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		<title>Complete SEC Football 2012 Schedules</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Here is a look at all of the 2012 SEC Football Schedules from every school in the new SEC including Missouri and Texas A&#38;M.
ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE
Sept. 1: Michigan (Dallas)
Sept. 8: WESTERN KENTUCKY
Sept. 15: at Arkansas
Sept. 22: FLORIDA ATLANTIC
Sept. 29: OLE MISS
Oct. 13: at Missouri
Oct. 20: at Tennessee
Oct. 27: MISSISSIPPI STATE
Nov. 3: at LSU
Nov. 10: TEXAS [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here is a look at all of the <strong>2012 SEC Football Schedules</strong> from every school in the new SEC including Missouri and Texas A&amp;M.</p>
<p><strong>ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE</strong><br />
Sept. 1: Michigan (Dallas)<br />
Sept. 8: WESTERN KENTUCKY<br />
Sept. 15: at Arkansas<br />
Sept. 22: FLORIDA ATLANTIC<br />
Sept. 29: OLE MISS<br />
Oct. 13: at Missouri<br />
Oct. 20: at Tennessee<br />
Oct. 27: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Nov. 3: at LSU<br />
Nov. 10: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 17: WESTERN CAROLINA<br />
Nov. 24: AUBURN</p>
<p><strong>ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: JACKSONVILLE STATE<br />
Sept. 8: LOUISIANA-MONROE<br />
Sept. 15: ALABAMA<br />
Sept. 29: vs. Texas A&amp;M<br />
Oct. 6: at Auburn<br />
Oct. 13: KENTUCKY<br />
Oct. 27: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 3: TULSA<br />
Nov. 10: at South Carolina<br />
Nov. 17: at Mississippi State<br />
Nov. 24: LSU</p>
<p><strong>AUBURN TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: Clemson (Chik-fil-A kickoff classic)<br />
Sept. 8: at Mississippi State<br />
Sept. 22: LSU<br />
Oct. 6: ARKANSAS<br />
Oct. 13: at Ole Miss<br />
Oct. 20: at Vanderbilt<br />
Oct. 27: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 10: GEORGIA<br />
Nov. 24: at Alabama<br />
Non-Conference Opponents: Clemson, ULM, New Mexico State, Alabama A&amp;M</p>
<p><strong>FLORIDA GATORS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: BOWLING GREEN<br />
Sept. 8: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
Sept. 15: at Tennessee<br />
Sept. 22: KENTUCKY<br />
Oct. 6: LSU<br />
Oct. 13: at Vanderbilt<br />
Oct. 20: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 27: vs. Georgia (Jacksonville)<br />
Nov. 3: MISSOURI<br />
Nov. 10: LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE<br />
Nov. 17: JACKSONVILLE STATE<br />
Nov. 24: Florida State</p>
<p><strong>GEORGIA BULLDOGS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: BUFFALO<br />
Sept. 8: at Missouri<br />
Sept: 15 FLORIDA ATLANTIC<br />
Sept. 22: VANDERBILT<br />
Sept. 29: TENNESSEE<br />
Oct. 6: at South Carolina<br />
Oct. 20: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 27: vs. Florida (Jacksonville)<br />
Nov. 3: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 10: at Auburn<br />
Nov. 17: GEORGIA SOUTHERN<br />
Nov. 24: GEORGIA TECH</p>
<p><strong>KENTUCKY WILDCATS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: at Louisville<br />
Sept. 8: KENT STATE<br />
Sept. 15: WESTERN KENTUCKY<br />
Sept. 22: at Florida<br />
Sept. 29: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 6: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Oct. 13: at Arkansas<br />
Oct. 20: GEORGIA<br />
Oct. 27: at Missouri<br />
Nov. 3: VANDERBILT<br />
Nov. 17: SAMFORD<br />
Nov. 24: at Tennessee</p>
<p><strong>LSU TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: NORTH TEXAS<br />
Sept. 8: WASHINGTON<br />
Sept. 15: IDAHO<br />
Sept. 22: at Auburn<br />
Sept. 29: Towson<br />
Oct. 6: at Florida<br />
Oct. 13: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 20: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 3: ALABAMA<br />
Nov. 10: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Nov. 17: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 24: at Arkansas</p>
<p><strong>OLE MISS REBELS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: CENTRAL ARKANSAS<br />
Sept. 8: UTEP<br />
Sept. 15: TEXAS<br />
Sept. 22: at Tulane<br />
Sept. 29: at Alabama<br />
Oct. 6: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Oct. 13: AUBURN<br />
Oct. 27: at Arkansas<br />
Nov. 3: at Georgia<br />
Nov. 10: VANDERBILT<br />
Nov. 17: at LSU<br />
Nov. 24: MISSISSIPPI STATE</p>
<p><strong>MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: JACKSON STATE<br />
Sept. 8: AUBURN<br />
Sept. 15: at Troy<br />
Sept. 22: SOUTH ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 6: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 13: TENNESSEE<br />
Oct. 20: MTSU<br />
Oct. 27: at Alabama<br />
Nov. 3: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 10: at LSU<br />
Nov. 17: ARKANSAS<br />
Nov. 24: at Ole Miss</p>
<p><strong>MISSOURI TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 8: GEORGIA<br />
Sept. 15: ARIZONA STATE<br />
Sept. 22: at South Carolina<br />
Oct. 6: VANDERBILT<br />
Oct. 13: ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 27: KENTUCKY<br />
Nov. 3: at Florida<br />
Nov. 10: at Tennessee<br />
Nov. 24: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
FOUR OPEN DATES TO SCHEDULE THREE NON-CONFERENCE OPPONENTS</p>
<p><strong>SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS</strong><br />
Aug. 30: at Vanderbilt<br />
Sept. 8: EAST CAROLINA<br />
Sept. 15: UAB<br />
Sept. 22: MISSOURI<br />
Sept. 29: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 6: GEORGIA<br />
Oct. 13: at LSU<br />
Oct. 20: at Florida<br />
Oct. 27: TENNESSEE<br />
Nov. 10: ARKANSAS<br />
Nov. 17: WOFFORD<br />
Nov. 24: at Clemson</p>
<p><strong>TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: N.C. State (chick fil-a kickoff)<br />
Sept. 8: GEORGIA STATE<br />
Sept. 15: FLORIDA<br />
Sept. 22: AKRON<br />
Sept. 29: at Georgia<br />
Oct. 13: at Mississippi State<br />
Oct. 20: ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 27: at South Carolina<br />
Nov. 3: TROY<br />
Nov. 10: MISSOURI<br />
Nov. 17: at Vanderbilt<br />
Nov. 24: KENTUCKY</p>
<p><strong>TEXAS A&amp;M AGGIES</strong><br />
Sept. 1: McNEESE STATE<br />
Sept. 8: FLORIDA<br />
Sept. 15: at SMU<br />
Sept. 22: TBD<br />
Sept. 29: vs. Arkansas<br />
Oct. 6: at Ole Miss<br />
Oct. 20: LSU<br />
Oct. 27: at Auburn<br />
Nov. 3: at Mississippi State<br />
Nov. 10: at Alabama<br />
Nov. 24: MISSOURI</p>
<p><strong>VANDERBILT COMMODORES</strong><br />
Aug. 30: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Sept. 8 at Northwestern<br />
Sept. 15 PRESBYTERIAN<br />
Sept. 22: at Georgia<br />
Oct. 6: at Missouri<br />
Oct. 13: FLORIDA<br />
Oct. 20: AUBURN<br />
Oct. 27: UMASS<br />
Nov. 3: at Kentucky<br />
Nov. 10: at Ole Miss<br />
Nov. 17: TENNESSEE<br />
Nov. 24: at Wake Forest</p>
<p>[per <a title="SEC 2012 Schedules" href="http://outkickthecoverage.com/complete-2012-sec-football-schedule.php" target="_blank">Outkick the Coverage</a>]</p>
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		<title>Lindsey Vonn Denies She is Dating Tim Tebow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, fresh off a divorce, is denying rumors that she is dating Denver Broncos star quarterback Tim Tebow.  She watched the Broncos win over the Chicago Bears on Sunday from the Tebow family box at the game.
She tweeted: &#8220;Hearing a lot of crazy rumors but rest assured I am NOT dating Tim [...]]]></description>
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<p>Olympic skier <strong>Lindsey Vonn</strong>, fresh off a divorce, is denying rumors that she is dating <strong>Denver Broncos</strong> star quarterback <strong>Tim Tebow</strong>.  She watched the Broncos win over the Chicago Bears on Sunday from the Tebow family box at the game.</p>
<blockquote><p>She <a title="Lindsey Vonn Tweet" href="https://twitter.com/#!/lindseyvonn/status/146326415422398465" target="_blank">tweeted</a>: &#8220;Hearing a lot of crazy rumors but rest assured I am NOT dating Tim Tebow (or anyone else). I&#8217;m just friends with his family. xo, LV&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Well most things usually start as friends.  If Tebow did wreck her marriage then it would be one of the more compelling bits of drama in sports given Tebow&#8217;s strong beliefs.</p>
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		<title>First Look at Albert Pujols in an Angels Uniform (Photo)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Albert Pujols donning his new Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim uniform at a press conference to announce his joining the team on December 10, 2011 in Anaheim.
[image: MLB Twitter]
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<p><strong>Albert Pujols</strong> donning his new <strong>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim</strong> uniform at a press conference to announce his joining the team on December 10, 2011 in Anaheim.</p>
<p>[image: MLB Twitter]</p>
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		<title>Albert Pujols Flees Cardinals Nest for Historic 10-year $250-$260 Million Deal with Los Angeles Angels</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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St. Louis Cardinals free agent first baseman Albert Pujols has signed with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for a record 10 years at $250-$260 million dollars according to reports.
The Cardinals had planned to talk with Pujols&#8217; agent one more time Thursday before heading home. But sources told Olney that the Cardinals&#8217; latest offer was [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>St. Louis Cardinals</strong> free agent first baseman <strong>Albert Pujols</strong> has signed with the <strong>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim</strong> for a record 10 years at $250-$260 million dollars <a title="Albert Pujols to the Angels" href="http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/mlb/story/_/id/7330066/sources-albert-pujols-takes-10-year-deal-los-angeles-angels" target="_blank">according to reports</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Cardinals had planned to talk with Pujols&#8217; agent one more time Thursday before heading home. But sources told Olney that the Cardinals&#8217; latest offer was for nine years and a little less than $200 million. That would have made him the fourth-highest paid first baseman. With the Angels deal, he is tops.</p></blockquote>
<p>On Tuesday, many pundits believed that Pujols was close to signing with the <strong>Miami Marlins</strong> who had already signed all-star <strong>Jose Reyes</strong> and others.</p>
<p>Pujols was NL Rookie of the Year in 2001 and a 9x All-Star in his 11-year career with the St. Louis Cardinals.  He won two World Series Championships while in St. Louis.</p>
<p>He will be 41-years old at the end of the contract which includes a full no-trade clause.</p>
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		<title>Urban Meyer is Back, Agrees to Take Over as Ohio State Head Coach</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Sports by Brooks is reporting that Ohio State University has come to an agreement with former Florida Gators coach Urban Meyer to become the next head coach for the Buckeyes.

The deal between Meyer and Ohio State was consummated in principle earlier this week in Columbus but not signed. It includes a multi-year contract that will make Meyer [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Sports by Brooks</strong> <a title="Urban Meyer to Coach Ohio State" href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/meyer-agrees-to-coach-buckeyes-building-staff-29902" target="_blank">is reporting that</a> <strong>Ohio State University</strong> has come to an agreement with former <strong>Florida Gators</strong> coach <strong>Urban Meyer</strong> to become the next head coach for the Buckeyes.</p>
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<p style="padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 17px; ">The deal between Meyer and Ohio State was consummated in principle earlier this week in Columbus but not signed. It includes a multi-year contract that will make Meyer once again one of college football’s highest paid coaches.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; text-align: left; margin: 0px;">In additon to Meyer’s generous compensation package, sources said a major factor in the coach’s decision to agree to take the position was the school promising him the budget to assemble what is expected to become the highest-paid assistant coaching staff in college football history.</p>
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<p style="padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">Meyer would replace Jim Tressell who resigned earlier this year after getting caught up in an ugly scandal with the NCAA regarding Buckeye players trading memorabilia for tattoos.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">Meyer is 104-23 in his coaching career and 7-1 in bowl games.  He won two national championships while the head coach at Florida.  Before that he was the head man at Utah and Bowling Green.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">Meyer is rumored to be interested in adding <strong>Kirk Herbstreit</strong>,<strong> Chris Spielman</strong>, <strong>Jon Tenuta</strong>, and <strong>Greg Studwara</strong> to his staff.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">This is the best hire OSU could make. Urban wanted time off, but the opportunity to coach in the state he was born in and played his college football in was likely too much to pass up.</span></span></p>
<p style="padding-top: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; text-align: left; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">[UPDATE: Still rumors floating both ways about Urban accepting the job.]</span></span></p>
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		<title>Memphis Tigers Retro 1972/73 Uniforms for Home Opener (Photo)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 17:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Here is a photo of the stylish retro uniforms that the Memphis Tigers busted out today for the season opener against the Belmont Bruins.
The 1972/73 Tigers team, led by the late Larry Finch, went all the way to the NCAA Championship game where they were beat by Bill Walton and the UCLA Bruins. Walton had [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here is a photo of the stylish retro uniforms that the <strong>Memphis Tigers</strong> busted out today for the season opener against the <strong>Belmont Bruins</strong>.</p>
<p>The 1972/73 Tigers team, led by the late <strong>Larry Finch</strong>, went all the way to the NCAA Championship game where they were beat by <strong>Bill Walton</strong> and the UCLA Bruins. Walton had the best game in NCAA tournament history going 21-22 from the field.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-8264" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/11/15/memphis-tigers-retro-197273-uniforms-for-home-opener-photo/memphis-tigers-retro-roar/"><img class="size-full wp-image-8264 aligncenter" title="Memphis Tigers Retro Roar 72/73 Basketball Uniform" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Memphis-Tigers-Retro-Roar.png" alt="Memphis Tigers Retro Roar 72/73 Basketball Uniform" width="382" height="512" /></a></p>
<p>The uniforms have a black patch with the #21 inside of it in memory of Finch who died earlier this year on April 2nd after a lengthy illness.</p>
<p>[photo: Memphis Roar]</p>
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		<title>The Illicit Jerry Sandusky Grant Jury Report (Rated X &#8211; Full Text)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Penn State football coach Joe Paterno was fired last night (full story) for not doing enough in the wake of the massive child sex abuse allegations against his friend and former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky.
Many idiotic Penn State students and fans rioted last night in the streets of College Station upon hearing the news of [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Penn State</strong> football coach <strong>Joe Paterno</strong> <a title="Penn State Fires Joe Paterno, He Won't Coach at Penn State Again" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/11/09/penn-state-fires-joe-paterno-he-wont-coach-again-at-psu/" target="_blank">was fired last night</a> (<strong><a title="Joe Paterno Fired by Penn State" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/11/09/penn-state-fires-joe-paterno-he-wont-coach-again-at-psu/" target="_blank">full story</a></strong>) for not doing enough in the wake of the massive child sex abuse allegations against his friend and former assistant coach <strong>Jerry Sandusky</strong>.</p>
<p>Many idiotic Penn State students and fans rioted last night in the streets of College Station upon hearing the news of Paterno&#8217;s dismissal.</p>
<p>It makes one believe that there is no way they have read the Grand Jury report against Sandusky stating the heinous things he did to minor boys.  If they had then surely no way they&#8217;d be rioting. (<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>WARNING</strong>: Not for minors or those easily offended. The details are graphic and very sad.</span>)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Jerry Sandusky Grand Jury Report" href="http://cbschicago.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/sandusky-grand-jury-presentment.pdf" target="_blank"><strong>READ THE GRAND JURY REPORT HERE</strong></a></p>
<p>It appears that actor <strong>Ashton Kutcher </strong>is just as idiotic after<a title="The Hypocrisy of Ashton Kutcher and Sexual Slavery" href="http://bumpshack.com/2011/11/09/the-hypocrisy-of-ashton-kutcher-and-sexual-slavery/" target="_blank"> his erratic tweet</a> (<strong><a title="Ashton Kutcher's Dumb Joe Paterno Tweet" href="http://bumpshack.com/2011/11/09/the-hypocrisy-of-ashton-kutcher-and-sexual-slavery/" target="_blank">full story</a></strong>) last night blasting Penn State for firing Paterno.</p>
<p>If you believe Paterno was done wrong then you haven&#8217;t read the Grand Jury report.</p>
<p><a title="Jerry Sandusky Grand Jury Report (Text)" href="http://cbschicago.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/sandusky-grand-jury-presentment.pdf" target="_blank"><strong> READ IT!!! </strong></a></p>
<p>Paterno didn&#8217;t molest boys, but his inaction and failure of leadership allowed Sandusky to continue to do it in private and in Paterno&#8217;s locker room showers.</p>
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		<title>Penn State Fires Joe Paterno, He Won&#8217;t Coach Again at PSU</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 03:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The Penn State University Board of Trustees met tonight and came to the much needed conclusion to fire head football coach Joe Paterno and school president Graham Spanier.
The news came down minutes ago in a press conference held by the Penn State BOT.  John P. Surma, Vice Chairman fo the Board of Trustees, made the [...]]]></description>
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<p>The <strong>Penn State University</strong> Board of Trustees met tonight and came to the much needed conclusion to fire head football coach<strong> Joe Paterno</strong> and school president <strong>Graham Spanier</strong>.</p>
<p>The news came down minutes ago in a press conference held by the Penn State BOT.  <strong>John P. Surma</strong>, Vice Chairman fo the Board of Trustees, made the announcement at a 10:00pm ET presser.</p>
<p>The Board told Paterno via phone.  The vote was unanimous.</p>
<p>Joe Paterno announced earlier today that he would retire at the end of the season.  That simply wasn&#8217;t good enough or fast enough.  Paterno never seemed to grasp the extreme nature of what had happened or his role in it.</p>
<p>Paterno lost his job for not doing enough when he learned that former defensive coordinator <strong>Jerry Sandusky</strong> was caught having sex with a 10-year old boy in the Penn State locker room.  A 28-year old assistant coach told Paterno of what he had witnessed after walking in on Sandusky violating the boy.  Paterno claims he told his Athletic Director and that was it.  He never followed up on it or reported it to the police.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a title="The Illicit Jerry Sandusky Grand Jury Report" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/11/10/the-illicit-jerry-sandusky-grant-jury-report-rated-x-full-text/" target="_blank">The Illicit Jerry Sandusky Grand Jury Report (Rated X &#8211; Full Text)</a></strong></p>
<p>Many believe that was an epic failure by Paterno considering he is the most popular and important person at Penn State.  The AD has answered to Paterno for decades.</p>
<p>Sandusky has been indicted on over 40 counts of sexual abuse against children.  He was seen, as late as last week, working out in the Penn State weight room.  His football camp has been held at a Penn State satellite campus since his stepped down as defensive coordinator back in 1999.</p>
<blockquote><p>Paterno&#8217;s first words, according to the AP, upon being asked about the Board&#8217;s decision, <strong><em>&#8220;Right now, I&#8217;m not the football coach, and that&#8217;s something I have to get used to.&#8221;</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Penn State didn&#8217;t ban Sandusky from the campus until November 6, 2011.</p>
<p>Current defensive coordinator <strong>Tom Bradley</strong> has been named as the interim head coach for the Nittany Lions.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: Thousands of students have gathered in what looks like could evolve into a riot scene.  One report states that they have already claimed one light post by bringing it down.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE 2</strong>: <strong>Mark Madden</strong> tweeted earlier that this thing is about to get even worse: RT <a style="color: #088253; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap; font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; text-align: left; background-color: rgba(8, 130, 83, 0.0898438); padding: 0px; margin: 0px;" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#!/MarkMaddenX"><span style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; color: #088253;"><span style="white-space: nowrap; text-align: left; background-color: rgba(8, 130, 83, 0.0859375);">@</span></span><strong>MarkMaddenX</strong></a> Don&#8217;t believe it can get worse? Give it 72 hrs. People really digging into 2nd Mile. Even more shocking revelation ahead.</p>
<p><strong>Penn State Student Riot Photos</strong></p>

<a href='http://sportscasm.com/2011/11/09/penn-state-fires-joe-paterno-he-wont-coach-again-at-psu/joe-paterno-fired/' title='Joe Paterno Fired'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Joe-Paterno-Fired-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Joe Paterno Fired" /></a>
<a href='http://sportscasm.com/2011/11/09/penn-state-fires-joe-paterno-he-wont-coach-again-at-psu/psu-riot/' title='Penn State University Riot Photos Over Joe Paterno&#039;s Firing'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/PSU-RIOT-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Penn State University Riot Photos Over Joe Paterno&#039;s Firing" /></a>

<p><strong>RELATED</strong>: <a title="Joe Paterno's Ego Dominates Over Sexual Abuse Victims (Video)" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/11/08/joe-paternos-ego-dominates-over-sexual-abuse-victims-video/" target="_blank">Joe Paterno&#8217;s Ego Dominates Over Sexual Abuse Victims (Video)</a></p>
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		<title>SHOCKER: Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce from NBA&#8217;s Kris Humphries</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The golden shower is over for newlyweds Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Nets power forward Kris Humphries according to TMZ.
Kim K has filed for a divorce after just 72 days of wedded bliss to Hump-man.
Casting calls for Kim&#8217;s next boyfriend are taking place in profissional sports locker rooms all across the United States.
Kardashian was previously [...]]]></description>
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<p>The golden shower is over for newlyweds <strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> and New Jersey Nets power forward <strong>Kris Humphries</strong><strong> <a title="Kardashian Divorcing Humphries" href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kim-kardashian-divorce-kris-humphries-files/#.Tq7UUlZSk1Z" target="_blank">according to TMZ</a></strong>.</p>
<p>Kim K has filed for a divorce after just 72 days of wedded bliss to Hump-man.</p>
<p>Casting calls for Kim&#8217;s next boyfriend are taking place in profissional sports locker rooms all across the United States.</p>
<p>Kardashian was previously in a 2-year relationship with Miami Dolphins running back <strong>Reggie Bush</strong> before rushing into marriage with Humphries.</p>
<p>The NBA lockout has lasted nearly 130 days at this point. Advantage: <strong>David Stern</strong>.</p>
<p>Kris was Kim&#8217;s 2nd husband. She was <a title="Kim Kardashian's First Husband Damon Thomas" href="http://bumpshack.com/2007/12/03/kim-kardashians-ex-husband-damon-thomas/" target="_blank">married just as briefly several years ago</a> to <strong>Damon Thomas</strong> (<a title="Kim Kardashian's first husband Damon Thomas" href="http://bumpshack.com/2007/12/03/kim-kardashians-ex-husband-damon-thomas/" target="_blank">see photo HERE</a>).</p>
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		<title>Tony La Russa Shocks Baseball World, Retires as St. Louis Cardinals Manager</title>
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Legendary St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa shocked the baseball world moments ago by announcing his retirement from the game.
Perhaps his best managerial job was this year with the Cardinals coming from 10.5 games back in August to win the Wild Card, NL Pennant, and World Series upsetting the Phillies, Brewers, and Rangers along [...]]]></description>
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<p>Legendary <strong>St. Louis Cardinals</strong> manager <strong>Tony La Russa</strong> shocked the baseball world moments ago by announcing his retirement from the game.</p>
<p>Perhaps his best managerial job was this year with the Cardinals coming from 10.5 games back in August to win the Wild Card, NL Pennant, and World Series upsetting the Phillies, Brewers, and Rangers along the way.</p>
<p>La Russa, who is 67-years old, <a title="Tony La Russa Retires" href="http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111031&amp;content_id=25849368&amp;vkey=news_stl&amp;c_id=stl" target="_blank">just said it was time:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;There isn&#8217;t one [factor] that dominates [my decision],&#8221; La Russa said. &#8220;They all just come together telling you your time is over.</p></blockquote>
<p>La Russa won six pennants, three world series, and the third (just 35 behind John McGraw for second) most games by any manger in his Hall-of-Fame career.</p>
<p>He is the Cardinals most winningest manager.</p>
<p>Best of luck to Tony and thanks for all of the memories!</p>
<p>[La Russa will be on <em>The Late Show with David Letterman</em> tonight.]</p>
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