson </strong>has been doing damage control for his client the past few days and claims that Spikes is a high character guy and doing great things in the Boston community. (He didn&#8217;t release their names though, <img src='http://sportscasm.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
<p>The sex tape/video appeared on <strong>Chatroulette </strong>as Spikes and a woman engaged in oral sex.  Video and Photos of the romp first appeared on <a href="http://worldstarhiphop.com" target="_blank">WorldStarHipHop.com</a></p>
<p>The scandal has <a title="Spikes loses Reebok marketing deal" href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/09/sex-tape-snafu-causes-lost-reebok-marketing-deal-for-patriots-brandon-spikes/1" target="_blank">already cost Spikes a Reebok</a> marketing deal.</p>
<p>[source: <a title="Bradon Spikes Sex Tape" href="http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2010/09/01/report-patriots-rookie-steamy-video/" target="_blank">fox news</a>]</p>
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		<title>MASN Fires Broadcaster Rob Dibble for Slamming Stephen Strasburg</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/09/01/masn-fires-broadcaster-rob-dibble-for-slamming-stephen-strasburg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rob Dibble, the voice of the Washington Nationals, has been fired by WASN after disparaging comments he made about Nationals ace Stephen Strasburg on his XM radio show.  Strasburg replaced Don Sutton as the voice of the Nats in 2009.
&#8220;So for me, a little bit has to be put back on Strasburg here,&#8221; Dibble said. &#8220;OK, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Rob Dibble</strong>, the voice of the <strong>Washington Nationals</strong>, <a title="Rob Dibble Fired by Nationals" href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2010/09/washington-nationals-ax-rob-dibble-in-wake-of-stephen-strasburg-comments/1" target="_blank">has been fired by WASN</a> after disparaging comments he made about Nationals ace <strong>Stephen Strasburg</strong> on his XM radio show.  Strasburg replaced <strong>Don Sutton</strong> as the voice of the Nats in 2009.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;So for me, a little bit has to be put back on Strasburg here,&#8221; Dibble said. &#8220;OK, you throw a pitch, it bothers your arm, and you immediately call out the manager and the trainer? Suck it up, kid. This is your profession. You chose to be a baseball player. You can&#8217;t have the cavalry come in and save your butt every time you feel a little stiff shoulder, sore elbow. &#8230; Stop crying, go out there and pitch. Period.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Dibble who is and always has been an idiot was just that in his comments on Strasburg, but did he deserve to get fired for them?  I think it comes down to the fact that Strasburg is the start of the organization and Dibble is dispensable and can be easily replaced.  Strasburg is a once in a blue moon pitching sensation.</p>
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		<title>Michelle Beadle Rocks Letterman (In a Red Dress of Course) Pics</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/09/01/michelle-beadle-rocks-letterman-in-a-red-dress-of-course-pics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Michelle Beadle rocked the sports world and men in general at the ESPY Awards earlier this year when she appeared in a smoking hot red dress.
Tonight, Michelle is on David Letterman wearing&#8230;.a sexy red dress of course.  It is not the same dress but red must for sure be her power color.
Tune in tonight to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-1681" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/09/01/michelle-beadle-rocks-letterman-in-a-red-dress-of-course-pics/beadleredletterman/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1681 aligncenter" title="Michelle Beadle on David Letterman (RED DRESS)" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/beadleredletterman.jpg" alt="Michelle Beadle on David Letterman (RED DRESS)" width="361" height="445" /></a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-1681" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/09/01/michelle-beadle-rocks-letterman-in-a-red-dress-of-course-pics/beadleredletterman/"></a>Michelle Beadle </strong>rocked the sports world and men in general at the <strong>ESPY Awards</strong> earlier this year when she appeared in a smoking hot red dress.</p>
<p>Tonight, Michelle is on<strong> David Letterman</strong> wearing&#8230;.a sexy red dress of course.  It is not the same dress but red must for sure be her power color.</p>
<p>Tune in tonight to see the woman that whips Erin Andrews under the table.</p>
<p><a title="Michelle Beadle Smoking Hot at ESPYS" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/07/14/michelle-beadle-banging-hot-at-the-2010-espys-photo/" target="_self">Photo of Beadle Rocking Red Dress at ESPYS</a></p>

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		<title>MTSU Suspends Star QB Dwight Dasher Indefinitely</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/27/mtsu-suspends-star-qb-dwight-dasher-indefinitely/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The MTSU Blue Raiders have suspended star quarterback Dwight Dasher indefinitely and now some facts are starting to surface as to what in fact caused the suspension.
An insider within the MTSU program says that Dasher took a $1,500 loan from a bookie.
He likely isn&#8217;t done playing for the Blue Raiders unless the NCAA says otherwise, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <strong>MTSU Blue Raiders</strong> have suspended star quarterback <strong>Dwight Dasher </strong>indefinitely and now some facts are starting to surface as to what in fact caused the suspension.</p>
<p>An insider within the MTSU program says that Dasher took a $1,500 loan from a bookie.</p>
<p>He likely isn&#8217;t done playing for the Blue Raiders unless the NCAA says otherwise, but he likely will miss several games.</p>
<p>It has to be troubling and eye-opening to the NCAA that the loan came from a bookie.  Any time gambling or a bookie is involved it causes concerns about fixing games, etc.</p>
<p>Reportedly there was no involvement with a sports agent.</p>
<p>The suspension is for sure a big hit to the rising MTSU program.  They start their season at home against <strong>Minnesota </strong>and <strong>Austin Peay,</strong> before playing on the road to play <strong>Memphis </strong>and <strong>Louisiana-Lafayette</strong>.</p>
<p>The rest of the schedule includes <strong>Troy </strong>(H), <strong>Georgia Tech</strong> (A), <strong>Louisiana Monroe</strong> (H), <strong>Arkansas State</strong> (A), <strong>North Texas</strong> (H), <strong>Western Kentucky</strong> (A), <strong>Florida Atlantic</strong> (H), and <strong>Florida International</strong> (A)</p>
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		<title>Nationals Stephen Strasburg to Miss 2011 Season with Torn Ligament</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/27/nationals-stephen-strasburg-to-miss-2011-season-with-torn-ligament/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad news for the Washington Nationals. Word is out that their #1 super-stud pitching prospect Stephen Strasburg, who briefly lit the 2010 season on fire with his dominant pitching performances, will miss the 2011 season after suffering a torn ligament in his right elbow.
The Nationals made Strasburg the #1 pick in the 2009 draft and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bad news for the <strong>Washington Nationals</strong>. Word is out that their #1 super-stud pitching prospect<strong> Stephen Strasburg</strong>, who briefly lit the 2010 season on fire with his dominant pitching performances, <a title="Strasburg to Miss 2011" href="http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/08/27/nationals-phenom-stephen-strasburg-will-likely-miss-2011-season/" target="_blank">will miss the 2011 season</a> after suffering a torn ligament in his right elbow.</p>
<p>The Nationals made Strasburg the #1 pick in the 2009 draft and signed him to a record $15 million signing bonus.</p>
<p>His quick dazzle and injury fizzle immediately conjures up images of the once promising careers of <strong>Kerry Wood</strong>, <strong>Ben McDonald</strong>, and <strong>Mark Prior </strong>among baseball fans.</p>
<p>In positive news for Nationals fans, 2010 #1 pick <strong>Bryce Harper</strong> took batting practice at the Nationals park yesterday and launched several bombs into the upper deck.</p>
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		<title>Will Barton Cleared to Play for Memphis, NCAA Reverses Ruling</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/20/will-barton-cleared-to-play-for-memphis-ncaa-reverses-ruling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 01:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The word out of the Bluff City tonight is that the NCAA has reversed its previous ruling and that top 10 recruit Will Barton will be allowed to play for Josh Pastner and the University of Memphis Tigers this fall.
Both Dan Wolken reported the news via his Twitter:
Source just told me Will Barton has been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-468" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/11/16/1-recruiting-class-for-memphis-tigers-gets-even-stronger/memwill/"><img class="size-full wp-image-468 aligncenter" title="Memphis Tigers Will Barton #11 2010 Recruit" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/memwill.jpg" alt="Memphis Tigers Will Barton #11 2010 Recruit" width="339" height="526" /></a></p>
<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-468" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/11/16/1-recruiting-class-for-memphis-tigers-gets-even-stronger/memwill/"></a>The word out of the Bluff City tonight is that the <strong>NCAA </strong>has reversed its previous ruling and that top 10 recruit <strong>Will Barton</strong> will be allowed to play for <strong>Josh Pastner</strong> and the <strong>University of Memphis Tigers</strong> this fall.</p>
<p>Both <strong>Dan Wolken</strong> reported the news <a title="Dan Wolken on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/danwolken" target="_blank">via his Twitter</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Source just told me Will Barton has been cleared to play for Memphis this season. The NCAA reversed its ruling.</p>
<p>Barton news is confirmed. Memphis sending out press release momentarily.</p>
<p>I heard a week ago the NCAA &#8220;missed something&#8221; among the 2,000 pages that were submitted on Barton. Whatever it was, obviously they found.</p>
<p>Certainly an eventful day on the U of M basketball beat. There have been a lot of them the past four years, have there not?</p>
<p>Barton&#8217;s eligibility obviously huge for Memphis on many levels, but his impact on their rebounding might be biggest of all.</p>
<p><a title="Dan Wolken on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/danwolken" target="_blank">Follow Dan Wolken on Twitter</a></p></blockquote>
<p>The <a title="NCAA Rules Memphis Top Recruit Will Barton Ineligible" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/05/ncaa-rules-will-barton-ineligible-for-memphis-tigers/" target="_self">NCAA had ruled Barton ineligible on August 8th</a> for taking too many semesters to graduate high school.</p>
<p>Great news for the Tigers for sure.  Barton handled the initial ruling with a lot of grace and maturity. By all reports he is a good kid, happy for him.</p>
<p>Head coach Josh Pastner&#8217;s video response:<span id="more-1664"></span></p>
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		<title>Feds Indicting Roger Clemens for Perjury, Lying to Congress</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/19/feds-indicting-roger-clemens-for-perjury-lying-to-congress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The Feds have decided to come hard after Roger Clemens for perjury. The Federal government plans to indict Clemens for lying to Congress, under oath, about taking performance enhancing drugs during Feb 2008 congressional hearings according to The New York Times.
The indictment comes nearly two and half years after Clemens and his former trainer Brian McNamee testified [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1661" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/19/feds-indicting-roger-clemens-for-perjury-lying-to-congress/clemens/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1661 aligncenter" title="Roger Clemens Congressional Testimony (Perjury Charges)" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/clemens.jpg" alt="Roger Clemens Congressional Testimony (Perjury Charges)" width="320" height="240" /></a></p>
<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-1661" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/19/feds-indicting-roger-clemens-for-perjury-lying-to-congress/clemens/"></a>The Feds have decided to come hard after <strong>Roger Clemens</strong> for perjury. The Federal government plans to indict Clemens for lying to Congress, under oath, about taking performance enhancing drugs during Feb 2008 congressional hearings <a title="Fed Authorities to Indict Roger Clemens" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/20/sports/baseball/20clemens.html?_r=1" target="_blank">according to The New York Times</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>The indictment comes nearly two and half years after Clemens and his former trainer Brian McNamee testified under oath at a hearing before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, directly contradicting each other about whether Clemens had used the banned substances.</p></blockquote>
<p>The Department of Justice <a title="Department of Justice Investigated Clemens" href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/top-posts/breaking-roger-clemens-to-be-indicted.php" target="_blank">investigated Clemens on 7 different claims</a> &#8216;The Rocket&#8217; made before Congress and in depositions before their hearings, they were:</p>
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<li>Clemens&#8217; testimony that he had never taken performance-enhancing drugs;</li>
<li>His statement that McNamee injected him with the painkiller lidocaine;</li>
<li>His statement that team trainers gave him pain injections;</li>
<li>His statement that he received many vitamin B-12 injections;</li>
<li>His statement that he never discussed HGH with Brian McNamee;</li>
<li>His statement that he was not at then-teammate Jose Canseco&#8217;s home during a party which took place in early June 1998; and</li>
<li>His statement that he was never told about George Mitchell&#8217;s request to speak to him prior to the release of the Mitchell Report.</li>
</ol>
<p>Clemens could face serious jail time if convicted on the perjury charges.</p>
<p>But get ready, once the indictment comes down, we will have a Roger Clemens mugshot.</p>
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		<title>Brett Favre On Plane to Minnesota, Likely Returning to Vikings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ESPN is reporting that Brett Favre is on a plane to Minnesota, after a visit to Hattiesburg, Mississippi by teammates Jared Allen, Ryan Longwell, and Steve Hutchinson, and is likely to join the Minnesota Vikings in the next few days.
If all goes according to plan, Favre could play in the Vikings 2nd preseason game against [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Brett Favre returning to Vikings" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5470904" target="_blank">ESPN is reporting</a> that <strong>Brett Favre</strong> is on a plane to Minnesota, after a visit to Hattiesburg, Mississippi by teammates <strong>Jared Allen</strong>, <strong>Ryan Longwell</strong>, and <strong>Steve Hutchinson</strong>, and is likely to join the <strong>Minnesota Vikings</strong> in the next few days.</p>
<p>If all goes according to plan, Favre could play in the Vikings 2nd preseason game against the San Francisco 49ers.</p>
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		<title>LeBron James Talks About Playing for the Cavs Again One Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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LeBron James in the recent (Sep 2010) issue of GQ opened up somewhat about a return to play for Cleveland, Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, and the happiness in his face since bolting the Cavs for the Miami Heat.
The article by J.R. Moehringer didn&#8217;t reveal anything earth shattering but here is what King James had to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-1644" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/17/lebron-james-talks-about-playing-for-the-cavs-again-one-day/gq_lebron_james_september/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1644 aligncenter" title="GQ Sept 2010 LeBron James Suit Cover" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gq_lebron_james_september.jpg" alt="GQ Sept 2010 LeBron James Suit Cover" width="403" height="567" /></a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-1644" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/17/lebron-james-talks-about-playing-for-the-cavs-again-one-day/gq_lebron_james_september/"></a>LeBron James</strong> in the recent (Sep 2010) issue of <strong><em>GQ </em></strong>opened up somewhat about a return to play for Cleveland, Cavs owner <strong>Dan Gilbert</strong>, and the happiness in his face since bolting the Cavs for the Miami Heat.</p>
<p>The article by <strong>J.R. Moehringer</strong> didn&#8217;t reveal anything earth shattering but <a title="King LeBron James Opens Up to GQ" href="http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201009/lebron-james-september-gq-miami-heat-summer-lebronathon" target="_blank">here is what King James</a> had to say:</p>
<p><strong>LeBron James on how those close to him view his decision:</strong> “They’re happy to see me happy. That’s what they can see in my face. They say: ‘It’s been a while since we’ve seen you look like that.’ ”</p>
<p><strong>…on Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert:</strong> “I don’t think he ever cared about LeBron. My mother always told me: ‘You will see the light of people when they hit adversity. You’ll get a good sense of their character.’ Me and my family have seen the character of that man.”</p>
<p><strong>…on imagining himself playing for the Cavaliers again one day:</strong> “If there was an opportunity for me to return and those fans welcome me back, that’d be a great story.… Maybe the ones burning my jersey were never LeBron fans anyway.”</p>
<p><strong>…on how growing up helped him learn about facing adversity and staying humble: </strong>“That’s what keeps me humble, because I know my background, know what my mother went through. I never get too high on my stardom or what I can do. My mom always says, and my friends say, ‘You’re just a very low-maintenance guy.’”</p>
<p>Things that make you go hmmmmmm!</p>
<p><strong>Related</strong>: <a title="Controversial LeBron James/Gisele Bundchen (King Kong) GQ Cover" href="http://bumpshack.com/2008/03/13/lebron-james-and-gisele-bundchen-cover-vogue/" target="_blank">The Controversial LeBron James/Gisele (King Kong) Cover</a></p>
<p>[Photo Credit: Ben Watts/GQ]</p>
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		<title>Gary Busey&#8217;s Hilarious &#8216;Fantasy Sports Law&#8217; Vitamin Water Video with Adrian Peterson (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Gary Busey stars as Fantasy Sports Attorney &#8216;Norman Tugwater&#8217; as he tries his sleazy legal tactics in an effort to get compensation for Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson&#8217;s fantasy football services from fantasy sports owners.
Shaquille O&#8217;Neal also makes a brief cameo testimony for Tugwater&#8217;s services along with model America Olivio.
I usually delete promo [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Gary Busey </strong>stars as Fantasy Sports Attorney <strong>&#8216;Norman Tugwater&#8217;</strong> as he tries his sleazy legal tactics in an effort to get compensation for <strong>Minnesota Vikings</strong> star running back <strong>Adrian Peterson&#8217;s</strong> fantasy football services from fantasy sports owners.</p>
<p><strong>Shaquille O&#8217;Neal </strong>also makes a brief cameo testimony for Tugwater&#8217;s services along with model <strong>America Olivio</strong>.</p>
<p>I usually delete promo stuff when it&#8217;s emailed to me, but this Vitamin Water short film ad was rather hilarious.</p>
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