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		<title>Blake Griffin POSTERIZES Kendrick Perkins with Terrorizing Dunk (Video)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2012/01/30/blake-griffin-posterizes-kendrick-perkins-with-terrorizing-dunk-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Blake Griffin, of the L.A. Clippers, threw it down so hard on the Oklahoma City Thunder&#8217;s Kendrick Perkins tonight that he might have destroyed Perkins for the foreseeable future.
In one of the most powerful dunks in recent NBA history Griffin took a pass off the pick-n-roll from Chris Paul and jumped higher than anyone on [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Blake Griffin</strong>, of the <strong>L.A. Clippers</strong>, threw it down so hard on the <strong>Oklahoma City Thunder&#8217;s Kendrick Perkins</strong> tonight that he might have destroyed Perkins for the foreseeable future.</p>
<p>In one of the most powerful dunks in recent NBA history Griffin took a pass off the pick-n-roll from Chris Paul and jumped higher than anyone on the court before tomahawking the ball back and bringing down the thunder on the Thunder&#8217;s center.</p>
<p>Watch several clips and angles below to catch all the intensity and ferocity.</p>
<p><center><iframe width="440" height="328" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FdSwBO9ayMA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br />

<p><center><iframe width="440" height="328" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aTtwSZI97w0?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br />

<p><center><iframe width="440" height="328" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0WsRJxAUxpc?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br />

<p>Dayum!!!</p>
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		<title>Chris Paul Traded to the Lakers for Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/08/chris-paul-traded-to-the-lakers-for-pau-gasol-and-lamar-odom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 23:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Lakers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ New Orleans Hornets all-star point guard Chris Paul has been traded to the Los Angeles Lakers for power forward Pau Gasol and small forward Lamar Odom according to Yahoo!&#8217;s Adrian Wojnarowski.
Gasol will then go to the Houston Rockets per Wojo.
Poor Khloe Kardashian must be devastated!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-345" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/11/02/sportscasms-2009-10-nba-predictions/nba_lakers/"><img class="size-full wp-image-345 alignright" title="Los Angeles Lakers" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nba_lakers.gif" alt="Los Angeles Lakers" width="80" height="80" /></a> <strong>New Orleans Hornets</strong> all-star point guard <strong>Chris Paul </strong>has been traded to the <strong>Los Angeles Lakers</strong> for power forward <strong>Pau Gasol </strong>and small forward <strong>Lamar Odom</strong> <a title="Chris Paul traded to the Los Angeles Lakers" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WojYahooNBA/status/144915833947291649" target="_blank">according to Yahoo!&#8217;s Adrian Wojnarowski</a>.</p>
<p>Gasol will then go to the <strong>Houston Rockets</strong> per Wojo.</p>
<p>Poor <strong>Khloe Kardashian</strong> must be devastated!</p>
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		<title>Kevin Durant Plays Flag Football at Oklahoma State (Video)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/11/01/kevin-durant-plays-flag-football-at-oklahoma-state-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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NBA star Kevin Durant found a game of flag football via Twitter on the Oklahoma State campus Monday night.
The Oklahoma City Thunder forward surprised many by showing up to play in the fraternity, intramural game for Sigma &#8216;Who&#8217; Nu.
KD and his massive wing-span naturally dominated the game.  He threw 4 touchdowns and caught 3 interceptions.
Watch [...]]]></description>
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<p>NBA star<strong> Kevin Durant</strong> found a game of flag football via Twitter on the Oklahoma State campus Monday night.</p>
<p>The <strong>Oklahoma City Thunder</strong> forward surprised many by showing up to play in the fraternity, intramural game for Sigma &#8216;Who&#8217; Nu.</p>
<p>KD and his massive wing-span naturally dominated the game.  He threw 4 touchdowns and caught 3 interceptions.</p>
<p><strong>Watch the Video Below</strong>:</p>
<p><center><iframe width="440" height="253" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IOIa20l6SXo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br />

<p>No one has had a better NBA Lockout than Durant. He simply gets it! He understands what it takes to be popular and to win people over to his side.  He is also young and not afraid to do the things that interest him.  He seems himself as a regular person and we all benefit from that. LeBron could learn a thing or two from KD.</p>
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		<title>SHOCKER: Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce from NBA&#8217;s Kris Humphries</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/10/31/shocker-kim-kardashian-files-for-divorce-from-nbas-kris-humphries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The golden shower is over for newlyweds Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Nets power forward Kris Humphries according to TMZ.
Kim K has filed for a divorce after just 72 days of wedded bliss to Hump-man.
Casting calls for Kim&#8217;s next boyfriend are taking place in profissional sports locker rooms all across the United States.
Kardashian was previously [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-8199" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/10/31/shocker-kim-kardashian-files-for-divorce-from-nbas-kris-humphries/kim-kardashian-divorcing-kris-humphries/"><img class="size-full wp-image-8199 aligncenter" title="Kim Kardashian Divorcing Kris Humphries" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kim-Kardashian-Divorcing-Kris-Humphries.jpg" alt="Kim Kardashian Divorcing Kris Humphries" width="440" height="497" /></a></p>
<p>The golden shower is over for newlyweds <strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> and New Jersey Nets power forward <strong>Kris Humphries</strong><strong> <a title="Kardashian Divorcing Humphries" href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kim-kardashian-divorce-kris-humphries-files/#.Tq7UUlZSk1Z" target="_blank">according to TMZ</a></strong>.</p>
<p>Kim K has filed for a divorce after just 72 days of wedded bliss to Hump-man.</p>
<p>Casting calls for Kim&#8217;s next boyfriend are taking place in profissional sports locker rooms all across the United States.</p>
<p>Kardashian was previously in a 2-year relationship with Miami Dolphins running back <strong>Reggie Bush</strong> before rushing into marriage with Humphries.</p>
<p>The NBA lockout has lasted nearly 130 days at this point. Advantage: <strong>David Stern</strong>.</p>
<p>Kris was Kim&#8217;s 2nd husband. She was <a title="Kim Kardashian's First Husband Damon Thomas" href="http://bumpshack.com/2007/12/03/kim-kardashians-ex-husband-damon-thomas/" target="_blank">married just as briefly several years ago</a> to <strong>Damon Thomas</strong> (<a title="Kim Kardashian's first husband Damon Thomas" href="http://bumpshack.com/2007/12/03/kim-kardashians-ex-husband-damon-thomas/" target="_blank">see photo HERE</a>).</p>
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		<title>Jay-Z Says Team Will Be Brooklyn Nets</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/09/26/jay-z-says-team-will-be-brooklyn-nets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay-Z says that the New Jersey Nets will keep the team nickname and will be the Brooklyn Nets starting with the 2012-13 season according to ESPN.
&#8220;I can&#8217;t wait, for those Knicks, a.k.a. Manhattan Knicks, to step out of the way for what will surely be our NBA champions, the Brooklyn Nets,&#8221; he said.
The rap mogul [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Jay-Z </strong>says that the <strong>New Jersey Nets</strong> will keep the team nickname and will be the <strong>Brooklyn Nets</strong> starting with the 2012-13 season <a title="New Jersey Nets to Become Brooklyn Nets" href="http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/7022025/jay-z-announces-brooklyn-nets-name-concert" target="_blank">according to ESPN</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t wait, for those Knicks, a.k.a. Manhattan Knicks, to step out of the way for what will surely be our NBA champions, the Brooklyn Nets,&#8221; he said.</p></blockquote>
<p>The rap mogul will also open up the new Brooklyn arena, the Barclays Center, with a series of concerts.</p>
<p>No word yet if the NBA will actually ever play again.</p>
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		<title>New Book Claims Sarah Palin Banged Former NBA Great Glen Rice While in College</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/09/14/new-book-claims-sarah-palin-banged-former-nba-great-glen-rice-while-in-college/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Author Joe McGinniss has leaked to the National Enquirer the extremely juicy tidbit (rumor) from his upcoming book that former NBA all-star and Michigan Wolverines great Glen Rice hooked up with political heat magnet Sarah Palin while his Wolverines were playing a tournament back in Alaska in 1987.
Palin was working at a news station in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-8093" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/09/14/new-book-claims-sarah-palin-banged-former-nba-great-glen-rice-while-in-college/glen-rice-and-ex-wife-christina-rice-glen-claims-to-have-slept-with-sarah-palin/"><img class="size-full wp-image-8093 aligncenter" title="Glen Rice and Ex Wife Christina Rice (Glen Claims to have slept with Sarah Palin)" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Glen-Rice-and-Ex-Wife-Christina-Rice-Glen-Claims-to-have-slept-with-Sarah-Palin.jpg" alt="Glen Rice and Ex Wife Christina Rice (Glen Claims to have slept with Sarah Palin)" width="360" height="517" /></a></p>
<p>Author <strong>Joe McGinniss</strong> <a title="Sarah Palin Slept with Glen Rice" href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/world-exclusive-sarah-palin-book-secrets-revealed-joe-mcginnis-rogue" target="_blank">has leaked to the</a> <strong>National Enquirer </strong>the extremely juicy tidbit (rumor) from his upcoming book that former NBA all-star and Michigan Wolverines great <strong>Glen Rice </strong>hooked up with political heat magnet <strong>Sarah Palin</strong> while his Wolverines were playing a tournament back in Alaska in 1987.</p>
<p>Palin was working at a news station in Anchorage at the time.</p>
<p>The<a title="Sarah Palin Slept with NBA Great Glen Rice" href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/world-exclusive-sarah-palin-book-secrets-revealed-joe-mcginnis-rogue" target="_blank"> <strong>National Enquirer</strong> reports it this way</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says. At the time, Sarah, just out of college, was working as a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.”</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">In the book, McGinniss quotes Rice as confirming the one-night stand.</span></span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">WOW, if truely true, then a blockbuster story that we weren&#8217;t expecting to hear. Of course <strong>Joe McGinniss </strong>is trying to sell copies of his upcoming highly-anticipated book “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin” and has had an axe to grind with Palin for quite some time.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-8100" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/09/14/new-book-claims-sarah-palin-banged-former-nba-great-glen-rice-while-in-college/sarah-nailin-palin-palin-porn-photo-glen-rice-approves/"><img class="size-full wp-image-8100 aligncenter" title="Sarah 'Nailin Palin' Palin Porn Photo - Glen Rice Approves" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Sarah-Nailin-Palin-Palin-Porn-Photo-Glen-Rice-Approves.jpg" alt="Sarah 'Nailin Palin' Palin Porn Photo - Glen Rice Approves" width="350" height="525" /></a></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">True or not, it sure just made Wednesday a lot more interesting.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">All the &#8216;Nailin&#8217; Palin&#8217; jokes are back in full effect. &#8216;Nailin&#8217; Palin&#8217; was a cheap porn that was made with a Palin look alike two years ago.</span></p>
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		<title>Drug Related Assault Takes Place at Zach Randolph&#8217;s House</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2011/08/22/drug-related-assault-takes-place-at-zach-randolphs-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 05:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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NBC Sports is reporting that a &#8220;drug-related assault&#8221; took place at Memphis Grizzlies&#8217; PF Zach Randolph&#8217;s home in Oregon over the weekend.

At 12:30 a.m. this morning, detectives with the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office’s homicide and violent crimes unit served the warrant at Randolph’s home, at 1425 SW Turner Road.
Sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. James Rhodes said Randolph [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-8044" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/08/22/drug-related-assault-takes-place-at-zach-randolphs-house/zach-randolph-mug-shot/"><img class="size-full wp-image-8044 aligncenter" title="Zach Randolph Mug Shot" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Zach-Randolph-Mug-Shot.jpg" alt="Zach Randolph Mug Shot" width="350" height="312" /></a></p>
<p><a title="Zach Randolph 'Drug-Related Arrest' at House" href="http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/08/22/police-investigate-the-home-of-zach-randolph-in-drug-related-assault/" target="_blank">NBC Sports is reporting</a> that a &#8220;drug-related assault&#8221; took place at Memphis Grizzlies&#8217; PF <strong>Zach Randolph&#8217;s</strong> home in Oregon over the weekend.</p>
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<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;">At 12:30 a.m. this morning, detectives with the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office’s homicide and violent crimes unit served the warrant at Randolph’s home, at 1425 SW Turner Road.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;">Sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. James Rhodes said Randolph was home at the time police served the warrant.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;">Rhodes said the search warrant came as part of a drug-related assault that occurred at the home early Saturday morning.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;">A man who was at the home told police he was assaulted with a pool cue by multiple people; Randolph was at home at the time of the incident, Rhodes said, but was not a suspect in the assault.</p>
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<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;">Assault by a pool cue is some Clue-like gangsta ish!</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;"><a title="Victim James Beasley" href="http://www.nwcn.com/home/?fId=128161098&amp;fPath=/news/local&amp;fDomain=10202" target="_blank">According to NWCN.com</a> victim <strong>James Beasley </strong>told them that he went to Randolph&#8217;s house to sell marijuana.  Beasley went on to say there was a disagreement about price and that he was then beaten up by several men with (pool) cue sticks.</p>
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<p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 14px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;">Beasley, who met with KGW along with his brother, suffered a concussion in the attack.</p>
<p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 14px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;">The brother of the victim, Robert, told KGW that he and his brother ware extremely &#8220;disappointed&#8221; with Randolph and felt he could have stopped the attack.</p>
<p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 14px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;">&#8220;I am very, very disappointed,&#8221; said Robert. &#8220;Zach was there and should have stopped it. He could have stopped it.&#8217;</p>
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<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;"><strong>UPDATE</strong>: Beasley says in TV interview (<a href="http://www.kgw.com/video?id=128161098&amp;sec=547757" target="_blank">watch HERE</a>) that he tried to sell the weed to Z-Bo for $200.  Randolph thought the price was too high and went on to rip the weed out of Beasley&#8217;s hand.  Then Randolph&#8217;s thugs/friends roughed up Beasley and beat him with pool cues.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;">Randolph, as stated above, is not a suspect, but with Randolph&#8217;s troubled past this has to worry you.  As a Grizzlies fan this is very bothersome considering that Randolph just signed a massive contract extension in the off-season.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; padding: 0px;">Randolph had his most successful season of his NBA career this past season. Some even dared to call him a superstar for his superb play during the NBA Playoffs.</p>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant Lights Up James Harden for Drew League Buzzer Beater Winner (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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With the game tied 137-137 last night in the Drew League the ball was in Kobe Bryant&#8217;s hands as he used his dribble to set up James Harden for&#8230;wait for it&#8230;the game winner!
Kobe was then mobbed on the court by fans before he took off his shoes and threw them to two lucky fans.
Remember back [...]]]></description>
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<p>With the game tied 137-137 last night in the <strong>Drew League</strong> the ball was in<strong> Kobe Bryant&#8217;s</strong> hands as he used his dribble to set up <strong>James Harden</strong> for&#8230;wait for it&#8230;the game winner!</p>
<p>Kobe was then mobbed on the court by fans before he took off his shoes and threw them to two lucky fans.</p>
<p>Remember back in the day when the NBA was in existence and Bryant would play in front of 20,000 people? Yeah, those were the days!</p>
<p>But who needs TNT when you have You Tube pickup game footage?</p>
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		<title>Taiwanese Baller Strips LeBron James, then Dunks On Him (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 19:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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LeBron James was spreading his empire to Taiwan this week for a Nike event when he found himself in a game of 5-5 with some vertically challenged local products.
LeBron went all dribble-athon before the Taiwanese player stripped him off the ball, dribbled the length of the court, and dunked on LeBron as King James tried [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>LeBron James</strong> was spreading his empire to Taiwan this week for a <strong>Nike</strong> event when he found himself in a game of 5-5 with some vertically challenged local products.</p>
<p>LeBron went all dribble-athon before the Taiwanese player stripped him off the ball, dribbled the length of the court, and dunked on LeBron as King James tried to block the shot.</p>
<p>Quite the athletic play by the young lad. </p>
<p>James then overcompensated by rushing the ball up the court, traveled 4 steps, and then threw it off his teammate out of bounds.</p>
<p>No word from Nike or local officials if this was in the 4th quarter of the game or not.</p>
<p>Watch the Video Above!</p>
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		<title>Michael Beasley Shoves Fan in Face During NYC Park Game with Kevin Durant (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 15:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Kevin Durant was back streetballing last night in New York City.  Earlier this week he scored 66 points at NYC&#8217;s famed Rucker Park.
This time Durant was displaying his mad skills at Dyckman Park in Washington Heights, and KD brought Timberwolves problem child Michael Beasley with him this time.
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<p><strong>Kevin Durant</strong> was back streetballing last night in New York City.  Earlier this week <a title="Kevin Durant Lights Up Rucker Park for 66 Points" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/08/02/kevin-durant-lights-up-rucker-park-for-66-pointsvideo/" target="_blank">he scored 66 points at NYC&#8217;s famed Rucker Park</a>.</p>
<p>This time Durant was displaying his mad skills at Dyckman Park in Washington Heights, and KD brought Timberwolves problem child <strong>Michael Beasley</strong> with him this time.</p>
<p>Beasley is a time bomb waiting to go off during a NBA game so you can imagine it might get dicey when a whacked-out heckler started going off on him during the game last night at Dyckman.</p>
<p>So Beasley did what Beas do! Beasley yelled back, went over to him, yelled some more in his face, then shoved the heckling fan in the face (Check out the video above!).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s fun to see these NBA players in a different setting and playing these pickup games in the parks, but it won&#8217;t be long before something tragic happens to either the players or the fans.  All it takes is one thug bringing a gun into a game trying to make his name in the papers and be known as the gangsta that killed NBA star X or Y.</p>
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