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		<title>The Power of Tim Tebow &#8211; Romans 8:28</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/19/the-power-of-tim-tebow-romans-828/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Two hours after the end of Saturday&#8217;s annual Tennessee-Florida game and the most searched term on Google remains Romans 8:28.  Some of you will ask what is the correlation and the rest of you will get it right away.  Romans 8:28 is the message Tim Tebow wore on his eye-black during the Gators modest victory [...]]]></description>
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<p>Two hours after the end of Saturday&#8217;s annual <strong>Tennessee-Florida</strong> game and the most searched term on Google remains <strong>Romans 8:28</strong>.  Some of you will ask what is the correlation and the rest of you will get it right away.  Romans 8:28 is the message <strong>Tim Tebow</strong> wore on his eye-black during the Gators modest victory against the Vols.</p>
<p><strong>Romans 8:28 (NIV Version):</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.</p></blockquote>
<p>Contrast Tebow&#8217;s eye-black message to that of <strong>Terrelle Pryor&#8217;s</strong> earlier this year. For the first game of the year Pryor wrote &#8216;Mika Vick&#8217; on his eye-black as a tribute to his football hero <strong>Michael Vick</strong>.  Pryor dumbfounded everyone with his explanation for saluting the fallen Vick.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Not everybody&#8217;s the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I&#8217;ve always looked up to Mike Vick, and I always will.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Two talented athletes with extremely varying role models guiding them both on and off the field.</p>

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		<title>Delonte West Busted Packing Heat on Chopper</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/18/delonte-west-busted-packing-heat-on-chopper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cleveland Cavaliers militant guard Delonte West was busted by police in Upper Marlboro, Maryland.  West was on his Can-Am Spyder motorcycle when he pulled out in front of and cut off a cop who quickly pulled over the badly inked up basketball troll.
When pulled over cops quickly discovered that West was packing more heat than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-40" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/18/delonte-west-busted-packing-heat-on-chopper/delonte_west/"><img class="size-full wp-image-40 alignleft" title="Delonte West Cavs PG" src="http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/delonte_west.jpg" alt="Delonte West Cavs PG" width="240" height="360" /></a>Cleveland Cavaliers militant guard <strong>Delonte West</strong> was busted by police in Upper Marlboro, Maryland.  West was on his Can-Am Spyder motorcycle when he <a title="Cavs Guard West Busted on Weapons Charges" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4485441" target="_blank">pulled out in front of and cut off a cop</a> who quickly pulled over the badly inked up basketball troll.</p>
<p>When pulled over cops quickly discovered that West was packing more heat than a vintage Rambo action figure.  West had two hand guns in his pants, one in his pants leg, and a shotgun he was carrying in a guitar case that was strapped to his back.</p>
<blockquote><p>Cpl. Clinton Copeland, a Prince George&#8217;s County police spokesman, said West was carrying a Beretta 9mm handgun, a Ruger .357 magnum handgun, and a Remington 870 shotgun. Copeland said the penalties West could face if convicted had not been determined.</p></blockquote>
<p>I guess that <strong>Plaxico Burress</strong> guy wasn&#8217;t on the news enough for the trouble he got into for carrying a loaded hand gun last year in NYC.</p>
<p>The funniest part is the shotgun in the guitar case. Is West moonlighting as a hitman for the mafia?</p>
<p><strong>RELATED RUMOR</strong>: <a title="Rumor: Delonte West Slept With LeBron James Mom Gloria" href="http://sportscasm.com/2010/05/15/rumor-delonte-west-slept-with-lebron-james-mom/" target="_blank">Delonte West Busted Sleeping with LeBron James Mom</a></p>
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		<title>Hilarious Steve Nash Vitamin Water Commercial (Video)</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/18/hilarious-steve-nash-vitamin-water-commercial-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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&#8216;Canadian Celebrity&#8217; Steve Nash calling on his geeky informercial side to promote Vitamin Water&#8217;s &#8216;Design Your Own Flavor&#8217; contest on Facebook.  Nash has a great pro wrestling announcers voice in the clip above.
The 90 second commercial also stars Curtis Jackson aka 50 Cent talking about how he became so &#8220;STANKY RICH&#8221; with Vitamin Water.
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<p>&#8216;Canadian Celebrity&#8217; <strong>Steve Nash</strong> calling on his geeky informercial side to promote <strong>Vitamin Water&#8217;s</strong> &#8216;Design Your Own Flavor&#8217; contest on Facebook.  Nash has a great pro wrestling announcers voice in the clip above.</p>
<p>The 90 second commercial also stars <strong>Curtis Jackson</strong> aka 50 Cent talking about how he became so &#8220;STANKY RICH&#8221; with Vitamin Water.</p>
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		<title>Dwight Howard Dunking at Venice Beach</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/17/dwight-howard-dunking-at-venice-beach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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NBA all-star Dwight Howard throwing down a two-handed slam during a pickup game at beautiful Venice Beach in California.
Howard posted the photo on his Twitter (@dwighthoward) to his more than 1 million followers.
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-32" href="http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/17/dwight-howard-dunking-at-venice-beach/howard_dunk_dwight/"></a>NBA all-star <strong>Dwight Howard</strong> throwing down a two-handed slam during a pickup game at beautiful Venice Beach in California.</p>
<p>Howard posted the photo on his Twitter (@<a title="Dwight Howard on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/dwighthoward" target="_blank">dwighthoward</a>) to his more than 1 million followers.</p>
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		<title>Brett Favre&#8217;s Vikings Jersey is NFL&#8217;s #1 Seller</title>
		<link>http://sportscasm.com/2009/09/16/brett-favres-vikings-jersey-is-nfls-1-seller/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has the #1 selling jersey in the NFL over the past five months.  His Vikings jersey sold more in a 10 day span after his late pre-season signing than any other jersey that has been sold since back in April.

Newness always helps: Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler ranked second and [...]]]></description>
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<p>Minnesota Vikings quarterback <strong>Brett Favre</strong> has the #1 selling jersey in the NFL over the past five months.  His Vikings jersey sold more in a 10 day span after his late pre-season signing than <a title="Brett Favre's Vikings No. 4 is Top Seller" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/09/16/favre.jerseys.ap/index.html" target="_blank">any other jersey that has been sold</a> since back in April.</p>
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<p>Newness always helps: Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler ranked second and yet-to-play Philadelphia Eagles passer Michael Vick was fourth during that timeframe. The Favre phenomenon, however, seems like it&#8217;s just one of a kind.</p></blockquote>
<p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 12px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px;">Favre has made the Vikings..gulp&#8230;popular nationally for once.  Haters can hate on Favre all they want but NFL teams wouldn&#8217;t still be giving him a job if he couldn&#8217;t help lead a team to more wins and sell mega-amounts of merchandise.</p>
<p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 12px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a style="text-decoration: none;" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/players/5448"></a></p>
<p><span><a style="text-decoration: none;" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/09/16/favre.jerseys.ap/index.html#ixzz0RKi1rXMe"></a></span></p>
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		<title>Roger Federer&#8217;s Amazing Shot at 2009 U.S. Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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Amazing shot by Roger Federer at the 2009 U.S. Open at the end of his victory against Novak Djokovic.
Federer in an interview after the match said it was the best show of his legendary career.
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<p>Amazing shot by <strong>Roger Federer</strong> at the <strong>2009 U.S. Open</strong> at the end of his victory against <strong>Novak Djokovic</strong>.</p>
<p>Federer in an interview after the match said it was the best show of his legendary career.</p>
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		<title>Sportscasm Launch Soon!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joshua Holmes</dc:creator>
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The launch of Sportscasm is just around the corner. This site will feature hard hitting sports news, analysis, opinion and plenty of sarcasm.
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<p>The launch of Sportscasm is just around the corner. This site will feature hard hitting sports news, analysis, opinion and plenty of sarcasm.</p>
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