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	<title>Sportscasm &#187; Joshua Holmes</title>
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		<title>Blake Griffin POSTERIZES Kendrick Perkins with Terrorizing Dunk (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Blake Griffin, of the L.A. Clippers, threw it down so hard on the Oklahoma City Thunder&#8217;s Kendrick Perkins tonight that he might have destroyed Perkins for the foreseeable future.
In one of the most powerful dunks in recent NBA history Griffin took a pass off the pick-n-roll from Chris Paul and jumped higher than anyone on [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Blake Griffin</strong>, of the <strong>L.A. Clippers</strong>, threw it down so hard on the <strong>Oklahoma City Thunder&#8217;s Kendrick Perkins</strong> tonight that he might have destroyed Perkins for the foreseeable future.</p>
<p>In one of the most powerful dunks in recent NBA history Griffin took a pass off the pick-n-roll from Chris Paul and jumped higher than anyone on the court before tomahawking the ball back and bringing down the thunder on the Thunder&#8217;s center.</p>
<p>Watch several clips and angles below to catch all the intensity and ferocity.</p>
<p><center><iframe width="440" height="328" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FdSwBO9ayMA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br />

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<p>Dayum!!!</p>
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		<title>Complete SEC Football 2012 Schedules</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Here is a look at all of the 2012 SEC Football Schedules from every school in the new SEC including Missouri and Texas A&#38;M.
ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE
Sept. 1: Michigan (Dallas)
Sept. 8: WESTERN KENTUCKY
Sept. 15: at Arkansas
Sept. 22: FLORIDA ATLANTIC
Sept. 29: OLE MISS
Oct. 13: at Missouri
Oct. 20: at Tennessee
Oct. 27: MISSISSIPPI STATE
Nov. 3: at LSU
Nov. 10: TEXAS [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-8357" href="http://sportscasm.com/2011/12/28/complete-sec-football-2012-schedules/sec-conference-logo/"><img class="size-full wp-image-8357 aligncenter" title="SEC Conference Logo" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/SEC-Conference-Logo.jpeg" alt="SEC Conference Logo" width="294" height="196" /></a></p>
<p>Here is a look at all of the <strong>2012 SEC Football Schedules</strong> from every school in the new SEC including Missouri and Texas A&amp;M.</p>
<p><strong>ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE</strong><br />
Sept. 1: Michigan (Dallas)<br />
Sept. 8: WESTERN KENTUCKY<br />
Sept. 15: at Arkansas<br />
Sept. 22: FLORIDA ATLANTIC<br />
Sept. 29: OLE MISS<br />
Oct. 13: at Missouri<br />
Oct. 20: at Tennessee<br />
Oct. 27: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Nov. 3: at LSU<br />
Nov. 10: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 17: WESTERN CAROLINA<br />
Nov. 24: AUBURN</p>
<p><strong>ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: JACKSONVILLE STATE<br />
Sept. 8: LOUISIANA-MONROE<br />
Sept. 15: ALABAMA<br />
Sept. 29: vs. Texas A&amp;M<br />
Oct. 6: at Auburn<br />
Oct. 13: KENTUCKY<br />
Oct. 27: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 3: TULSA<br />
Nov. 10: at South Carolina<br />
Nov. 17: at Mississippi State<br />
Nov. 24: LSU</p>
<p><strong>AUBURN TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: Clemson (Chik-fil-A kickoff classic)<br />
Sept. 8: at Mississippi State<br />
Sept. 22: LSU<br />
Oct. 6: ARKANSAS<br />
Oct. 13: at Ole Miss<br />
Oct. 20: at Vanderbilt<br />
Oct. 27: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 10: GEORGIA<br />
Nov. 24: at Alabama<br />
Non-Conference Opponents: Clemson, ULM, New Mexico State, Alabama A&amp;M</p>
<p><strong>FLORIDA GATORS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: BOWLING GREEN<br />
Sept. 8: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
Sept. 15: at Tennessee<br />
Sept. 22: KENTUCKY<br />
Oct. 6: LSU<br />
Oct. 13: at Vanderbilt<br />
Oct. 20: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 27: vs. Georgia (Jacksonville)<br />
Nov. 3: MISSOURI<br />
Nov. 10: LOUISIANA-LAFAYETTE<br />
Nov. 17: JACKSONVILLE STATE<br />
Nov. 24: Florida State</p>
<p><strong>GEORGIA BULLDOGS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: BUFFALO<br />
Sept. 8: at Missouri<br />
Sept: 15 FLORIDA ATLANTIC<br />
Sept. 22: VANDERBILT<br />
Sept. 29: TENNESSEE<br />
Oct. 6: at South Carolina<br />
Oct. 20: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 27: vs. Florida (Jacksonville)<br />
Nov. 3: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 10: at Auburn<br />
Nov. 17: GEORGIA SOUTHERN<br />
Nov. 24: GEORGIA TECH</p>
<p><strong>KENTUCKY WILDCATS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: at Louisville<br />
Sept. 8: KENT STATE<br />
Sept. 15: WESTERN KENTUCKY<br />
Sept. 22: at Florida<br />
Sept. 29: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 6: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Oct. 13: at Arkansas<br />
Oct. 20: GEORGIA<br />
Oct. 27: at Missouri<br />
Nov. 3: VANDERBILT<br />
Nov. 17: SAMFORD<br />
Nov. 24: at Tennessee</p>
<p><strong>LSU TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: NORTH TEXAS<br />
Sept. 8: WASHINGTON<br />
Sept. 15: IDAHO<br />
Sept. 22: at Auburn<br />
Sept. 29: Towson<br />
Oct. 6: at Florida<br />
Oct. 13: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Oct. 20: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 3: ALABAMA<br />
Nov. 10: MISSISSIPPI STATE<br />
Nov. 17: OLE MISS<br />
Nov. 24: at Arkansas</p>
<p><strong>OLE MISS REBELS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: CENTRAL ARKANSAS<br />
Sept. 8: UTEP<br />
Sept. 15: TEXAS<br />
Sept. 22: at Tulane<br />
Sept. 29: at Alabama<br />
Oct. 6: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Oct. 13: AUBURN<br />
Oct. 27: at Arkansas<br />
Nov. 3: at Georgia<br />
Nov. 10: VANDERBILT<br />
Nov. 17: at LSU<br />
Nov. 24: MISSISSIPPI STATE</p>
<p><strong>MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: JACKSON STATE<br />
Sept. 8: AUBURN<br />
Sept. 15: at Troy<br />
Sept. 22: SOUTH ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 6: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 13: TENNESSEE<br />
Oct. 20: MTSU<br />
Oct. 27: at Alabama<br />
Nov. 3: TEXAS A&amp;M<br />
Nov. 10: at LSU<br />
Nov. 17: ARKANSAS<br />
Nov. 24: at Ole Miss</p>
<p><strong>MISSOURI TIGERS</strong><br />
Sept. 8: GEORGIA<br />
Sept. 15: ARIZONA STATE<br />
Sept. 22: at South Carolina<br />
Oct. 6: VANDERBILT<br />
Oct. 13: ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 27: KENTUCKY<br />
Nov. 3: at Florida<br />
Nov. 10: at Tennessee<br />
Nov. 24: at Texas A&amp;M<br />
FOUR OPEN DATES TO SCHEDULE THREE NON-CONFERENCE OPPONENTS</p>
<p><strong>SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS</strong><br />
Aug. 30: at Vanderbilt<br />
Sept. 8: EAST CAROLINA<br />
Sept. 15: UAB<br />
Sept. 22: MISSOURI<br />
Sept. 29: at Kentucky<br />
Oct. 6: GEORGIA<br />
Oct. 13: at LSU<br />
Oct. 20: at Florida<br />
Oct. 27: TENNESSEE<br />
Nov. 10: ARKANSAS<br />
Nov. 17: WOFFORD<br />
Nov. 24: at Clemson</p>
<p><strong>TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS</strong><br />
Sept. 1: N.C. State (chick fil-a kickoff)<br />
Sept. 8: GEORGIA STATE<br />
Sept. 15: FLORIDA<br />
Sept. 22: AKRON<br />
Sept. 29: at Georgia<br />
Oct. 13: at Mississippi State<br />
Oct. 20: ALABAMA<br />
Oct. 27: at South Carolina<br />
Nov. 3: TROY<br />
Nov. 10: MISSOURI<br />
Nov. 17: at Vanderbilt<br />
Nov. 24: KENTUCKY</p>
<p><strong>TEXAS A&amp;M AGGIES</strong><br />
Sept. 1: McNEESE STATE<br />
Sept. 8: FLORIDA<br />
Sept. 15: at SMU<br />
Sept. 22: TBD<br />
Sept. 29: vs. Arkansas<br />
Oct. 6: at Ole Miss<br />
Oct. 20: LSU<br />
Oct. 27: at Auburn<br />
Nov. 3: at Mississippi State<br />
Nov. 10: at Alabama<br />
Nov. 24: MISSOURI</p>
<p><strong>VANDERBILT COMMODORES</strong><br />
Aug. 30: SOUTH CAROLINA<br />
Sept. 8 at Northwestern<br />
Sept. 15 PRESBYTERIAN<br />
Sept. 22: at Georgia<br />
Oct. 6: at Missouri<br />
Oct. 13: FLORIDA<br />
Oct. 20: AUBURN<br />
Oct. 27: UMASS<br />
Nov. 3: at Kentucky<br />
Nov. 10: at Ole Miss<br />
Nov. 17: TENNESSEE<br />
Nov. 24: at Wake Forest</p>
<p>[per <a title="SEC 2012 Schedules" href="http://outkickthecoverage.com/complete-2012-sec-football-schedule.php" target="_blank">Outkick the Coverage</a>]</p>
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		<title>Famed Sports Columnist Bill Conlin Resigns Over Child Molestation Claims</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Legendary Philadelphia sports columnist Bill Conlin has resigned from the Philadelphia Daily News in the wake of a story by Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Nancy Phillips that accuses him of sexual molestation/abuse of children.
Per Deadspin:
The Philadelphia Inquirer&#8217;s top investigative reporter, Nancy Phillips, has written a story containing what we&#8217;re told are allegations of child molestation against [...]]]></description>
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<p>Legendary Philadelphia sports columnist <strong>Bill Conlin</strong> has resigned from the <em>Philadelphia Daily News</em> in the wake of a story by <em>Philadelphia Inquirer</em> reporter <strong>Nancy Phillips</strong> that accuses him of sexual molestation/abuse of children.</p>
<p>Per <a title="Legendary Sports Columnist Bill Conlin Resigns" href="http://deadspin.com/5869737/" target="_blank">Deadspin</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">The </span><em>Philadelphia Inquirer</em><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">&#8217;s top investigative reporter, Nancy Phillips, has written a story containing what we&#8217;re told are allegations of child molestation against sportswriter Bill Conlin, a longtime columnist at the rival </span><em>Daily News</em><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">. Conlin resigned just moments ago, according to a source at the </span><em>Daily News</em><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">.</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">The <strong>Jerry Sandusky</strong> case has been horrific, but all of the alleged victims coming forward in relation to Sandusky, <strong>Bobby Dodd</strong>, <strong>Bernie Fine</strong>, and now Bill Conlin is proof that one&#8217;s courage can be contagious to others.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">Conlin is a member of the Baseball Writers Association of America and won the J.G. Taylor Sprink Award earlier this year.</span></p>
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		<title>Saturday Night Live Exposes Jesus Christ&#8217;s Locker Room Visit to Tim Tebow (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 08:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Tim Tebow fever and hysteria has hit an all-time high in the wake of the Denver Broncos winning streak from a series of late-game heroics.  That pitch has hit an all-time high this week and Saturday Night Live didn&#8217;t bypass a comedic opportunity to cash in on the Tebow craze.
In the skit, Jesus Christ visits [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Tim Tebow</strong> fever and hysteria has hit an all-time high in the wake of the <strong>Denver Broncos</strong> winning streak from a series of late-game heroics.  That pitch has hit an all-time high this week and <strong><em>Saturday Night Live</em></strong> didn&#8217;t bypass a comedic opportunity to cash in on the Tebow craze.</p>
<p>In the skit, <strong>Jesus Christ</strong> visits the Broncos locker room following the Broncos overtime win over the <strong>Chicago Bears</strong> last weekend.</p>
<p>An amazed Tebow practically jumps Jesus before Jesus tells him to back off and sit down so he can speak.</p>
<p>Jesus played by actor <strong>Jason Sudeikis</strong>, &#8220;Well, you know, here&#8217;s the thing.  I just go where people call me the most. Nowadays, that is a lot of football games. Also, the country music awards. You know, I decide all of those.  Agghh, I&#8217;m right there at any black event where food is served.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You guys have to help yourselves a little bit.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve got to meet me in the middle!&#8221;</p>
<p>One of the funnier SNL skits in recent memory.</p>
<p>Check out the video above and if you aren&#8217;t offended by Jesus being in an NFL locker room then you will likely find it rather amusing.</p>
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		<title>Tim Tebow Graciously Awesome on Cover of New Sports Illustrated</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Sports Illustrated is not going to pass on an opportunity to sell more magazines as they are cashing in on the Tim Tebow excitement by putting him on the cover of the December 19, 2011 issue.
The cover title: &#8220;TEBOW! &#8211; Amazing, Incredible, Phenomenal, Mind-Blowing, Incomprehensible, Unbelievable&#8230;&#8221;
It&#8217;s a big week as Tebow leads his Denver Broncos [...]]]></description>
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<p><em><strong>Sports Illustrated</strong></em> is not going to pass on an opportunity to sell more magazines as they are cashing in on the <strong>Tim Tebow</strong> excitement by putting him on the cover of the December 19, 2011 issue.</p>
<p>The cover title: <em>&#8220;TEBOW! &#8211; Amazing, Incredible, Phenomenal, Mind-Blowing, Incomprehensible, Unbelievable&#8230;&#8221;</em></p>
<p>It&#8217;s a big week as Tebow leads his <strong>Denver Broncos</strong> against <strong>Tom Brady</strong> and the <strong>New England Patriots</strong>.</p>
<p>Will the unbelievable journey continue this weekend?</p>
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		<title>Derek Jeter Sends Off One-Night Stands with Autographed Baseball</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The New York Post is reporting that legendary New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter sends off his one-night stands with an autographed baseball&#8230;signed by himself of course.
“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his [...]]]></description>
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<p>The <strong>New York Post</strong> is reporting that legendary<strong> New York Yankees</strong> shortstop <strong>Derek Jeter </strong>sends off his one-night stands with an autographed baseball&#8230;signed by himself of course.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.</p></blockquote>
<p>All was well with Jeter&#8217;s partying gifts until he accidentally hooked up with the same girl twice, he had forgotten a prior tryst, when she was given a second gift set, complete with another Jeter autographed baseball.</p>
<p>An autographed Jeter baseball can fetch north of $500 dollars.</p>
<p>Legit parting gift of disguised prostitution?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/04/20/derek-jeters-10-hottest-girlfriends-of-all-time/"><img class="size-full wp-image-891 aligncenter" title="Derek Jeter's 10 Hottest Girlfriends of All-Time Photo Essay" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/derek_jeter_10_hottest.jpg" alt="Derek Jeter's 10 Hottest Girlfriends of All-Time Photo Essay" width="417" height="552" /></a></p>
<p>Jeter recently broke up with actress <strong>Minka Kelly</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Skip Bayless Auto-Tuned Tebow Praise Song &#8216;All He Does is Win!&#8217; (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Pretty fun auto-tuned clips of ESPN&#8217;s Skip Bayless praising Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow with his &#8216;All he does is win!&#8221; mantra.
Special cameos by Hulk &#8216;Hollywood&#8217; Hogan and Stephen A. Smith.
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<p>Pretty fun auto-tuned clips of ESPN&#8217;s <strong>Skip Bayless</strong> praising Denver Broncos QB <strong>Tim Tebow</strong> with his &#8216;All he does is win!&#8221; mantra.</p>
<p>Special cameos by <strong>Hulk &#8216;Hollywood&#8217; Hogan</strong> and <strong>Stephen A. Smith</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Lindsey Vonn Denies She is Dating Tim Tebow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, fresh off a divorce, is denying rumors that she is dating Denver Broncos star quarterback Tim Tebow.  She watched the Broncos win over the Chicago Bears on Sunday from the Tebow family box at the game.
She tweeted: &#8220;Hearing a lot of crazy rumors but rest assured I am NOT dating Tim [...]]]></description>
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<p>Olympic skier <strong>Lindsey Vonn</strong>, fresh off a divorce, is denying rumors that she is dating <strong>Denver Broncos</strong> star quarterback <strong>Tim Tebow</strong>.  She watched the Broncos win over the Chicago Bears on Sunday from the Tebow family box at the game.</p>
<blockquote><p>She <a title="Lindsey Vonn Tweet" href="https://twitter.com/#!/lindseyvonn/status/146326415422398465" target="_blank">tweeted</a>: &#8220;Hearing a lot of crazy rumors but rest assured I am NOT dating Tim Tebow (or anyone else). I&#8217;m just friends with his family. xo, LV&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Well most things usually start as friends.  If Tebow did wreck her marriage then it would be one of the more compelling bits of drama in sports given Tebow&#8217;s strong beliefs.</p>
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		<title>First Look at Albert Pujols in an Angels Uniform (Photo)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Albert Pujols donning his new Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim uniform at a press conference to announce his joining the team on December 10, 2011 in Anaheim.
[image: MLB Twitter]
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<p><strong>Albert Pujols</strong> donning his new <strong>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim</strong> uniform at a press conference to announce his joining the team on December 10, 2011 in Anaheim.</p>
<p>[image: MLB Twitter]</p>
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		<title>National League MVP Ryan Braun Tests Positive for Performance Enhancing Drug</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 04:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun, who won the 2011 National League MVP Award, has tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug (PED) according to ESPN.
To affirm the results and strengthen its case, MLB asked the World Anti-Doping Agency lab in Montreal, which conducts its testing, to perform a secondary test to determine whether the testosterone [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Milwaukee Brewers</strong> left fielder <strong>Ryan Braun</strong>, who won the 2011 National League MVP Award, has tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug (PED) <a title="Ryan Braun Tests Positive For PED" href="http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/7338271/ryan-braun-milwaukee-brewers-tests-positive-performance-enhancing-drug" target="_blank">according to ESPN</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>To affirm the results and strengthen its case, MLB asked the World Anti-Doping Agency lab in Montreal, which conducts its testing, to perform a secondary test to determine whether the testosterone spike resulted from natural variations within Braun&#8217;s body or from an artificial source. The test indicated the testosterone was exogenous, meaning it came from outside his body.</p></blockquote>
<p>Braun is denying the positive test and appealing the finding.</p>
<blockquote><p>A spokesman for Braun confirmed the positive test Saturday and issued a statement: &#8220;There are highly unusual circumstances surrounding this case which will support Ryan&#8217;s complete innocence and demonstrate there was absolutely no intentional violation of the program. While Ryan has impeccable character and no previous history, unfortunately, because of the process we have to maintain confidentiality and are not able to discuss it any further, but we are confident he will ultimately be exonerated.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The benefit of doubt no longer goes to the player after what we all witnessed and experienced during the steroid era of baseball.</p>
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